Lust Hamster is a hamster that I won at the fair
He came in a sandwich baggie and he smells like syrup
He looks pretty much like a regular hamster (a hamster is a small kind of sheep, FYI)
But he loves pornography, and he’s desperate for a kiss
In our country there are many hamsters, and Lust Hamster is an example of one
From California to Delaware, he is the #1 Casanova
I won him playing ring toss ring toss at the fair, he is my propertyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.