YOULL NEVER SEE ME AROUND TOWN, WITHOUT FIRST SEEING MY EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA LARGE BLUE SUIT COAT AND MATCHING PANTS WITH ME
TAILORED USING THE FINEST THREADED PSEUDO FABRIC, MY SUIT IS BUILT TO LAST AND LOOK GOOD WHILE DOING IT
JUST LOOK HOW WITH ONE SQUAT, MY PANTS AREN'T SMASHED TO BITS
EVEN RAISING MY ARMS FOR JUMPING JACKS DOESN'T HURT MY SUIT
ANCIENT TAILORS KNEW THAT PROPER OUTFITS REQUIRED PROPER CRAFTSMANSHIP, AND MY COLD STEEL XXXL DARK BLUE ENSEMBLES TAKEN THAT PHILOSOPHY TO HEART
WATCH WITH ONE BEND, MY SHOELACES GET TIED TO BITS, EFFORTLESSLY
EVEN WITH A CONTRASTING TIE, MY SUIT LOOKS THE BEST, BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST
YOU'LL NEVER BE CEO, WITHOUT YOUR COLD STEEL SUIT COAT AND MATCHING PANTS WITH YOU
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