/hobby/ - Hobby

1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.
16. A deal is a deal.
17. A contract, is a contract, is a contract… but only between Ferengi.
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a suit better than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace; it confuses the hell out of your enemy.
102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103. Sleep can interfere with profit.
109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111. Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
194. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success… don't hesitate to step on them.
214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
217. You can't free a fish from water.
239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.