No.28249
My WIFE (yep you heard that right leftypolteens ;)) wants me to play it with her, is it good?
No.28250
>>28249me and my wife have also played it. it's fun. i'm actually excited to play it with my daughter when she's big enough. it's actually harder to play multiplayer because you don't get to pause and strategize.
the gameplay loop is casual but also addictive. it's a low-stakes, low-difficulty game, so the real challenge becomes to get as much done in a single day as possible. in 2nd and 3rd play throughs you find yourself giving yourself personal challenges like "get married to an NPC before summer" or "get to level 100 in the mines before fall."
it has lots of different playstyles too. i've seen people avoid farming altogether and go for a purely fishing-based playstyle, for example.
the game actually has a competitive scene and really good immersive mods (like stardew expanded), and the base game was made by a single guy by himself who had never developed a game before.
No.28251
it's also a good game to just "veg out" and listen to audiobooks/podcasts/music while you play
No.28252
>>28249are you saying you have
séx??
No.28253
>>28249>>28250How are you both married? That doesn't make any sense…
Are your wives trans or poly?
No.28254
>>28253i can't speak for other anon, but neither.
No.28255
>>28253most people get married, anon. if someone is over 30 it's a 50/50 chance they're married. obviously it's a bit less on an imageboard, but still nonzero. most people who have spouses here probably don't mention them because it's not worth it and you always get accused of humblebragging/lying anyway.
No.28256
>>28254How did you not become an incel? Are you rich or something?
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No.28257
>yet another capitalist micro-management sim
<wow so relaxing
it's tedious and boring. i have more fun optimizing my food shopping
No.28258
>>28257>capitalistit's agrarian. while you own private property, you don't employ anyone or expropriate their surplus value
>micro-managementyou can fuck off and do whatever you want with very little consequences, so it's not really micro management unless you want it to be
>simit's not really a sim either, it has next to no fidelity to what actual agricultural labor is like
>it's tedious and boring. i have more fun optimizing my food shoppingyou're entitled to feel that way
No.28259
>>28256>How did you not become an incel? by having sex i guess
>Are you rich or something? no
No.32897
>>28261Truth. Emily is all I need.
No.32900
Garbage skill-less, unengaging Wiki game of optimizing simple arithmetics. Basically a glorified Cookie Clicker on a seasonal timer.
No.32920
i can't play games like this because it makes me feel like a loser with no life (which I am)
No.33258
>>28258Is Stardew Valley an actually existing market socialism?
No.33369
what do you think of stardew valley expanded
No.33511
>>28248how to use own poop
No.33632
>>33258yes
>>33369it's fun
>>33511are you talking about fertilizer?
No.33633
>>32900maybe when you have a job and kids you'll realize that's all most people have time for
No.34184
there's a very weird reason I respect this game: it's the only game in my steam catalog on linux that I can run without running steam. If I go to the exe and run it through terminal it just runs. steam doesn't start. no other game in my library does that as far as I'm aware. I'm still playing 1.5 with mods so I'm very grateful I can do this and not have 1.6 forced on me yet.
No.34186
>>33633>having kidspathetic
regardless, i have a lot going on and still manage to not squander all my free time playing flappy bird and angry birds, wonder why that is
No.34210
Good game. Played a lot on the ps4 release, really did take me back to harvest moon days.
No.34601
>>34186>i have a lot going on and still manage to not squander all my free time playing flappy bird and angry birds, wonder why that isit's because you come here to brag about how you manage to not squander all your free time playing flappy bird and angry birds, instead
No.34602
>>33633Unfortunately I don't think I'll ever have children but if I didn't have any time for videogames (which I barely have nowadays) I'd rather watch a film or read a book instead of lobotomizing myself with the glorified Cookie Clicker. Get a grip.
No.34603
>>34602Your mom's a glorified Cookie Clicker.
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