No.571442
Leftypol will send one of our best submarines to mount the rescue operation.
No.571447
>>571445hexbear nobody cares about your flame war with beehaw, I'm embarassed to even be aware of it
No.571449
Wow, just like the real Titanic!
No.571450
>>571448Let's get Orcanized!
No.571451
>>571448LET'S GET ORCANIZED
Killer Oreos of the sea wooo they will be uplifted after the dolphins.
No.571460
shit spectacle thread
No.571462
>>571461This looks like a death trap waiting to happen. IS this what its like to be inside of a submarine, I swear it was a lot bigger on the inside to accommodate the crew.
No.571463
We need a ‘jak image for this
No.571464
Honestly you have to respect Canadian grifters for being so bafflingly incompetent, as is standard for Canadians, that they end up accidentally doing something based.
No.571465
Guys….
Now imagine the FILM ADAPTION
No.571467
I had read that these guys are bolted into this submarine. Like there is no way out without unscrewing bolts from outside and the hardware inside is all touch screens.
No.571470
>>571466That's what I thought because I remember seeing something about Nuclear Submarines and how they worked, and was very confused why that one was so fucking tiny.
>>571467Yup they deserve their fate then if this is what they done. A literal Iron grave where they remain until the metal gets destroyed or someone finds the sub.
No.571471
>>571448LET'S GET ORCANIZED!>>571468>>571469I'm dying
No.571473
>>571462>>571462>>571466Deep sea exploration submarines go much deeper and are thus under MUCH higher pressures than military submarines. They are small to help withstand the pressures.
No.571474
<Onboard is confirmed to be a billionaire who made his fortune in private jets
>got rich polluting the skies
>dies shitting himself under the seas
poetry
No.571475
duginbased.webm
No.571478
>>571448I'm pretty sure it's the ghosts of Titanic's third class passengers enacting their revenge
No.571479
I AM THE KING OF THE– ACK!
No.571480
>>571441>>571442There's a billionaire Hamish Harding that also went to space on Blue Origin, Bezo's SpaceX. The CEO of the company of the submarine. A decorated retired French Navy pilot. And Billionaire Pakistani Shazada Dawood and his 19 year old son.
GOOD RIDDANCE No.571483
>>571477youd be astonished at how much wanton death and destruction occurs at the hands of porkys being violently cheap
t. engineer who has read far too many case studies on catastrophic plant failures
No.571485
>>571483Yeah but, like, with proles not with themselves and each other lmao.
No.571486
>>571485look up the death rate for light aircraft/helicopters
No.571487
>>571441>The tourist submersible that went missing on a visit to the wreck of the Titanic with five people on board has just 40 hours of air leftfingers crossed ;)
No.571488
>>571477Nah, those are rich fucks diving down. I bet they secretly wanted for the sub to go missing
No.571489
>>571487the sub probably imploded and they where dead pretty fast
No.571490
>>571461LMAO do they pilot the thing with an Xbox controller???
No.571493
>>571491>>571492more victims of communism
No.571495
>>571491the other submersible companies were just mad at these epic industry disruptors
No.571496
>>571493>>571490Common PC Master Race W.
No.571500
>>571441LMAO but for real RIP to that one guy who was just a Titanic autist who worked for the company
No.571501
>>571500Yeah but on the other hand, he had to know how shady this company was and how unsafe the sub is
No.571503
>>571441And the people-of the pit return to their watery crevice.
As prophesised.
No.571505
>>571502I… I'm gonna need some kind of explanation.
No.571506
>>571497More sprite kino ruined by the isometric view.
No.571507
>>571498Not just every egineering failure, most safety issues of all kinds. Like recently with Alec Baldwin shooting the director of photography on the set of Rust was because he and other producers fired the original safety people for trying to make things too safe and (in their opinion) wasting time and money.
No.571508
>>571504/leftypol/ submarine fleet to liberate marie byrd's land (soon to be renamed)
No.571512
>>571500>>571501He was also a former imperialist navy pilot, and a grave plunderer. Technically a proletarian since he was an employee but not exactly a comrade
No.571513
>>571511>How is one this stupid and function as an adult.Because they pay people to do everything for them.
No.571514
I'm glad they either got delta P'd into fish feed or are currently waiting to die of oxygen deprivation
None of this attention and energy towards migrants drowning in the Mediterranean btw
No.571516
>>571514>>571515There probably ought to be a general thread for mass migration since it's a major issue of the time and something porks are always using to manipulate the labor market at huge cost to people's lives.
No.571517
>>571514I feel like most of the attention is laughing at how stupidly the billionaires died while a few libs act like it's actually serious.
No.571518
>>571448Let's get orcanized!
ORCANIZATION, HERE I COME
No.571519
>>571441What the actual fuck is up with porky's obsession with water btw? They'll spend exorbitant amounts of money on mundane shit EXCEPT ON WATER and throw their lives away for this dumb bullshit.
No.571524
>>571448Damn, my dyslexia made me misread this.
LET'S GET ORCANIZED!
No.571525
My fucking god imagine being trapped in such a claustrophobic container, 4000m deep in the ocean without food or water to slowly lose oxygen for days just to freak out about the inevitable approaching.
No.571526
>>571492>>571461uhhh actually that is a logitech controller
No.571527
>>571441>the libs getting mad at the people laughing that people are laughing that a bunch of billionaries sent themselves to a water coffin to the depths of the oceanoh no no no
No.571528
>>571519>What the actual fuck is up with porky's obsession with water btw?On the ocean they are outside the bounds of countries so they are the ultimate authority as captains/owners of their ships.
No.571529
Submarines are just the brokey millionaire's space ship replacement, tbh.
No.571530
>>571528I also think that being on international waters gives PDFiles free roam, just like Mr. Epstein on his plane
No.571531
>canned pork
No.571534
are they dead already
No.571535
this was some Mickey Mouse contraption built with off the shelf parts, old bits of piping, and a Logitech controller
No.571539
Just a reminder that they're only
NOW searching underwater. For the past few days they've been using planes, counting their chances on the possibility that the sub activated its flotation emergency systems and is hanging around the sea surface. This might or might not have happened; for example it could be that the sub is stuck underwater or something.
>>571534They have at
most 96 hours of oxygen. They've been inside of it since 18th of June so they're confirmed dead at the 22nd. The sub is sealed tight and can't be opened from the inside so even a successful flotation scenario doesn't make a difference so long as no one has found them and opened the sub yet.
No.571541
>>571538These porkies really do all get their own Large Son.
No.571542
>>571539>can't be opened from the insideif i were inside i wouldnt want to open it from that depth anyway
No.571543
https://oceangate.com/news-and-media/blog/2019-0221-why-titan-is-not-classed.html>Space X, Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic all rely on experienced inside experts to oversee the daily operations, testing, and validation versus bringing in outsiders who need to first be educated before being qualified to ‘validate’ any innovations.>With this [real-time monitoring] system, we can determine if the hull is compromised well before situations become life-threatening, and safely return to the surface.>Classed subs are only required to undergo depth validation every three years, whereas our RTM system validates the integrity of the hull on each and every dive.>OceanGate’s patent-pending Real Time Monitoring system (RTM) that monitors acoustic emissions from the carbon fiber structureSo there is really nothing to worry about, they will be just fine
>>571534>>571536>Sometimes I go to the end of the batteries and sometimes even more than to the end–Paul-Henry Nargeolet, sole actual crew member on the Titan sub
No.571544
>>571542I said that even if the sub was floating above the water, they still can't open it. They NEED someone to find them.
No.571545
>>571544That's hilarious.
No.571546
>>571545I know, right? Zero safety or long-term thinking.
No.571547
>>571536Analog drift caused their demise.
>>571538my god
No.571549
They most likely had to piss and pee while in that air-tight container. Imagine the smell.
No.571550
>>571548Imagine finding it with a broken window and a couple of imploded corpses either inside or nearby.
No.571551
>>571544Lmao, they're literally sealed in. It's Iron Lung: Porkie Edition.
No.571552
>>571514maybe the billionaire and migrants should stay on land
No.571554
Y'know, maybe at least one of them survives if they resort to cannibalism/murder to reduce the oxygen depletion rate.
Although the struggles and fights that ensue from that can deplete it even faster as they breath more. Ideally, they should all stay calm and minimise how much oxygen they're breathing.
No.571555
>>571554Would be funny if they found them and the ex navy pilot straight up snapped their necks.
No.571556
>>571553damn that's some old 4chan nostalgia innit
No.571558
>>571549They got gassed :)
No.571561
>>571441It was full of capitalist pigs . Nothing of value lost.
>Shahzada DawoodA Pakistani billionaire in particular assuredly has built their wealth atop a mountain of slave's bones.
No.571562
>>571448Let's Get Orcanized!
>>571453James Cameron does not do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because he is James Cameron
No.571563
>>571548>The constant pressure cycling weakens existing flaws resulting in large tears of the carbon. Non-destructive testing was critical to detect such potentially existing flaws in order to ensure a solid and safe product for the safety of the passengers and crew.An opinion that's more educated that mine is that the sub imploded. Apparently carbon fiber is not optimal for these depths but these people went with it because "they use it in spaaaace" even though that's a different environment. When carbon fiber fails to pressure it also does so quickly, catastrophically, and shatters rather than bending or cracking. So here's where the gory details enter the picture.
It's entirely possible the hull imploded into thousands of razor-sharp pieces in about a millisecond, or even turning into metal dust from the pressure wave which is also moving at that speed, ripping the carbon fiber into a billion pieces in that amount of time, before the human brain could even register what was happening, the people inside would also catch on fire and explode simultaneously with the impact from a billion pieces of razor-sharp carbon fiber and crushing amounts of water moving at supersonic speeds.
No.571564
>Shahzada believes in inclusive business models involving low-income communities building value chains along the Group’s business interests.
So slaves
No.571565
>>571543Even if they returned to the surface, it's still bolted shut from the outside with limited oxygen supply, so they need to be found quickly if they want the porkies to survive
No.571566
Hopefully private submarine manufacturing and use is regulated to the fucking moon and back after this
No.571567
>>571566>Hopefully private submarine manufacturing and use is regulated to the fucking moon and back after thisbut i want more rich assholes to pay 250k to go on the euthanasia submarine.
No.571568
>>571566No, don't regulate it until the price per seat gets below $10,000. Let this keep happening until then
No.571569
>>571538lmaoooo what a king
No.571570
>>571546You know this whole sub thing that they did really shows just how stupid and incompetent these porkies are.
No.571571
>>571566I mean a guy literally used a private submarine to murder and decapitate some girl before this, not sure this will make a difference
No.571572
>>571570Christ. Only Arab oil barons seem to love to splurge and show off their wealth.
No.571573
>>571570I've known this for years, they're all fucking stupid. They're all incompetent children who never grew up and lived off of the exploitation and grift of their great grandfathers.
No.571574
>>571561there’s one scientist/researcher tho
No.571575
>>571574They weren't using their education that well.
No.571576
>>571574inb4 he snaps and starts eating everyone in the sub
No.571579
>>571563>>571548Mashallah
Cheapfuck petty bourg execute their haute bourg overlords with the jankiest death tube imaginable
Only way it could be more hilarious is if it used madcatz controllers
No.571583
>>571490Not even, it was offbrand
No.571585
>>571453James Cameron is such a great director that avatar 3 is just going go be real life. He prolly sunk their sub.
No.571586
This should be called the "submarine that even god can't sink".
No.571591
>>571589>'Banging sounds'Damn, one last orgy before they die…
>>571590>I would give up my life savings All 12 dollars and 50 cents?
No.571592
>>571591>All 12 dollars and 50 cents?precisely.
No.571596
>>571566Submarines are difficult to regulate. I was reading about them today because this little scandal made me realize I'm autistic for submarines. Since they operate in international waters, it's not clear to anybody whose rules they should follow. Regulations only apply under a particular government's sovereignty .
International law is quite explicit that states can have territorial sovereignty up to twelve nautical miles from their coast. That means the vast majority of the ocean is owned by no one.
No.571597
>>571596Also as it happens, the way maritime law operates is that the vessels themselves have to fly a particular national flag, and then that magically means the laws of that country apply to everything on that vessel. But get this–there's no law saying YOU must fly the flag, so you can magically declare anarchy at any point once you're in international waters!
You guessed it– particular sub didn't have an American flag.
Maritime customs are kind of interesting. Seems like anarchists should take to the seas.
No.571599
>>571596>>571597This is why most merchant ships are flagged to some tiny shithole like Liberia, Panama or the Caymans with no regulations and a minimal registration fee so they can just do whatever regarding safety, worker rights, etc.
And ancaps have tried the whole international waters thing via "seasteading" and it doesn't work so great.
https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/southeast-asia/article/3006682/thailand-wants-us-killed-bitcoin-couple-who-lived-ocean No.571600
>>571597>take to the seaslmao, that's been the libertarian wet dream for ages, so infamous that bioshock parodied it, but it's completely delusional.
No.571602
>>571600Capitalists should love the ocean. It is thalassocracy and sea trade that led to the development of mercantilism and capitalism. Without sea trade, trade by horse and cart would have caused human development to be far slower than it ever would have been by ocean. A ship can carry far more than a horse can, and over far greater distances without stopping. To this day, capitalists love to own property on the beach, or be on yachts and cruises whenever possible.
No.571603
>>571589This means that they didn't implode and die instantly like other posters are saying, and will instead slowly choke to death from a lack of oxygen.
Straight out of a horror movie.
No.571610
>>1505314
>Your definition of “ignoble” is most likely stupid based on your demonstrated capacity to make assessments so far.
This coming from the guy who assessed "jimmy neutron was a threat".
Go home, lad before we start playing bingo with you again.
No.571617
>>571616Bro, do you have to do this? Do you have to derail this thread because you needed the drive-by nazi poster to admit that they're racist?
No.571618
>>571617It's ok lad, I've had my fun. Im just gonna start reporting him now.
No.571619
The decision to take such a big risk may seem odd to many of us. But consider this: When you are a billionaire (and have been for years), you go through normal wishes and crazy wishes that a normal person can come up with (so not that crazy really) really fast. When you can have everything, your tastes change and become, shall I say, eccentric. Consider all the powerful people that went to Epstein's island. When you see yourself as existing on a different level of the rabble, what do you care about the morals of the rabble?
As the saying goes, a big crisis is also an opportunity. Perhaps the last thing Shahzada Dawood did was looking at his son Suleman and saying to himself: Why not? Why shouldn't I? Soon this tiny metal coffin will be crushed and nobody will be able to tell from our remains… if they even bother to pick them up. And if they could tell, why would I care about that? Why indeed? It was his idea to go down here. So why shouldn't I rape my own son in the ass? I bet it feels interesting.
No.571620
>>571614If there was a power failure or something during their descent, wouldn't the ballast hold enough water to continue descending, potentially until they reached bottom? Apparently they lost signal on their way down, and they were down deep. I'm no sub expert but I have played some barotrauma.
No.571621
>>571619What the fuck was that last paragraph heel turn.
No.571623
>>571441What are the odds this was a murder suicide? What if one of them was a commie sleeper agent?
No.571624
>>1505353
>Seeing more of this nonsense lately. I take the exact opposite view towards history. Nothing is set in stone, least of all the victory of a small clique of talentless homosexuals over mass culture.
Agreed. History is class struggle. Natsoys were homofash anyway.
No.571625
>>1505353
>Talentless homosexuals reigning over mass culture
We already have this its called the British Empire
No.571626
Cuck sub cuck sub
No.571629
>>571563>It's entirely possible the hull imploded into thousands of razor-sharp pieces in about a millisecond, or even turning into metal dust from the pressure wave which is also moving at that speed, ripping the carbon fiber into a billion pieces in that amount of time, before the human brain could even register what was happening, the people inside would also catch on fire and explode simultaneously with the impact from a billion pieces of razor-sharp carbon fiber and crushing amounts of water moving at supersonic speeds.All I'm hearing is we finally found a humane peer-reviewed method of execution worthy the finest high-net-worth individuals. But in order to make sure it's kept tho the highest standards, it should be done in a controlled environment inside a pressurized tank and televised in 4k resolution.
No.571630
diversion from the 600+ proles who drowned off the coast of Greece
No.571631
>>571630In capitalism the submarine filled with inbred rich people is worth far more then hundreds of rando proles
No.571632
>>571620It would probably remain neutrally buoyant. So they’d just float around wherever the water pushes them.
No.571633
>>571552Migrants are forced to journey by economic and political pressure. These morons designed this death trap then signed a big ass waiver to get into it when they could've stayed in their comfortable rich people lives.
No.571634
Can't wait for some salvage to float to shore
No.571643
>>571597>the way maritime law operates is that the vessels themselves have to fly a particular national flagthat's not how it works at all lol. It is under the jurisdiction of the country under whose "flag" it is registered. You flying the piece of cloth or not doesn't mean anything, because you have papers on board saying where you're registered, and if you don't, then the country's shipping registry does.
>you can magically declare anarchy at any point once you're in international waters! No, you can't. And if you do, you'll be considered a pirate and they will kill you and sink you at the first sign of resistance, cause you're dumb if you think Gabrielle Cacci will not go home and eat his wife's tortellini just because some kids with guns decided to play anarchy at sea.
>Seems like anarchists should take to the seas.Sea is srsbsns. I'm not even talking about laws. If you think it is "easy" to spend months at sea, "playing anarchy" or not, then with your attitude the Sea herself will fucking swallow you. Let alone some random country's navy.
>Maritime customs are kind of interesting. Maritime LAWS are generally written by seamen, shipbuilders, and people who have met the Sea. They write all those regulations, safety, certification and so on, because the Sea is srsbsns. You can't just go out there. And when you're out there, your actions can affect others. As in, if one person fucks up, you all die.
Movies make it out to be some happy adventure you go on and do what you want. No. You are in a domain that humans do not control, you are only a guest, and you should behave that way. The Sea allows you to go or doesn't.
All that fairytale shit about gods, monsters, beautiful paradises or worst hells? That's all real, that's the fucking Sea. We live on the edge of that world. We all like to play on its edges, swim in the coasts, around the islands. But going OUT THERE. Damn.
As an aside, all those people and now kids who are going around the world "alone"? Tracked 24/7, support boat(s) following, its path, course and schedule determined by constant weather reports from stations all over the world, constant radio contact, constant radar blip. It is very hard to find something in the ocean once you have lost it. As in, impoasibly hard. The best method we've found is just to wait on the islands/coasts in the path of the ocean current and wait for it to wash up on shore.
Once the Sea is done playing with you, she returns whatever is leftThe Sea isn't mean, or nice, you can't make value judgments. She just is the way she is, beautiful, playful, terrifying, gentle, intense, nurturing, aggressive, imposing. She's perfect, and that is why people love her.
Some silicon valley tech bros thought they could go out there and play underwater explorers. 2000m? That's just like 300m, just bigger numbers. It'll be easy, besides, we have all these fancy switches and knobs that totally bring us up and save us. The fucking fools.
No.571644
>>571637Gem.
>>571630Nazbol Dark Alchemy demands ~300 human souls for that of 1 billionaire. A forbidden practice is afoot.
No.571645
>>571644 (me)
Honestly the migrant deaths bums me out a lot. Hard to joke about that kinda thing…
:/ sorry bout that
No.571646
>>571639>that picLooks exactly like something you want to camouflage on the ocean floor. That white means fuck all at those depths, cause whitish-grey could also be dead coral, or rocks, or beluga whale carcass. It even has LIGHT BLUE WIRES on top, to fucking break up the white shape, exactly like camouflage.
There's a reason underwater things are completely bright orange or bright yellow. Because there's nothing natural in the ocean that is big and bright orange. That's why life vests are orange. The US coast guards paints its
helicopters orange. But these stupid fucks probably thought "woah, slick design man, looks like a whale, we totally look like a sea creature haha, it'll be so rad once we're in there, swimming, like a whale, bro!"
No.571650
>>571645Those people were killed when they were put into a situation where the journey TO and ACROSS the Mediterranean became their best option. And as much as I am for open borders, refugees welcome, etc. that is once they are already here. The best thing would be if they actually could build and have a good life in the country where they are from.
Nah, all other countries are kept down, Europe is the beacon of hope in an otherwise dark world.
>Come to us, ye scum of the Earth, filter through our land and our shore and our sky, pay ye us in gold or in blood?ironically, people coming in these boats pay many times more than a plane ticket and visa costs to visit. but they are not students, or professionals, so they cannot apply for work or work visas, they don't have enough "points". they just didn't level up enough, they should do a bunch of side quests to get XPSo if you want to help those people, start at the source of the problem, not at its effect.
No.571652
>>571648How dare you slander this brave entrepreneur whose family provided jobs to the struggling mass of Pakistan? So what if he killed some workers, when your property is occupied you could and should mete out righteous violence, it is called stand your ground in more civilized countries. Some proles really are a bunch of ingrates
No.571653
>>571619>The decision to take such a big risk may seem odd to many of us. But consider this: When you are a billionaire (and have been for years), you go through normal wishes and crazy wishes that a normal person can come up with (so not that crazy really) really fast. When you can have everything, your tastes change and become, shall I say, eccentric. Consider all the powerful people that went to Epstein's island. When you see yourself as existing on a different level of the rabble, what do you care about the morals of the rabble?I just don't understand why billionaires would need Epstein or anyone else to engage in depraved debauchery or any eccentric tastes. At that level of wealth you can just buy anything you want yourself, if they want to eat a live fetus out of the belly of a live pregnant woman, I'm sure it wouldn't take that much of a bite (heh) of their fortunes to arrange it.
And case in point, surely one can find better more reputable trips to buy for this thing than the techbro death tube of hubris.
No.571654
>>571653>I just don't understand why billionaires would need Epstein or anyone else to engage in depraved debauchery or any eccentric tastes. Networking.
not joking>At that level of wealth you can just buy anything you want yourself, if they want to eat a live fetus out of the belly of a live pregnant woman, I'm sure it wouldn't take that much of a bite (heh) of their fortunes to arrange it. >implying they don't No.571657
>>571588"Allah" means god, jackass. Christcucks and Muslims worship the same god, you cretin!
>Not even god can sink itWhat a delusional moron. As someone who works in engineering, no true engineer would ever be this cocky.
LMAO!
No.571658
>>571655God damn anon, you made me jump. Do not make these kinds of jokes, we have one day left max without finding them before we can say they're 100% ded. This is to tense for such jokes, just cross your fingers and pray.
>>571650>So if you want to help those people, start at the source of the problem, not at its effect.Anon, I do broadly agree with you but having said that it is still important for us to fight the state actively closing down every method of entry outside of the most dangerous, the bourgeoisie have very purposefully put them in the position of making them cross the boat in such danger, it is like entertainment to these pychopaths.
No.571659
how do they pee and poo?
No.571660
>>571653Porkies still care about "much legacy" to an extent and while they get away with 99% of the heinous shit they do, kid diddling is the one thing that even billionaire bootlicking libs and hogs can't overlook. Epstein pretty much presented himself as the guy with an already established network who could keep it all hush hush.
No.571661
>>571659Theres a small toilet curtained for privacy but it's in the same room as the sub.
No.571663
>>571658>to fight the state actively closing down every method of entry outside of the most dangerousThe fa in anti-fa includes euro-fascism. I'd assume everyone here is against militarised border control sinking ships or beating up migrants.
No.571665
>>571664The Xbox controller disconnected..
No.571666
>>571665So the last one? It's inclusive of any fuck up that makes them stay underwater without dying instantly.
No.571667
>>571505>I… I'm gonna need some kind of explanation.based multipolarista gang (putin, cetaceans, restored imperial china) hacked the ancap shitsub and rammed it into the Atlantean World Trade Center
No.571669
>fyre festival: the underwater sequel
No.571670
>>571664most likely number 1; the banging noises are likely just interference from other search vessels or random noise.
I want it to be the latter though, just because its funnier.
No.571671
>>571653>I just don't understand why billionaires would need Epstein or anyone else to engage in depraved debauchery or any eccentric tastes.Human trafficking isn't exactly easy. You need to source people from somewhere and keep cover and run security to make sure they don't escape, all that shit. Just like anything else, it makes sense that somebody would specialize in it. And as the guy who does that people like Epstein have a privileged position by virtue of all the dirt they have on people automatically. So you have a feedback loop of people who are in that position getting more power and more reason to hold onto that position and encourage the practice as much as possible among the rich and powerful.
Also this
>>571654Something a lot of people don't realize is that for the super rich it's not just money itself but also influence and connections that allow you to buy things. Money is more like a lubricant than the actual medium of exchange. Their deal at that level is trading in influence and power.
No.571672
>>571627
Avast, the spirit of MarxistMatey still lives on!
No.571674
>>571664Their air tanks CAN hold an x amount of oxygen and hold them for 96 hours or whatever they said. We don't know how much oxygen was used before the dive. Did they go on a smaller test dive and didn't fill up their tanks? Were they full full when they went down?
My guess is they ran out of oxygen before expected. Those estimates probably assume oxygen consumption at rest. If they panicked, yelled, got angry, scared, hyperventilated, fought each other, they would have used up the oxygen quicker.
None of these people are "trained professionals". Astronauts undergo rigorous psychological training for a reason.
>POV: your last hours on Earth No.571675
so do you guys reckon any of them have sacrificed themselves yet to conserve oxygen?
No.571676
>>571675I was gonna say
>only way to survive is to kill the other 4 and hope they find you in time.But in our, lame, totally boring and shitty world, the billionaire probably said he'd pay millions to their families if they killed themselves.
<So… we have time to kill. How much would it cost for you to kill yourself? $10 million?<Then they work out all the finer details through joke, but at the end billionaire tells them he's serious<they all agree, sign contracts, etc.<they kill themselves, billionaire gets rescued<billionaire rips up contracts, invents a bullshit story>billionaire continues his life, drugs, threesomes and cocainethe end
directed by wolfgang petersen
No.571680
>>571679Tbh ppl posting the same things from the CBS or whatever interview is getting pretty tedious because it’s not really that indicative of anything that they use an off the shelf controller or source lights from major retailers.
No.571681
>>571667I want to know who made this. This is some next level shit.
No.571682
>>571502This literally happens in Dark Corners of the Earth
No.571683
>>571680>because it’s not really that indicative of anything that they use an off the shelf controller or source lights from major retailers.What kind of idiot uses fucking Xbox controllers where the analogue stick's have a tendency to get misaligned off centre so bad even I've heard of it through cultural osmosis
Cost cutting ++
Porky dies for a few excess profits on the savings
Mods, are we aloud to laugh about this one yet, or is it too soon?
No.571684
>>571679Even if I wasn't a tankie these fuckers still deserve it for getting scammed this hard lmao
two hundred and fifty thousand smackeroonies for a drainage pipe controlled by a logitech controller and no toilet
No.571685
>one of the people on board is the CEO of the company that owns the titanic wreck
>they either got compressed into the ziploc bag of shit or are suffocating to death while smelling shit
Karma at its finest. If I wrote a synopsis of this incident before it happened everyone would have called me out for writing fanfiction.net tier edgy commie shit
No.571686
>>571683A lot of companies use console controllers to control stuff, including mission critical stuff. There’s not really a reason not to, and in fact you will probably end up with a less reliable controller if you try to build your own. Because if you did build your own you would end up with… a game controller.
No.571688
>>571686I wouldn’t trust anything less than a Hall effect modded, top of the line dualsense/Xbox elite controller for an underwater drone, let alone a manned sub. Game controllers are used for drones, not something with people on it
Obsession for hiding the dirty “clunky” reality of engineering has caused immeasurable harm to our ability to design manned vehicles
No.571691
>>571689Not wanting to be a debbie downer and all but theyre going to start harpooning them and driving them to extinction.
No.571694
>>571684To be fair, logitech makes good keyboarda. Whatever the issue was, I'm sure it wasn't their fault.
No.571695
>>571694That is true, I bought a cheap wireless one in Shenzhen 8 years ago and she still works well today
No.571698
>>571697i thought they only had like 9 hours of oxygen, total
No.571699
>>571698Nah the sub has like 4 days of emergency supply
No.571701
>>571650>The best thing would be if they actually could build and have a good life in the country where they are from.>So if you want to help those people, start at the source of the problemthe source of the problem in their home countries is imperialism abroad, literally the same countries setting up stringent border controls while allowing for a black market for illegal immigrants, how else would they procure cheap servants?
No.571702
>>571514>None of this attention and energy towards migrants drowning in the Mediterranean btwGood point actually, I'll JAQ the normie libs about that one.
No.571703
>>571525A fine metaphor for life
No.571705
Do you think any of them have fucked in the belief it might be their last chance?
No.571707
Who would've thought that they would save costs on devices they themselves use?
They have little respect for themselves, but we entrust them with the care of workers, it's absurd.
No.571708
>>571707Paying low prices for shit is what people claim makes them smart, so smart they're deserving the results of all that unpaid labour
No.571709
>>571603They will die from carbon dioxide poisoning first.
No.571710
>>571709These are billionaires we’re talking about, they will definitely try murdering each other.
No.571711
They're confirmed dead at the 22nd of UTC-3 or UTC-4?
No.571712
>>571597>Maritime customs are kind of interesting. Seems like anarchists should take to the seas.2017 /leftypol/ says hi
, matey-posting was fun.
No.571713
>>571594>>571646the sub isn't painted yellow because the CEO said he hated the song lol
>There was OceanGate’s first commercial sub, Antipodes, which was painted bright yellow and whose array of dials and meters had a steampunk air. “I wish it were a different color—I can’t stand that song,” Rush said of “Yellow Submarine.”https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/worlds-first-deep-diving-submarine-plans-tourists-see-titanic-180972179/ No.571715
some of these submarine jokes belong at the bottom of the sea let me tell ya folks!
No.571718
what are the chances it was actually the controller disconnecting that set of a chain of events
>The $29.99 battery-powered gaming controller used to pilot the lost Titanic submarine has received HUNDREDS of complaints since launching 2010 for 'losing connection constantly and breaking all the time'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12219717/The-30-gaming-controller-used-pilot-lost-Titanic-submarine-received-HUNDREDS-complaints.html No.571722
>>571718allegedly there are a few spares on board
No.571723
>>571664Imma go with the nuclear option: they're alive and afloat at the surface currently using up their last oxygen trying in vain to houdini out.
No.571725
>>571724Wonder if they even have a clean way to commit suicide in that tin can of a submarine. I'm not sure if they'd all wait around to die of asphyxiation or take matters into their own hands.
No.571726
>>571664surfacing would be the funniest scenario for several reasons:
1. it means the starlink connection shat itself which would hurt elon musk's non-dying ventures heavily
2. incredibly ironic that they can see the surface but can't go out and breathe air and will slowly asfixiate inside a bolted can
No.571731
>>571693hazardously based
No.571733
>>571726are the bends really a factor here? I can't imagine that it's designed so the inside pressure is 300+ bar. can they change the air in the can from outside?
>>571728I wouldn't even use that. the old Atari standard is simple, just one wire per button (up to 8) + ground. if the controller breaks somehow you can still strip the wire and touch the relevant leads to ground
No.571734
>>571676There are two billionaires there so
No.571735
>>571734And one of them is there with his son or whatever.
No.571736
>>571734thunderdome rules then
>two billionaires>one billionaire leaves No.571737
I really hoped I would see one of those moon tourist missions blow up on live TV, but this is a nice and unexpected treat too.
No.571740
>>571670>most likely number 1; the banging noises are likely just interference from other search vessels or random noise.Apparently the banging is at 30 minute intervals, according to something leaked from the burgers.
No.571741
>>571732I prefer 60s style based retard adventurism to this by westerners tbh
I imagine seeing
>Doomscrollers wearing this in line at their nearest coffee shop, awaiting adolescent reactions of awe>Deep down fully understanding that liberal civil rights protect their "freedom of expression" donning this, in effect reality being completely uncontroversial>The thought of actually organizing and resisting western imperialism domestically makes them "stressed out", quickly shifting to another form of digital consumption No.571742
>>571733>are the bends really a factor here?i don't see what does radiohead have to do with anything. i'm just kidding, i mean you have to at least assume that being bolted means the chamber stays pressurized no matter what.
tbh i heard the scrubber system that cleans the CO2 is bad to basically non-existent, likely they just poisoned themselves long ago
No.571745
>>571744Huh? I could have sworn these exact same tweets were posted months ago. What the fuck si going on?
No.571746
>>571744uygha's happy he's getting his inheritance early
No.571747
>>571744Autism really is the rich mans handicap. This guys Dad is lost in a submarine and hes chasing a butterfly with a big net.
No.571748
>>571744>oneo f the most horrifc deaths in world historySheltered or complete porkcuck?
No.571749
>>571744It's his stepdad, who cares lol
No.571751
>>571744The most horrific deaths in world history? Are people out of their mind? He either instantly, and painlessly, disintegratated, or died from CO2 poisoning, which is also painless. The sub is actually pretty spacious on the inside btw.
No.571754
>>571751I love posts like that because like last week a ship full of refugees capsized and 200+ people died.
Imagine the salt water filling your lungs as you watch your children succumb as well. I'd rather my head explode from the pressure than have that any day lmfao
No.571755
>>571752>based cardi bNot really anon, she is just trying to jump on to the story to try to gain some screen time quite clearly.
anyways why shouldn't he go and listen to like music and look at titties just because his step father is lost in his weird fetish-tank thing?!? No.571756
Let's not forget who's the REAL villain in this story
James Cameron
No.571757
>>571756mr cameron visited the titanic in a Mir submarine ill let it slide
No.571760
>>571742if it's bolted together at sea level that means the pressure inside should be close to 1 bar, assuming they don't add air as the vessel gets deeper and deeper. that would require an umbilical
>>571744guy's in the spotlight and about to probably land a fat inheritance, I'd take the opportunity too
>>571751dying from hypercapnia is far from painless, not to mention the hardwired anxiety triggered by it. you're thinking oxygen deprivation which is indeed quite painless
>>571753*coomset
No.571761
>>571758I mean if they're banging in there they must be fine.
No.571762
>>571754>I love posts like that because like last week a ship full of refugees capsized and 200+ people died.Nah, we are looking at 300+ now, and rising afaik.
An anon should make that thread about migration. :)
No.571764
>>571763he even pinned it. Embarrassing.
No.571765
>>571701Right. But imperialism isn't when you have walls and border control. Those countries aren't impoverished cause Europe has militarised its border police. Focusing on the border doesn't solve the problem.
Actually, if you focus on the border, they'll just say "Ok, we'll be nicer". They won't beat them up and they'll give them a blanket as they send them to the concentration camp in Rwanda. So it'll be
nice and
humane. Libs will pat themselves on the back for activism well done, and nothing will really change. Just like liberal abolition of slavery didn't end slavery or significantly improve the African-American experience.
Expecting border police to be nice is like expecting real police to be nice. Just won't happen.
No.571766
>>1505962
It would be funny if they find the sub like 20h before the oxygen is supposed to run out and they find the CEO sitting in there smiling smeared with faeces and blood of the other passengers just so he could prolong his own life.
No.571767
The oxygen is scheduled to run out at 7:06 AM tomorrow, so they have…about 14 hours and 20 minutes left.
No.571769
>>571766It is already is funny the CEO was against ridged testing of the sub in shakedown missions before taking on passengers viewing it as holding back innovation.
No.571772
>>571770>Like other anons have already predicted ITT, this whole shit is gonna result in even more safety regulations and more importantly better enforcement of them.I don't believe it. There will be no new meaningful regulation in the foreseeable future. We are living in the hyperliberal appocalypse.
No.571773
>>571772And how do you even enforce them?
No.571774
>>571772The sinking of the Titanic caused the death of the rich and powerful and led to regulations, while there are fewer capitalists at risk here it is still similar.
No.571775
>>571774That was over 100 years ago. You couldn't even implement seat belt laws nowadays. The only reason they exist is that people got used to them.
No.571776
>>571772other sub-based corporate entities were begging oceangate to put back some of the safety features. regulations are coming and this industry small enough for it to die
No.571777
>>571775You are talking the tail end of the gilded age. Regulations came quick after the Titanic as British industrial barons with more money then God threatened the British goverment to enact regulations on the maritime industry as they didn't give a shit about capitalists not them but didn't want to die at sea or having their cargo lost.
No.571778
>>571754>>571762>Nah, we are looking at 300+ now, and rising afaik.Also this happens pretty often and EU authorities refuse to do anything about it except have border patrol watch as they drown and sometimes take pictures. I love European values!
No.571781
>>571778>Also this happens pretty often and EU authorities refuse to do anything about it except have border patrol watch as they drown and sometimes take pictures. I love European values!EU member states do more than just watch, they created this situation by militarizing every boarder, beefing up every checkpoint and so on until the only way to many countries is an extremely dangerous trips in the extremely over-crowded vessels es we currently see.
It's really fucked, but it is even more fucked to claim the crime of Fortress Europe as only a crime of inaction.
No.571783
>>571782>the chance exists that the first person to die was the one taking a shit, and in their final moments saw the porthole crack and destabilizeNo fucking way
No.571784
>>571770Rides on the Musk penis rockets should be as exclusive as possible, only the richest of the rich should be afforded a seat. And we should throw the dice as often as possible tbh.
The thing with the space hypetrain though, is that it cannot have it's concorde/tupolev moments because "space races" are an integral component of cold war dick measuring and "space colonization" cannot be officially taken off the table either without revealing the fact that it's the military/telecoms all the way down. So I wonder if it will be kept in permanent limbo for fear of disenchantment.
No.571785
guys do you think will affect OceanGate Inc.'s stock?
No.571786
>>571782the amateur submarine some Danes made is way more impressive. then one of them murdered a reporter on it and tried to dump her body. but they found the pieces and blood all over the submarine. they were planning on using it as a control tower for launching rockets at sea.
the murderer got life in prison (~20 something years) and they destroyed the submarine. cause a bad thing happened on it. fucking dumb.
No.571788
>>571782Is it bad that I actually find this kinda alright? The compact size actually helps with the higher pressure of the deep ocean apparently. Just replace carbon fibre with something more hardy, set up a septic tank so the port-a-potty doesn't stink up everything, get rid of the viewport for a camera system or something, and don't bolt it shut from the outside.
No.571789
>>571782When I saw the actual video, not the one for nightly news, the sub is clearly controlled by a laptop which the integrated sub system is connected to. The GUI shows a high level information and controls and certainly contains additional advanced layers of system diagnostic and controls. The sub is actually controlled through a laptop and the controller is just one input device. Id say it’s almost definitely and optional input device as well.
No.571790
>>571789bro. what if their madcatz controller just ran out of batteries?
No.571791
>>571782>The viewport area is also the toilet areawot
Imagine going to a tourist location and all the binoculars or looking places to admire the scenery require you to step into a porta-potty.
<Oh you want to admire the touristic attraction from the looking spot ? Well step into the portaloo and hold your breath, don't worry if your eyes water, it's perfectly normal! No.571792
>>571791well there's a positive statistical correlation between being really rich and being really into scatplay
No.571793
>>571790They can just use the computer.
No.571796
>>571794Also why didn't they just use the Корабль-Макет as their mother craft and perhaps sputnik satellites for communication?
stop your larp already, you like the soviet union, we get it No.571797
>>571744>Dudes son is just horny posting while his dad lays in a crumbled tin can at the bottom of the ocean.It's so sad he wasn't invited to the underwater iron maiden. Now this pig will inherit a fortune and pig out like he's never could before.
No.571802
>>571791The whole thing seems like an afterthought made up later in the design phase when the team realized that the sub was going to stay underwater for at least hours and with a group of five somebody would have sooner or later have to take shit or piss and a box with plastic bags and a curtain was pretty much the best they could come up with regarding space.
No.571803
>>571801the virgin capitalist tin can coffin
>vsthe chad danish engineer undervandsbåd
No.571804
>>571803he murdered an innocent journalist and mutilated her body. that said, it is impressive the whole thing only cost 200k USD.
No.571805
>>571782>acrylic viewport certified for 1300 meters used at 4000 meters deepYep, that is how they died.
No.571806
Is this leftypol's new fyre festival moment?
No.571807
>>571806Welp, seems like that spot is taken:
>On April 9, 2023, Billy McFarland tweeted that there will be a Fyre Festival II.[8]DUN DUN No.571808
>>571806call it water world festival.
No.571809
>>571756>>571757Cameron was doing forensic research on how the Titanic sank. It wasn't just a personal joy ride.
No.571812
>>571805But that's no fun. Death would have been near instant since there is like 400 atmospheres of pressure on them. Just imagine even a crack in the window would send a stream of water could cut off limbs and a total structural collapse would crush the crew and crush their organs near instantly. Them suffocating in their own smells is much more fun.
No.571813
>>571811billionaires completely out of touch with reality, per usual. common L
No.571814
>>571804True, however, I doubt it was capable of going down anywhere near as far as this sub (well neither was this sub but you get what I mean)
No.571815
>>571813I mean imagine your stepdad was this billionaire retard, would you respect him?
No.571816
>>571815The stepson seems infinity more retarded. He's 37 years old and his news feed consistent of going to baseball games, simping for onlyfans girls, going to music festivals and obsessing over female musicians who ignore him like his pinned photo who said she had to ban him from her concerts
No.571817
>>571815I was referring to the irony if him holding a BLM sign and the self-administered uygha pass, but no, I wouldn't respect a retarded billionaire step dad.
No.571818
>>571816honestly surprised this guy isn't furiously taking out loans to spend on hookers and blow right now
No.571819
>>571816I mean obviously this guy is also a despicable retard but I respect how he doesn't even care enough to stay off social media for a couple of days in respect for his stepdad
No.571820
I wonder what explains the interest in this story. I attribute it to:
1. The hoi polloi experiencing pleasure at the suffering of the rich
2. The thought of being in such a horrific situation morbidly fascinating
3. The thrill of whether or not they will be rescued miraculously or never be found
4. The scandal of the lax standards and corner cutting of this two bit titanic exploration company
No.571821
>>571818But he is rich why wouldn't he just buy a strip club?
No.571823
>>571820The sinking of the Titanic was the original 'big hysterical news event' (even though other sinkings happened where more people died but barely anyone cared) so it makes sense
No.571824
>>571819You haven't been seeing the stuff he post on his account. He is bringing it on himself.
Also this is girl he has on his pinned post and his bio on twitter. She has him banned from her events. He's like a stalker
No.571825
>>571650>The best thing would be if they actually could build and have a good life in the country where they are from.Impossible without a communist revolution and liquidation of their glowie backed "leaders" and the forceful end of neocolonialism
Their lives in their Euro neocolonies are so miserable their only option is to go to Europe and provide their oppressors with some justice.
Europe is the source of the problem.
No.571826
>>571824I bet someone could catfish him ez. With this kind of fortune and his feeble mind his new inheritance will be like a whalefall for targeted scammers. Like metric tons of marine snow primed to fall onto the ocean floor, so to speak.
No.571827
>>571825World War I happened due to the Germany industrial class not wanting share their surplus value with the British capitalists and wanting more markets to feed their rapid industrialization. Imperial Japan also looked to Imperial Germany as an example to follow so it is not like capitalist in devloping nations are incapable of fighting for their right build their own capitalist empire.
With the PRC offering an alternative to US financial insinuations it is very possible for the devloping world to go through national capitalist revolutions against the US.
No.571828
>>571824he's like a real life buster bluth, on god
No.571832
>>571809no i mean, james cameron is at fault for making the titanic incredibly popular by making a bitchin-ass movie about it
No.571836
>>571832Movies about the Titanic go back to 1912.
No.571837
>>571836yeah but they weren't bitchin
No.571839
>>571830Imagine being a billionaire's failson and being this pathetically thirsty when you could presumably afford prostitutes.
>>571838Though I could understand alien dick making one act unwise. 👀
No.571843
>>571841a night to remember is bitchin if you're a fuckin nerd
No.571844
>>571842brian reeks of retard failson, i'd rather side with the roastie
No.571846
>>571839>Imagine being a billionaire's failson and being this pathetically thirsty when you could presumably afford prostitutes.he's a brit he has no chance
>>571844>brian reeks of retard failsonexactly what is needed to be molded into a proper comrade, cardi is just an average whore
No.571849
>>571751CO2 poisoning is not painless lmao
No.571851
>>571849>>571751CO2 poisoning is incredibly painful and brutal. The thought of having to succumb to that in a claustrophobic iron lung while knowing that your fate is sealed is deserving of being called a truly horrific death.
No.571852
>>571850I think they're just al descended from inbred nonce nobility
No.571854
>>571846>cardi is just an average whore<loser rich white boy also isn't some generic loser on top of being reactionary"brocialism" everyone
i guess it's socialist in the way that the NSDAP was
No.571855
>>571851And? You know how many migrants pass through the US border inside gas tanks or unventilated tanks of tanker trucks? Or freeze to death in reefer trailers like the ones in England, or die of heat stroke in shipping containers?
All of that is treated as just business as usual in this hellworld.
But some parasites who benefit the most from this hellworld die in a sub of their own choosing? I literally don't even feel anything. It's not like the Challenger astronauts where I get a bad feeling in my gut thinking about what they went through, because they were actually human. Billionaires getting crushed means nothing more than a cockroach being stomped, or an oyster with no central nervous system being fried up in oil.
No.571856
>>571851It's comparable to being buried alive but at least if you get buried alive you succumb to death quicker.
No.571857
8 hours of oxygen left they're fucked bros
No.571858
>>571851They just fall unconscious and die. You just blackout. A lot of the stories about suffocation being intensely painful are anti-suicide propaganda.
No.571859
>>571851i almost died of CO2 poisoning myself due to poor ventilation on a shitty apartment and it's fine, you get very very nauseous but also very sleepy, if i hadn't mustered the energy to get off my bed and open a bunch of windows, i would have died
No.571860
>>571859that sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning though?
No.571861
>>571860oh shit, no you're right it was carbon monoxide
No.571862
>>571816That's just sad TBH.
No.571863
>>571816even money couldn't cure his incelism
No.571865
>>571863Billionaire father killed himself with a toy submarine
Son is a 37 year old dictionary definition of failchild
What is going on with the booj
>>571864Reading comprehension?
No.571866
>>571865Not defending *reads notes* Brian, just saying, defending Cardi-B is retarded, she literally is a whore, just one that got expensive after becoming a "pop-star"
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST - RETARDED CHINLET BEHAVIOR) No.571868
>>571866>she literally is a whoreSir this is a thread about a bunch of rich people dying in a tin can
No.571871
>>571857They're already dead. Even if they were found right now 8 hours isn't enough time to get them back up from that depth and unseal it. Go ahead and start throwing the confetti.
No.571874
>>571873Lame. I had a mental image of them frantically banging on the walls as the CO2 builds up and they gradually become more psychotic.
No.571876
>>571875being a musician doesnt make you bourgeois
No.571877
>>571870His incel e-friends are asleep rn
No.571882
>>571880Wrecks at rest don't make regular banging sounds, meaning if it the wreck is making sound it is because the sub came through disturbing the site and you wouldn't more likely have a bunch of bangs at once then the site would settle down just due to how structural loads work at the bottom of the ocean.
No.571883
>>571873It's Hamish tapping "I am U-571, kill my coomer son" with one of the other porkies' detached heads.
No.571884
>>571829>The whole world is praying for these people????
No.571885
>>571811This man has worse social skills than a terminally online /pol/oid. You'd have thought that bourgs would at the very least have basic social awareness from all those elite gatherings they had
No.571889
>>571887You know what? This guy is a based fratbro retard. This should exactly be our response whenever some megaporky decides to iron lung themselves next time
No.571890
why the fuck is this spectacle shit stickied
if anything it should show solidarity with the sub and bumplock
No.571891
>>571861Yeah NTC and not an expert but IIRC CO2 directly triggers the breathing response. So that small difference might make it that much more painful.
Can someone open GIMP and make an 🥳OLIGARCH DOWN🎉 meme?
No.571892
>>571888>that music💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
No.571898
>>571897>sees urlis it YOU FUCKED UUUUUP ?
No.571900
>>571898Nah Its Ocean Man, Lmao..
No.571907
tbh i'm thinking about it and if anyone got murdered inside that little sub, it was probably the oceangate CEO
No.571908
>>571839Maybe he has moral standards.
I mean, he probably doesn't, but there's at least the remote possibility he's just after a consensual relationship and thinks he can get one from an OnlyFans girl.
No.571910
This whole ordeal made me binge-read wikipedia submarine articles and I'm now moving onto some of the sources cited there.
Thanks for being incompetent, Stockton Rush.
No.571912
>>571897>>571903>>571904>>571905retards, theres an embed feature for a reason
No.571913
>>571888This one's wrong. The Titan began the dive at 12:00 UTC. It has around 5 and a half hours left by now.
No.571914
So how long till the movie about this comes out?
No.571916
>>571914We're still in negotiations with James Cameron.
No.571917
This did make me realize how absurd the game/movie trope of “x minutes of life support remaining.” is. What’s going to happen at 0? You just go from 100% oxygen to dead? And there’s no way to calculate how much time it will actually take to exhaust life support.
No.571921
>>571919They hired a bunch of young white guys instead.
It isn't wokeness or whatever, it's Silicon Valley tech brainworms.
No.571924
>>571919>>571921Most simple explanation: lower salary.
No.571926
>>571925The max timeline for air was 8am GMT, anon. It is passed. :)
No.571927
>>571926i read it on BBC that it was 10am GMT, what changed?
No.571928
>>571917correct
some quick expert comments on engineering as well as the life support bit:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/22/missing-titan-sub-likely-intact-no-power-engineer-ron-allum-titanic-submersible
<“It also means that if the occupants are sitting in a half-flooded pressure hull, that could also be catastrophic. They could become hypothermic. I don’t know how well the CO2 scrubber systems would work if they’re wet.”half-flooded pressure hull No.571929
>>571925Isn't the thing 4km below the surface? To get oxygen to the people inside you have to pull the vessel out of the water and open it with special tools since the thing can't open by itself. I think we can safely say it's over now.
No.571932
>>571513> they pay people to do everything for them.they pay people not even with their own money, but with the surplus value stolen from the workers through the bourgeois contrivance of private property
No.571934
mashallah
No.571936
>>571537based oglof enjoyer
No.571937
>>571935The thing with unregulated shit isn't that it's gonna fuck up every time, but that it pushes the statistical outliers towards being more common. Usually to the point that they become an inevitability given a good amount of time.
No.571938
>>571763guys over 40 never became self aware enough to be embarrassed when they hoverhand.
No.571940
>>571939I don't think other people going through it before you makes it any better when it happens to you.
No.571941
air gone
No.571944
>>571718I think people are focusing on the gamepad a bit too much. More than likely they could just use the keyboard/onboard computer to control the craft if needed since the gamepad is probably just bound to keyboard inputs anyway. Whats more worrying is they use Windows and I even saw these guys using Internet Explorer to display vehicle data in some video.
No.571945
>>571912You can't embed links with a timestamp, genius.
No.571946
>>571750*stepson
is he just trolling at this point? lmao
No.571947
>>571764silence. he is a based autist KANG.
No.571949
sometimes the actions here are bewildering…
>look, a popular thread
>let's sticky it!
what's the point of stickying it, if people are replying and bumping it to the top. you sticky slow-moving, but important threads, so they are visible. what does 5 people sinking in a submarine have to do with "leftism"? it should stay on /leftypol/, it's a fun thread, but a sticky?
>inb4 this becomes a general
mods have never created more than a bowel movement, and it shows
No.571951
They should continue pretending they are still alive to produce more clickbait articles.
No.571953
they probably dead or will be within the hour
No.571956
I bet this sub imploded from its weak carbon fiber build early on and the the whole banging sounds thing isn't even true. If you lie to the media and give false hope it allows a greater number of resources to be mobilized at your disposal. Cops do it all the time.
No.571957
>>571955i love tiktok and instagram for turning what could be a one sentence text post into unfunny several seconds long videos spoken out loud by narcissists
No.571958
Timers says its over.
No.571959
>>571958It never even began..
No.571960
>>571958news is desperately trying to be hopeful by saying if they rested they would be able to go beyond the limit
No.571961
>>571876nobody is saying a musician is inherently boogie, but to suggest cardi b is not would be nonsense
No.571962
>>571919I don't even know what this is supposed to mean
No.571963
>>571954>proprietary software killed porkiebased, im buying 50 windows licenses now
No.571965
>>571962The CEO didn't want any veteran submariner because they tend to have seen enough death to not mock Poseidon knowing he is a vengeful God able to make you wish for the sweet embrace of the Grim Reaper.
No.571966
>>571935>it's not a ride at Disney>it's not a normal tourist experience blablabla>it's more challenging than going to the moon! t. Dr. Dr. Prof. Dr. Academic Scientistwell billionaire rich fags there's your special experience far away from the common working class pleb, enjoy
play stupid games win stupid prices as they say
No.571969
who cares about the literally who uyghurs?
No.571970
>>571448L E T ' S
G E T
O R C A N I Z E D
No.571971
A second sub has hit the titantic
No.571973
people died and you are laughing
communists are no better than fascists sometimes… sigh(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST: STOP BAITING, LIB)
No.571974
>>571931the bourgeois family has drowned
billions must breed
No.571977
>>571930It's fucked up how even in retailer pages there are lots of people complaining about the controller's connectivity issue and this CEO still choose to use it in his jerry rigged sub that he himself uses, presumably on a monthly basis. You would think that porkies would care more about regulations when their survival is on the line, but i guess not.
No.571981
>>571979How easy would it be to unplug or tamper with one of those exposed tubes ? Or replace the wireless gamepad batteries with ones that are about to run out?
No.571983
>>571979It's possible they faked their deaths. Why would somebody assassinate these specific porkies?
No.571984
>>571940the context of this whole conversation was some bourgeois douche on twitter saying it was one of the most awful deaths anyone has experienced in world history
>>571744 No.571985
>>571983inheritances, internal power struggles, good old fashioned revenge
No.571986
mods are really gay for stickying this thread
No.571987
>>571986well it is pride month after all
No.571988
>>571985Precisely. Someone else stands to become CEO of FuckThePoor Corp in the event of their deaths. Their children–and the children of the superrich invariably hate their callous parents and covet their wealth–stand to gain a mondo inheritance payout.
No.571989
>>571988>Their children–and the children of the superrich invariably hate their callous parents and covet their wealth–stand to gain a mondo inheritance payout.hmm
>>571811 No.571991
>>571989And?
>me me me! I need support! >*goes out to a wack ass blink 182 concert*> Behaves like an impudent entitled jackass All rich kids are brain broken by narcissism
No.571992
>>5719528bitdo controllers also have d-input mode even as the most expensive model has hall effect joysticks. that being said, this is hardly enough buttons on a sub, a sub lady on tiktok was explaining how she's carefully draining and filling the ballast to keep buyoancy at a particular sweet spot
No.571993
>>571990Oh, if they (he) had only listened to reason and hired middle-aged white bros instead of millennial white bros! Cultural Marxism claims another five innocent victims…
No.571994
>>571990If only they had AryanTradCathPepe1488 piloting that sub. His video gaming skills would've really come in clutch.
No.571995
>>571990It is more the CEO not wanting proles that actually have decades of experience, it is too much of a ego hit of having workers under them that had a lifetime of experience and knoweldge under their belt.
No.571997
>>571990>woke banks caused the banking crisis 2: electric boogalooBut in all seriousness, this statement was all about age. Most of the people that the CEO hired were simply young white guys instead of old ones which I'm not sure you can count as "woke" or not.
No.571999
>>571994Better yet, he's played 1000 hours of Silent Hunter
No.572000
>>571829> This Tweet is from an account that no longer exists. Twitter ran him off lol
No.572001
>>572000hope he comes here instead
No.572002
>>572001i hope he doesn't
No.572005
>>571842cardi b is unironically more proletarian than this spoiled brat who had everything given to him at birth
No.572007
>>572006Welp, seems I was right.
>>571976 No.572008
>>572006yeah it's the titanid
No.572009
>>572006yeah, im thinking its joever
No.572011
Reminder that all of these people had phones while inside of the submarine.
It's very probable that there is footage of what happened down there.
No.572012
>>572011It'll probably be kept "private out of respect for the families" but for all we know Brian will post it all trying to impress some thot on twitter.
No.572013
>>572011No smart phone can survive being at the bottom of the Atlantic, even the steel hull of the Titanic is slowing being eroded and won't be recognizable in another half century.
No.572014
>>572011only if the sub was never breached due to structural failure, which, if the claims that the viewport was only capable of withstanding ~1400m of depth are true, is unlikely
No.572015
>>572014nooooooo
footage wouldve been so kino omfg
No.572016
>>572011i don't think the sub will be recovered, anon.
No.572018
>>572010People keep talking about all the shit and the panic but let's be honest you would have to be a peak moron, even worse than demonstrated if you were going to get in to the death trap even without thinking to take a bunch of opiates or other poop blockers and other drugs to keep you calm, at the very minimum i am sure they have pockets full of opiates and benzodiazapines, it is just the obvious and logical thing to do..
No.572019
>>572018>it is just the obvious and logical thing to do..anon, the only reason this entire debacle has unfolded the way that it has is due to the consistent illogical dismissal of safety features and regulations on the submarine. i assure you they ran out of water before the first day, the entire place is filled with shit and piss, and at least one person has been strangled or beaten to death, likely the CEO. all of this, of course, is predicated on the assumption that the hull wasn't breached, which is also a total possibility due to those same illogical dismissals of safety concerns i alluded to previously
No.572020
>>572018why would you pay $250k to see the titanic just to get wasted on crack
No.572021
>>572020They couldn't even actually see it. The plan was to look at a monitor lmao. The view port didn't have enough lights on it to illuminate anything at that depth.
No.572022
>>572020>why would you pay $250k to see the titanic just to get wasted on crackwell you wouldn't get wasted before hand obviously.. But besides that i very much doubt you can see anything at 4000 depth in that thing anon, they are selling the experience not the view.
>>572019>anon, the only reason this entire debacle has unfolded the way that it has is due to the consistent illogical dismissal of safety features and regulations on the submarine. They all knew going in and were very public about being anti-safety and anti-regulation. i would think going in you would take the drugs, even if not to stay calm in case of emergency and not to shit at least to have a quick and comfortable death in case. I can simply think of 0 reason this would not be done and being american only lends to this because they can ask their doctor who will give them a lot of benzodiazapines and opiates for no reason, it is not like medicine in a real country you can just get given them there.
No.572024
>>572010the guy is off by one order of magnitude there. the pressure difference is on the order of 300 bar
No.572025
>>571930these rich fucks died but gave us a lovely parting gift… public awareness of logitech controllers being shitty.
No.572029
>>572024375 atmospheres IIRC
picrel is what ~1 atmosphere of pressure does
No.572031
>>572027Then who was bang?
No.572033
>>572027I mean was a tin can, there wasn't any way you could have a partial implosion with an air pocket as you didn't have bulkheads protecting compartments.
No.572036
>>572035Even if they weren't already dead they'd not have enough oxygen to be brought back up alive. The search is now about finding their bodies, not an actual rescue.
No.572037
>>572023all i'm saying is that if they wanted to live through this, then they wouldn't have named their submarine the "titan" and cheaped out on safety. they literally tempted fate in every way possible.
No.572038
>>572037they could've called it Icarus
No.572039
>>572036Davy Jones's Locker doesn't give up its dead, if the sub imploded there would be nothing to find other the remains of the sub.
No.572040
>>572036>The search is now about finding their bodiesi don't think you fully comprehend the sheer magnitude of weight imposed on their bodies at a depth like this. there is likely nothing remotely resembling a body to find
No.572041
>>572038What about the Billionaire Imploder 250000?
No.572044
Since we spoke about it here, could anyone help in writing an OP for a migration general?
I do not want to call it the 'migration crisis general' like the other anon mentioned because i think calling it a crisis and etc is capitalist progandizing rhetoric.
No.572045
>>572042So true! Without the noble sacrifice of the billionaires society would be unable to progress. We must send more of them to the bottom of the sea urgently!
No.572046
>>572035Why do you keep trying to push this autistic 'Over' as 'Joever' thing?
Pretty sure you are the only person that knows what you are referencing, forced memes are gay, but in the bad way.
No.572047
>>572046lemme riff bro, damn
No.572048
>>572042scum of the Earth
No.572050
>>572047>lemme riff bro, damnWhat are you trying to riff there is literally nobody involved called joe? you're just being a weird autist anon.
I am not trying to be mean I am just trying to point out that if you created a meme you have to force, or explain because it is an obscure reference, it is not a meme worth pursuing.
(Please Ignore the Retard) No.572052
Mallory once achieved immortality for attempting, and disappearing, on his quest to summit Everest “because it was there.” Now, if you try to explore the depths of the ocean you’re hated for daring to try. Cultural change tbh.
No.572054
>>572037I don’t see much evidence of them cheapening in safety tbh. Most claims they have were debunked by learning more about the sun and their design decisions. The vehicle appears to be well equipped and it failed because the design itself is probably not able to work. The company was
inventing a new vehicle. It’s unfortunate it failed.
No.572055
>>572054Not rated for the depth of Titanic wreckage, the CEO against outsiders to test the sub. The sub still having critical failures weeks before its maiden voyage last year due to the CEO rushing it into service. Using an off the shelf Logitech controller instead of building a cockpit with controls, having the toilet where you would put a cockpit.
No.572057
>>572040So this 'wrost deaf evar' by the lib and twitter crowd is much much comfier dying than the 500 migrants who died this week also could ever hope to have had?
>>572054>I don’t see much evidence of them cheapening in safety tbh.There have been a ton, even in the MSM narritive, including a quote saying self and safety is bad because it stops inovation and the head guy who was fired (or quit, idr) over serious safety concerns. I have you assume you have seen the litany of issues the MSM and pop culture has bought up, so:
>Most claims they have were debunkedCan you elaborate on how the issues the MSM are talking on were debunked? To be straight with you, to claim something is deboooonked with 0 evidence is going to convince exactly nobody, anon.
No.572060
>>572057Basically it was all out of context and fake. The shit about the guy quitting because of safety is fake as fuck. He wasn’t an engineer or designer and had no knowledge of materials or sub engineering.
No.572061
>>572059This is retarded. Capital R. Socialism also aimed to achieved great things and push on the limits of human endeavor. Non-Anglos have no lack of explorers and adventurers in their histories. USians in particular have become a parochial, small minded, insecure culture of luddites. It’s noticeable everywhere.
No.572062
>>572060It was all controlled will a videogame controller. The owner said that he bought half the parts of the shelf at walmart
No.572065
>>572060>Basically it was all out of context and fake. The shit about the guy quitting because of safety is fake as fuck. He wasn’t an engineer or designer and had no knowledge of materials or sub engineering.This is a big claim, that it is all fake, can you provide any proof for this for reads?
Specifically I would like to proof on the unrated persprex/glass, proof on the guy who was fired/quit? did owner or not say safety was bad for innovation and I definetly sead the video of him saying that he had to bend/break rules to get where he was, was this taken out of context? If so what was the original context?
No.572066
>>572061Socialism did so for the common good, not by some noble or bougie undertaking a vanity project on the backs of sherpas.
They also didn't skimp on safety features.
No.572067
>>572057>So this 'wrost deaf evar' by the lib and twitter crowd is much much comfier dying than the 500 migrants who died this week also could ever hope to have had?I don't know if comfy is the right word but yeah, their death was instant, they didn't even realize it, whereas the 500 migrants adrift will perish slowly and horribly.
No.572068
>>572065the context is you're illiberal and doing a heckin dezinformatsiya
No.572070
>the debris was consistent with a catastrophic loss of the pressure chamberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXHnruTguMLadies and gentlemen…we got him.
No.572071
>>572061>Non-Anglos have no lack of explorers and adventurers in their histories. USians in particular have become a parochial, small minded, insecure culture of luddites. It’s noticeable everywhere.Correct take.
>insecure culture of ludditesThis is a bad take, at least the luddites were fighting for what they seen as their ability to work, their dignity and lifes.
>>572068Liberals are so dumb they now started beliefing anything used as propaganda is false on account of being propaganda. It is quite amazing turn of events. 'post-truth' indeed.
No.572074
>>572072they have gone balls out for this shit whilst currently we are hearing numbers from:
>>571644 >>571630 >>571514 >>572057 as being at
700 actual real human beings, with that possibly still going higher.
Peak Spectacle. It is so sad it makes me feel unironically upset. and I am a hard person to rock like that.
No.572076
>>572050>if you created a meme you have to force, or explain because it is an obscure referencehe didn't create it it's some dumbass meme mocking Joe Biden
No.572077
>>572046anon my normie friends who have never heard of this site know about "its joever" your just a boomer sit down LOL
No.572078
>making shitload of money out of bunch of people who died horribly
No.572081
>>572078the CEO is also dead lol
No.572082
>>572077not everyone is from your dogshit country, not everyone feels the need to remember the first name of whatever decrepit retard is in charge there.
No.572084
>>572075not their best work tbh. feels like they just slapped the soyjaks on. Hopefully in the next couple of hours they'll release something more fleshed out
>>572079soyjak hurt my feelings :(
No.572086
>>572084Whatever, the meme is dead now. Let the incels have it at this point.
No.572090
>>572088Depends on when the hull imploded and how much of a warning they had that things were going south really fast. During the test runs the sub had regular problems with the sub's electrics so they could have been dead in the water for some time before their explosive end.
No.572091
>>571644By the numbers they drown each year or I'm not informed enough or the nazbol alchemists need to perfect their dark concoctions
No.572092
>>571990>billionaires dead because of wokenessNot the L they think it is
No.572096
>>572042She should be restricted to use things that didn't take workers to produce or provide.
No.572098
>>572051MODS tweet this please
No.572102
>>572101A shame it were only so few.
No.572103
>>571605Please takes me to nibiru now, comrade ayyy.
No.572104
>>572102OceanGate should build a bigger sub next time. That is if they survive their own sub crushing their own CEO into fine paste for all the bottomfeeders to feast on.
No.572105
>>572104I think the bigger issue for OpenGate would be killing rich people who's survivors has more then enough capital to sue them for criminal negligence.
No.572106
>>572037they even made it out of titanium
mind-boggling
No.572108
>>572050Why such hostility? Do you suffer from forced meme-related PTSD?
Are you a survivor of the New Trollface crisis? No.572109
>>572105They probably had to sign some waiver that they understood that the sub was experimental and untested and could kill everyone onboard. There was some video about this if I recall.
No.572110
>>572077youre a fucking burger
No.572111
>>572109That still means the company is going to have to spent money defending itself in court then there is the question of it you can wave way maritime regulations as the mother ship is registered in Canada thus has to follow all Canadian laws even in international waters.
No.572112
>>572111the CEO is dead, pretty sure the company is too at this point
No.572115
Curious.
U.S. Navy Detected Titan Sub Implosion Days Agohttps://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-navy-detected-titan-sub-implosion-days-ago-6844cb12>WASHINGTON—A top secret U.S. Navy acoustic detection system designed to spot enemy submarines first heard the Titan sub implosion hours after the submersible began its mission, officials involved in the search said.>The Navy began listening for the Titan almost as soon as the sub lost communications, according to a U.S. defense official. Shortly after its disappearance, the U.S. system detected what it suspected was the sound of an implosion near the debris site discovered Thursday and reported its findings to the commander on site, U.S. defense officials said. No.572117
>>572114That's too fucking quick. It should have been slow and painful. FOR FUCKS SAKE man
No.572118
>>572115damn, it sounds like they went out quickly, we were hoping for a long dragged out one where the controller disconnected, the toilet overflowed, the lights went out, and the porthole finally imploded after three days swilling in shit and sweat, just after their hopes of dreams of getting back to the surface were finally snuffed out. thinking how to market their experiences for a Netflix series.
No.572120
>>572119So the banging could have the crashed Titan disturbing the Titanic wreck, weakling the Titanic's hull. Thus they may have damaged the finial wresting place of the Titanic with their stupid sub's wreckage.
No.572121
>>572042So true
👏MORE 👏BILLIONAIRE 👏DYING 👏IN 👏SUBMERSIBLES 👏
No.572123
>>572051What's this a reference to? I know I've seen the template before.
No.572124
Shortly after its disappearance, the U.S. system detected what it suspected was the sound of an implosion near the debris site discovered Thursday
The Navy asked that the specific system used not be named, citing national security concerns.
No.572125
>>572124That's the excuse for everything, National Security concerns. Like they knew, but just didn't want to tell everyone that its true.
No.572129
>>572127With a implosion their brain would cease to exist before nervous system can register pain.
No.572131
>>572090I listened an interview of some maritime engineer and he said that one property with carbon fibre hull is that it doesn't really buckle at all. When it goes it, it goes and it doesn't groan or buckle like steel, it just cracks. So they probably never saw the crunch coming. Which is another shame.
No.572132
>>572119can the crush depth be estimated from that decent time? Anybody have any clue
No.572134
>>572125The National Security Concerns was about not wanting to say -how- they detected the implosion, i think is the implication anon. Maybe they did not and are trying to make themself seem more knowing and capable than they indeed are.
No.572135
ok but I do feel sympathy for that one Titanic SME.
the rest are booj
No.572136
>>572134Hearing a sub imploding with sonar is not that impressive, WWII tech can that easy even from many nautical miles away. Hell the people in the life boats heard the stern of the Titanic implode on the way down.
No.572138
Cameron and Ballard now on record saying that the sub had apparently already dropped its ballasts and were beginning to ascend when the thing imploded, so question is why tf did the corpos up top not call for help for over 12 hours?
>>572128eh tbr only a matter of time before the kid became one of those "poors don't work hard enough and then complain they can't afford a house", "I worked hard and made it, why can't you?"
>>572124inb4 the USdems claim OceanGate was "teh RuZZians" all along, trying to get burgerland to reveal its Top SSecret Tech
No.572139
>>572135the french guy? he works for the company that owns exclusive salvage rights for Titanic and has looted thousands of artifacts from the site
No.572141
>>572127Sub implosion at those depths is multiple times overkill to a human body. There is the superheated compressing air caused by the rushing in seawater that heats the air to surface temperatures of the sun for a moment, forced high oxygen environment under high pressure so everything even semi flammable immolates for a moment before being doused by seawater, high pressure water streams that can sever limbs, the collapsing sub walls and water moving at speed of sound towards each other, lungs and chest cavity being crushed and shreaded under the drastic pressure shift, oxygen poisoning, etc. Even at shallower depth sub crushes leave body parts all over. And most of it all happens so fast that human brain doesn't have time to register what has happened. If they weren't on that sub and it all came down to some fault in the carbon fibre layers or bad part of the seal causing near instant crush they would all have faced less instantaneous and more unpleasant death. They all deserved worse.
No.572144
>>572143Hull fatigue, going through the cycle of compression at high depths to resurfacing puts strains on hulls. Normal subs have to be x-rayed as part of the routine maintenance to ensure hull integrity.
No.572145
>>572143they forgot to tighten the 18th bolt in the dome.
No.572147
>>572146They heard a loud
ACK! No.572148
>>572146>What a waste of time.It's only your fault if you kept up with it hour by hour
No.572149
>>572127>>572141they ceased to exist in an instant. if there's any solace to this is the reminder that human bodies are fragile little things, ready to be torn asunder by any overwhelming force and billionaires don't get to carve an exception.
No.572150
>>572129yeah they say it happened on their way down, near the ship, they didnt know they were in danger at the moment.
No.572152
>>572059Mathew henson. i did i bio speech about him in elementary school.
No.572154
>>572148imagine the taxpayer money that went into this rescue effort tho while hundreds of migrants drowned
No.572156
>>572064The future that could have been. If we got rid of capitalism that allow for failures to push the human limits to become advanced civilization as a whole. Instead here we are going to die from the heat death of the Earth while anything else that can survive the heating will evolve past us. What a waste.
No.572157
>>1507081
I do not say that and I do not do that
No.572159
>>572119that's not an actual pic is it?
no way did they actually fucking land this piece of junk on the wreck of the titanic, the odds would have to be insane if it was just drifting down through the ocean currents from less than halfway down…
No.572161
>>572146The Burger state is so enthralled to the bourgeoisie, and the billionaire class of the bourgeoisie in particular, that they wouldn't countenance the possibility that the billionaires imploded until all hope of saving their lives was gone. They openly admitted this. They only considered implosion as a possibility after their oxygen would have theoretically run out.
It's not so much taking us for a ride as regarding the protection of Porky to be Priority 1 even against all hope and reason. Of course they regarded the fact that they were probably already dead top secret information.
No.572162
>>572159It looks like its from the movie "The Abyss".
No.572164
>>572163isn't tariq nasheed the "buckbreaking" guy who also likes to be racist to jamaicans and haitians for not being "foundational blacc africcans" or some shit
No.572165
>>572164Yes, hes also a failed rapper with a song called "wash yo ass"
No.572166
>>572143Honestly probably this.
>>572144Carbon fiber laminates, now that people are getting more used to them, are getting a well deserved reputation for high performance but also being somewhat noted for being difficult to maintain and perform checks on.
No.572167
>>572164>>572165Retarded gay uncle Tom basically. But that was a solid tweet
No.572168
>>572163weren't two of the passengers Turks?
No.572170
>>572164He’s pretty dumb but much like hazler, occasionally says some funny shit
No.572176
>>572172wow in this interview james cameron says the crew onboard the Titan probably had advanced warning the hull was about to crack and dropped its ascent weights to manage the emergency
No.572177
>>572176he also pointed out that everyone in the submersible community knew that the titan had shit safety and had warned the guy tons of times
No.572178
>>572086Stalin literally used soyjaks lmao
No.572179
Five identifiable fragments from the sub were reportedly located. We know four of them
>tail cone>landing sled>two (2) bellendsBut I haven't seen what is the fifth
>>572176Discoverer of the Titanic Robert Ballard has said something similar, so they likely know something that hasn't been made public yet. Between this and the sonar signature picked up by the military, the media circus seems stupid
No.572182
Should I write a book encouraging the mockery of the death of bourgeoisie who go on adventures?
No.572184
>>572182Write fanfic about the sub incident from the perspective of the people on board freaking out in their last moments.
No.572185
>>572177He basically said it's like poetry with what happened to the Titanic, with the captain ignoring danger and repeated warnings, and for such a rare incident to happen in the same site of all places.
And not only was he talking about the issue with the carbon fiber but that he had personally warned Richard Branson's sub team about that kind of thing back when they were competing to get to Challenger Deep. Like he personally tried to prevent this and these people didn't listen.
No.572189
The five porkies who drowned in the Titanic Submarine were essentially clout martyrs.
Everyone is claiming this was a random sinkage, but it's clear what was actually happening: the porkies were driven to deep dive solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in diving in a faulty vessel.
As the five porkies were taking their final breaths, they were surrounded by media coverage taking video and pictures of them. Why? For clout. No one was taking the rescue seriously, no one was following protocol, everyone was standing around with their cameras as their bodies were clinging to life.
The moral lesson of the Titanic Submarine should be a cautionary tale of the horrors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.
RIP prokies. See you in Hell…
No.572190
>>1507108
>I think you’re worms because you don't think for themselves
<hey dude, I think property ought to be owned collectively in a commune, representative bourgoise democracy has failed us and we must advocate for a particpatory one, and we should stop promoting wars and an economic system which end in general perpetual genocide, misery and exploitation.
<Ur an NPC
We think you're a worm because you're an annoying racist, sexist, transphobic cunt who blames his problems on cartoons and jews as opposed to the economic system which makes most people's lives miserable.
You then call yourself subversive by thinking that by conducting the same policies that the capitalist class does that you're somehow a rebel. You're not.
The only reason you think you're subversive is that you judge systems on aesthetics alone. You don't believe in change, you just want to return to a time that once was but never will be again.
You're not a rebel, you're a LARPER.
No.572191
>>572189This is why it's acceptable to pull out (rhetorical) knives on the people who are like "oh how can you can make fun of the dead." This broke-ass "expedition" doesn't deserve the name, it was a clout-chasing mission. They even named their junk sub "Titan." You might as well name your airplane Icarus.
No.572196
Wait, does Stockton Rush have the highest billionaire body count in history?
No.572197
>>572191>You might as well name your airplane Icarus.Ma comrade
No.572199
>>572196But by this metric he has easily beaten every Western leftist/leftist organisation put together
No.572200
>>572179Oh shit, they found two bodies already?
No.572202
Seeing a lot of libs and lolbertarians online being like
>You're only lacking empathy for the dead because you're JEALOUS of their wealth!
But I can't think of any other case where someone is hated out of jealousy. Any time the phrase
>You hate me because you wanna be me
is always going to be said out of delusion.
Can anyone think of any other kind of hate gets accused of being based in jealousy? Because it seems to me that jealousy is something you experience in personal one-to-one relationships, not people you're disassociated with, in that case "wishing" to be them takes on an aspirational perspective, right? Whether it's teenage girls with Taylor Swift, or middle class college graduates with Elon Musk, "wishing to be someone" results in people mimicking their idol, hanging on their every word, feeling a great sense of empathy towards them (since in an ideal world, that would be themselves).
By no means am I saying no one wishes against having money, mansions and private jets and shit, but there's a difference between wanting these things in the abstract and wanting to take all the steps that lead to acquiring these things and I think over COVID, a lot of people have woken up to just how inhuman people like Musk and Bezos were with their staff during a global pandemic and realized they're not cool forward thinking techbro daddies, they're just Mr Burns.
And that's the crux of it, people might wish to have money but they generally do not wish to be an unfaltering cunt driven entirely by self-interest, so they actually do not want the money because that's how you make the money, the power and the women. Libs and Libertarians on the other hand want the money AND either want, or don't mind, being self-interested twats. Libs are self-interested twats and want Idpol to reign supreme because that means they can get tossed up the social hierarchy by just concocting the correct mixture of self-identifying labels, while Libertarians dream of running their homestead like it's how they imagine Gaddafi ran Libya with the moralising justification being "they can leave any time", perhaps they're not sure what a refugee is when they're voting to keep 'em out.
So that's why, despite trying to portray themselves as being these oh-so nice and moralistic people, claiming Tankies are evil and jealous for not weeping for the can of tuna Titan just became, you can tell them to go fuck themselves because clearly it's not just the money they're projecting an extreme desire for on to us, it's the power and freedom each and every passenger on that submarine had, the tragedy for them is that such power and freedom backfired for a change.
No.572203
>>572202They are just bots and bot-believers. The bourgeois have deployed bots that are just playing the humanist to mitigate class tensions. Most of the genuine reaction is, basically, 'fuck porky', that's why they're deploying the bots. The People Are Waking Up.
No.572204
Why did the US navy decide to reveal they had the capabilities to detect the implosion now when the excuse for not doing it earlier was that they didn't want to reveal they had the tech?
No.572205
>>572204Because to admit they detected an implosion would also call off search efforts, and they don't want to be accused of being classist and not caring about billionaires lives. After all, Billionaire Lives Matter.
No.572206
>>572203I suppose the post I made really extends to any accusation of jealousy on the part of "Tankies" aka anyone who doesn't want to get rich via exploitation which is the vast majority of people.
No.572207
>>572204It wasn't just the Navy. Commercial institutions had the capabilities to detect the implosion and were aware the entire time. The bourgeois collaborated and constructed this entire spectacle.
1. The Burger Reich would reveal information about the defense capabilities of the underwater sensors that are to be used to detect enemy submarines.
2. The money the media apparatus made off this spectacle adds to America's GDP.
3. More media fuel to distract from the ongoing class war. The delay of publishing the information was a way of creating a sense of uncertainty, suspense, and hope among the masses who were waiting for news and updates on the fate of the submersible and its crew, thereby fueling the spectacle.
No.572209
>>572208The titanic has sunked.
Billionaires must die.
No.572210
>>572208Why would someone with that shirt say that?
No.572211
>>572210Because it was OceanGate that ended them.
No.572212
>>572211Oof right over my head
No.572213
The accumulation of capital into ownership of private individuals and Hegel's master-slave dialectic
Just as the slave owner does not recognize their own impotence against the harsh realities of nature, because of their dependence on slaves who provide them with their sustenance, the master similarly controls the wage worker, or rather wage slave
The bourgeois impulse to individualistic achievement, plus the alienation of the individuality of the wage workers employed by the owner, as can be seen by the CEO dismissing those who brought up safety concerns, coupled with the master's control of the means of production, creates an object, itself the very representation of the flaws of the master-slave dialectic, the master ready to dive deep beneath the ocean totally unprepared, not only believing the masses cannot see the lack of the CEO's clothes just as with the emperor, but the CEO cannot see their own lack of clothes, their own lack of submarine engineering abilities, and in fact flaunts their inability to follow recognized rules of nature
In this case, the contradiction, resulted in Poseidon's unforgiving depths crushing the master, unclothed for the ocean's taking, along with unfortunate victims, each fooling themselves into joining in their own tragic way
No.572214
>>572202A common populist sentiment is that you would be OK with wealth from a very rich person being expropriated and going to poor people even if they are all strangers to you. Some particularly autistic libs cannot conceive of anything going on beyond personal one-on-one interactions. So they literally cannot parse a statement like the above. I'm not exaggerating. They understand simple normal envy in the sense of Alice wanting some of what Bob has for herself. But they don't understand
"social envy" on behalf of others or whatever you want to call it when Alice thinks something from Bob should go to a faceless poor masses. They just think that Alice is envious and just expressing that in a weird PC way.
No.572215
So it’s looking more and more like this submarine incident was fabricated from the get go, either in whole or in part. The most likely theory is that it was timed to distract from the Hunter Biden case, but it could just be another example of American media engaging in blatant gaslighting for the sake of tightening their control over the credulous masses. Either way it’s looking bad
No.572216
>>572214That is a fair evaluation, but I still think there is a conscious decision to not see what most others see here because as I said, the only thing described as envy here is likely their lack of opportunity to exploit the masses, they're clever cunts about it as well because again they try to hold on to privilege any way they can
>Libertarians: I don't believe in equality of outcome, I believe in equality of opportunity and in god's eyes we were already all born equal. I'm just more equal than others because my parents worked hard and invested their own outcome into me.>Libs: white, straight, cisgender privilege MUST end. Btw did I mention I'm a female-leaning bisexual, male-adjacent non-binary and have Irish heritage, they were enslaved as well you know?It's why they all sell out the second they get any success in any kind of political career because they've usually achieved acquiring what they already longed for, a higher position on the social hierarchy they only ever claimed to want to destroy, ironically, out of jealousy.
No.572217
>>572147the ACK heard around the world
>>572201sweet Rush and hella Cameron
No.572218
>>572217legends have it that there once was an
ACK! so powerful that every man woman and child around the globe heard it. It was a bittersweet moment. On one hand, everyone knew it was Joever for these billionaires which filled the hearts of the world's population with glee, but on the other, it signified that the billionaires where not suffering a bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" death and as such A24 would not be making a movie surrounding the event.
No.572220
>>572218it's as if a handful of billionaires cried out, and were suddenly silenced
No.572221
>>572146Tbf the submarine probably didn’t connect the dots until days later.
No.572222
4chan said sub gone woke
No.572228
>>572225>It seems they downgraded to the Logitec controller from the official PS3 controller they had in their previous submersible.They did this because on a previous dive somebody fucked up and put a thruster on the sub backwards and when they tried to compensate they couldn't figure out how to re-map the PS3 controller (they had no alternative means of control). The CEO was on the phone with Sony tech support trying to figure out how to reconfigure the controller while his crew was down at the Titanic level trying to figure out how to stop going in circles. In the end they came up with a solution that included "just turn the controller sideways bro."
You cannot make this shit up and the eventual documentary about this is going to be fucking WILD because every time you look back at the story there's some new Monty Python esque shit that came out about this company.
No.572230
>>572228Wouldn't Sony be like "Bro, we never sold the PS3 or its controller to be used that way". I mean yhea the DoD bought the PS3 to cluster together to build a super computer but the DoD knew Sony wouldn't help them and they'd have to rely on their own IT.
No.572231
>>572228Would anyone dare riding on a spacecraft built this haphazardly? I think people don't realize that deep underwater is about as dangerous as deep space.
No.572232
>>572231Space craft structural engineer is actually somewhat easier in the regard of pressure.
No.572233
>>572232Yeah people don't seem to get this. Space is a vacuum. The amount of pressure difference is going to be about 1 atmosphere at all times, between internal pressure and none on the outside. Under the sea you have a wide range of pressures and it goes up fast as you descend.
<For every 33 feet (10.06 meters) you go down, the pressure increases by one atmosphere.https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/pressure.html No.572234
i think i've seen more than handful of people feeling bad for the sunk submarine. i actually felt bad before realizing 1. i was putting more effort into caring about this than any other tragedy 2. i thought it was just about people who had saved up their life savings to go into the sub, and not already rich
>>572189i mean if it was intentional, seems like they could have just faked their deaths? committing suicide just for attention is still extreme, and it's ironically giving up your wealth anyway.
No.572236
>>572230>I mean yhea the DoD bought the PS3 to cluster together to build a super computer but the DoD knew Sony wouldn't help them and they'd have to rely on their own IT.This was just reasearchers iirc. This would not be a particularly good way of having large amounts of processing power if you actually you know, have money.
I remember the paper on this though, it was very cool.
No.572243
>>572239This shit is nuts. for 3 days i have head so many jokes about the sub, bad and good, at work on site, and these are cis-men, steryotypical men, working class men, sometimes reactionary men. I come online and read in the paper all this hand wringing of 'how callus people are online!' and how 'it is a sign of our divided times!1!' it is actually such a nonsense, i can gurantee that when the titanic went down there was work sites full of men joking about it as they today joke about the billionairs being a new exibit on the tour.
These twitteroids live in a fucking fantasy land i am telling you and that this is the only correct take.
No.572244
>>572239Right wing hipsters seething about people that think that whole event is legitimately amusing and making up specific demographics to get mad at while everyone that heard about it at my High Paying, Normal People workplace think it is actually funny.
No.572245
>>572243Yeah right litteraly do these guys even talk to their coworkers or something lmfao
No.572246
>>572239yeah, bet. if your daily life consists of 15 hour twitter-browsing while begging anna k for some pussy, you're going to see a lot of egirls, commies and trans women.
No.572247
>>572239I am a mentally ill deranged communist mtf transsexual and I support this message
No.572250
>>572243That guy, samememe, is an honest to god retard. He’s a metrosexual college republican kind of like that one dude who got cancelled for pedo shit.
No.572251
>>572245well they probably work with all media-obsessed liberals that think 'omg celebrating anyone's death is evil (somehow this never gets brought up when the US kills someone)'. these people are pathologically committed to the status quo
No.572253
>>572215I hope they fabricate more incidents like this :)
No.572255
>>572250>That guy, samememe, is an honest to god retard. He’s a metrosexual college republican kind of like that one dude who got cancelled for pedo shit.TBH i read the newspaper this morning and it echo'd his sentiments.
>>572254Yes. That is because it is the sea. it is dangerous and will kill you. Fuck around and you gonna die it is so simple.
No.572256
If this event has taught me anything, it's that not even being a billionaire will save you from capitalist cutting corners. Capitalism is the ideology of patient murder.
No.572257
>>572244I have more respect for blue collar conservatives honestly than those petit bourgeois "post-left" types who treat politics like a fashion accessory
No.572259
>>572258>There hasn't been an injury in 35 years in a non-military subs.What is a talking about? First his company hasn't existed for 35 years nor his design and yes civilian sub accidents have occurred. For example the Pisces III in 1973, they were rescued but they were cutting it close with the rescue.
No.572260
>>572258oh man this just keeps getting better.
No.572261
>>572249I shouldn't laugh but lmao
No.572262
>>572258this is fucking great.
Even the BBC narrative is about his lack of safety.
what happened to that anon who claimed it was all made up and lies lol?
No.572263
>>572239>>572257these guys got btfo so hard from the left for being retards that they are obsessed with online shit nobody sane cares about lmao. legit internet demons.
No.572264
>>572193>Would you watch it?If it weren't for the
lorum ipsum text on the bottom, I would have this poster hanging on my wall.
No.572268
>>572267why would anyone make a sub out of carbon fiber anyway except that it sounds cool? the only thing carbon fiber is good at is being lightweight, from my understanding, which is a complete non-issue in this scenario
No.572270
>>572269I thought carbon fiber was more expensive than metal?
No.572271
>>572270When working with metal you require welders and heavy cranes. You are going to pay more for metal sections because they you probably won't have the means to transform raw metal into them.
No.572272
>>572267Got a link to the full vid? (not the Sub Brief one but the guy in the top right).
No.572277
>>572204My guess: the risk-reward calculation of saying it earlier doesn't pay off.
If you announce you've heard an implosion then winding down the rescue mission makes sense. If, a few days down the line, someone finds a tin full of asphyxiated corpses floating on the surface then you've doubly fucked up - you killed the rescue mission (so you're getting the blame for the corpse can)
and you've revealed that your surveillance system or the people operating it are unreliable.
Conversely, if you announce you've heard an implosion and the rescue mission is called off, sure, you save a rounding-error in taxpayer money, and you can flex that you heard it go pop, but ultimately it's not that much more impressive than if you announce it later, which you can do with no risk.
Plus the media probably don't really want to hear it - if you say "we heard it go pop on our magic navy microphone" then CNN are gonna find a guy who says that's just two dolphins colliding and then go back to speculating about Oxygen levels until the camera-robot gets down there and finds the billionaire Supa value pond flakes.
No.572279
>>572273it's a good controller. I wish people would stop bullying it :(
No.572281
>>572279It was def inferior to the 360 gamepad at the time but thats expected from a cheaper product. Bad deadzones on sticks and triggers that are way too stiff. D-Pad was decent though.
No.572282
>>572280It's even ribbed. VGH
No.572284
>>572239i just think its unkind
No.572285
>>571670The banging noise was probably the grease buckets being opened to grease the hands of the search team in order to justify a $100 million taxpayer funded 6 day search of a submersible in a 5000 cubic mile range. Usually, for just a millionaire’s kid, they send a helicopter out for 8 hours to scan the sea before telling the family there is nothing more they can do. It’s apparent when there are two billionaires missing they break out deep sea robots and submarines at taxpayer cost to find the bodies. It really brings into focus how much of the public treasury is used as a slush and rainy day fund for the rich.
No.572286
>>572239I wonder if @empathyhaver spergs out about degenerates and illegal immigrants.
No.572287
>>572258Wow so the kid's safety concerns were about fucking whales eating them? What a moron.
>>572259He's talking about the history of commercial submersibles presumably. Which makes this all even more ironic since that track record of safety is precisely because of all the precautions he ignored. The more I see behind the curtain the more it seems that this guy was some combination of delusional and getting a thrill from the Russian roulette factor.
No.572288
>>572258
>kid supposedly had safety concerns>not about the logitech f710 controller piloting the submersible>not about the shitty casing that was a ticking timebomb>not about the glass that was not rated for their depth>not about the fact that the submersible is not certified by any agency or is even kinda trying to pretend like it is up to code>not about the fact that some less retarded porkies had backed out due to fears of sub stability>instead, hes scared of the whalesholy shit lmao
No.572289
>>572202>libs talking about wealth envy making people hate billionaires Wow! Times have changed, and not for the better. That was an old Dick Cheney / GWB / Fox News canned response to the progressive left when they would break their balls about citizens united, inheritance tax cutdowns for the rich and other porky shit. Liberals actually used to pretend they were the party of rank and file working class people way more before Obama and Biden. The overton window is shifting right so fast that if you live long enough you get to witness liberals becoming as right wing as the shittiest right wing parties of your time.
No.572290
>>572288The Bourgeoisie arent breeding the best, folks!
No.572291
>>572288>Kid was scared of the whalesI’m wondering if the kid was actually scared of what a shithole the sub was. Seems like his dad was doing everything in his power to pressure his kid into going. The dad might have been playing down his son’s fears to buy time to convince him to go but not commit. I think the dad was purposely making his son’s concerns seem silly. Seems like a real dick.
No.572293
>>572289>Liberals actually used to pretend they were the party of rank and file working class peopleBoth parties pretend that when they are not in power.
No.572294
>>572010>>572010
>carbon fiber can hold it
>they’re starvingThings said that didn’t hold up!
No.572295
>>572293Tru dat!
>>572202How would you argue that making light of porky’s misfortune is actually a correct and rational self-interest driven behavior. I have friends who seem rather put off by my agitation regarding this, but I personally sense that it is correct to insert anti-capitalist levity and class critique against the bourgeoisie in this moment (as opposed to ignoring the class differences through engaging in national mourning and anxiety).
No.572296
>>572291I can definitely see that. Parents love downplaying the concerns of their children and he may have had some valid concerns about the little tin can.
In the end, we tragically lost some poor sad billionaires, and that's the true heartbreaking tragedy here. :(
>>572126Worry not, anon. It's believed that the people on board knew their deaths were imminent and that they were going to die at sea with nobody knowing their whereabouts. I know it isn't perfect and I would've rathered them suffocate at the bottom of the ocean myself; we should take what we can get. (2nd picrel)
Although, I don't know if James fucking Cameron is really the best guy to be giving this information.
No.572297
>>572285tbf it's inherently harder and more expensive to look for a submarine than to look for a boat. with a boat you just fly a plane over a few times and if you can't find anyone, that's because they're underwater and dead. boom, cancel the search. submarines are a bitch because it's perfectly possible they're underwater but those onboard spite the taxpayer by continuing to live while playing hide-and-seek with would-be rescuers.
(but naturally the class dynamic still applies since
poor civilians don't tend to go missing in holiday submarines.)
No.572298
>>572296Cameron did a lot of deep dives, even went to the deepest bottom of the oceans. I guess he is qualified.
No.572299
>>572296James Cameron designed his own submarine and visited the titanic over 30 times , he's very qualified
No.572300
>>572299And as other anon said, James Cameron was the first person to visit the Marianna trench alone.
No.572301
>>572258>ha ha my son is so stupidWhy are engineers such arrogant ass hats?
No.572302
>>572301engineering mindsets… just because they think something is logical they think they're right about everything… but this is why its easy for them to get stuck into Lolbert economics or a doctrine like fundamentalist religion because they're self enclosed logical systems
No.572305
>>572304>un-inspectable three-material joint in a pressure vesselwtaf
No.572308
>>572305This guy thought he was invincible or something.
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