/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>500821
One 💩 for edging, another 💩 for anxiety, and a final 💩 for not having a proper conclusion.

My employers organized some kind of conference stuff with free food but by the time I got there they have already ran out of it and I couldn't get any and I woke up so hungry…

Had a dream where I was being fucked in the ass by a man with a much larger penis than mine.
At one point he thrust so hard, that his penis came out of my crotch while my own penis detached.
I started stroking his (our?) penis, and it felt incredibly good.
Then my old penis started wriggling like a worm, crawled up my leg, my body, and then slid into my mouth and down my throat, then came out of my crotch and supplanted the other guy's penis.
After that I woke up from sleep apnea.

I'm not gay tho.

>>501520
was the man named the widely acclaimed speaker, writer, journalist, and political analyst Caleb Maupin?

>>501570
No, it was an otherwise featureless hypermasculine figure.

>>501570
maupin is BSC only though

Just woke up from this dream:
I had to go to a middle aged lady's house to fix my gold chain. She had to put gold screws in it that were not made of gold but still came out as gold in tests. I looked under her floorboards and saw a stone furnace and I said "Reminds me of Mexico". She fixed my chain and we talked about getting old. She had a lot of eccentric wacky things in her house. She also adopted my dogs and I asked "What do you mean? I own my dogs, I just saw them home today." but I saw that they were there and she asked me to put 2 of them in the bathroom. I left and got in my car, my friend said that we should go to the carnival, I thought the same. I let him drive and he crashed the car badly and I got so mad I said "What the fuck are you doing? How are you this bad?" But it was ok because I just rewinded time. We arrived at a DVD store. I went inside and saw a lot of movies and documentaries. One of some guy I dont remember the name of, the new ahsoka show, something about lenin, and some anime shit. But I didn't buy anything because I had very little money. I went outside and saw a 70's dressed old man with this car. Except it was brown and lower to the ground, like impossibly low. I looked closely at the car and admired it without talking to the man, he was talking to other people. I walked to my car and it was moving on It's own, with my other friend chasing it (None of these "friends" are actual people I know in real life, on some randomly generated shit. "My" car changes form throughout the dream, I forgot what it started as but it ended as the car in the 2nd image) He caught it but it scraped a little on the ground. The car was really small for some reason he could pick it up with one hand. We got back in the car and I woke up.

What does it mean?

>>501520
This is critical. The "Aufheben" of your penis. Daunting implications….

i just remembered a dream about a girl thanking me for fucking her father when nobody would do it i had about 3 months ago

I had a dream where I was in some hotel room. I was really tired but also horny and I wanted to go into the bathroom and just goon but I kept falling asleep and struggling to wake up. then I was worried that someone was going to walk in while I was gooning

>>507576
you should check your gooning schedule and see if you can improve it somehow

>>467989
I need to do something with my life other than rot in my room and listen to leftist streamers/podcasters. I keep having dreams about Chapo/Hasan/Agent Kochinski/etc.

OP HERE I MUST WARN YOU WITH PEACE AND LOVE THAT THIS IS MY LAST DREAM ANALYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I repeat: THIS IS MY LAST DREAM ANALYSIS, and i 'm writing this warning with a LOT of peace & love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, please review my FIRE dream:
I was in a special greyhound bus, traveling to who knows where. The bus kept increasing in size throughout the dream. And by the end of the dream the interior was a massive theater with thousands of chairs, and it was really cool to see where we were going by looking at the massive front windshield. There was also a basketball team in it, and lebron james was there sleeping. At one point the bus drove underwater and it was fucking sick. We didn't arrive at our destination during the dream, but it's fine because I wouldn't want to leave the greyhoud.

>>500823
i give ur dream a ⭐ award because das crazy, even though I'm not sure if I trust the giant, but maybe they were chill
bonus prediction: the rest of your week will be reasonably ok

>>500895
i give ur dreamare a 💩 award for the abusive frienemy, a 💩 for the anxiety, and a ⭐for the somewhat wholesome vibes
bonus prediction: your life will improve BIG TIME in the following years

>>500897
i give ur tech demo dreams a ⭐ award for the autism
bonus analysis: they know what you've done

>>501514
i give ur nightmare a HUNDRED 💩 awards for the disappointing conclusion
bonus analysis: you need to let go of what happened

>>501520
i give ur dream a 😳 award for the pleasure, a ⭐ award for the crazy stuff, and TEN 💩 awards for the sleep apnea
bonus prediction: you will realize what really matters in your life and become a much happier person

>>502497
i give ur dream a GOOGOLPLEX ⭐ awards because of the wild ride, because you managed to remember all this about it, and because it's relatively chill
deep analysis on the meaning of your dream: firstly, it means that you're a chill person and ppl want to be around you. secondly, it means that you're unimaginably, inconceivably gay.

>>505205
i give ur dream a 😳 award and a ⭐ award because that's very cool
bonus analysis: penis

>>507576
i give ur dream a 💩 award because of the edging and a 💩 award because of the anxiety
bonus prediction: you will go outside and you will touch grass and you will be happy IMMEDIATELY

>>507844
i give ur dreams ten GORILLION 💩 awards because that's sad and because I also have these dreams now and then :C
bonus prediction: you'll accept your shortcomings and will be happy

very cool very cool
very >>500826 cool ❤
very >>500972 cool ❤
very cool very cool

I dreamed a dream in time gone by when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die and I prayed that God would be forgiving

I sent and email before going to sleep and dreamt that I got a rude reply.

I basically closed my eyes, went to sleep, opened my eyes and was awake. No in between.
>>508316
Fuck em.

>>508334
I got a real reply (while awake) and it was nice.

>another dream where i'm about to bang a milf

this time i woke up while we were ABOUT to bang

I had a very exciting dream! The tram had three carriages instead of the usual two.

>>510376
I thought you were gay for some reason

>>510550
chihuahua poster is bisexual you bigot

>>510568
Big if true

>>510376
this reminds me that dream me has had SÊXOO but not me. what did my brain mean by this thinkibg.jpg

>>510571
mogged

Is it allowed to report someone else's dream or will I be banished? My coworker came up to me today and was like "I had a dream that you molested me. You wouldn't do that to me, would you?" I was like "no wtf" and she said "oh good because you seem like a cool guy and it really disappointed me." What the fuck am I supposed to say to that dreambros

>>512274
This is why I give a wide berth to female acquaintences.
This also why most of my hookups are guys despite being cishet

was watching an execution of a naked guy on a modern day state naval ship. it had a metal plank and we watched the guy jump off and he jumped off into the sea of unmanned sail boats that were all headed one direction of various shapes and sizes and colors. as the distance between the man the crew and i were watching increased we assumed he died but suddenly an approaching silhoueyte appeared and the naked man rocketed from the sea in an arc and landed on the aircraft carrier. last thing i remember was a cry of panic amongst the crew

>>512274
Why the fuck would she tell you this?

this time I was in a foreign country and one of my teeth fell out, and it had a load of wire stuck in there and it kept coming out. then more of them fell and I had put my hand in to stop them coming out. then I had to go to china to see a dentist to get them fixed

dreamed that one of my family members had to get everything below their ribcage amputated (bisected? idk) and the treatment called for replacing their lower body with that of an octopus, but like human-sized octopus appendages. i was freaked out and he was like "no no it's alright, i'm still me" and wrapped one of his tentacles around my hand to comfort me and i woke up instantly and fuckin screamed

punched the wall when i woke up trying to fight my dad. punched the wall again in the same night while in a puppy concentration camp that had a mall train track tour where i attacked the head guard. apparently this(rem sleep behavior disorder) could be a major precursor to Parkinson's disease. fuck.

>>510550
>>510568
i've been leaning flamboyant heterosexual lately(?!!?!?!?!?)

>>510571 dream you is the real life you and u'r dreaming while reading this

I woke up thinking about how my dream would be a good addition to this thread and then completely forgot it by the time I sat down at the computer.

>>515398
kylesisters…

I had a dream I was in a class for models, and I was crossdressing and passing, and it was a pleasant dream.
I'm not trans nor anything like that, so that was weird

>>519695
it's okay, I hope it was nice <3

>>526702
I dreamed that I was fucking my mum the other night, don't overthink it

I dreamt of going to vacation with old friends but all they wanted to do was drink beers and I did not want to do any of that.

>>526702
try crossdressing and posting it on leftypol dot org slash siberia slash

Dreamed that I was on what seemed like a field trip to a major city like New York city to visit a McDonalds. Once there I went straight to the bathroom, entered a stall, slipped under the wall to the next stall and fucked some hot petite chick. Upon finishing it was time to leave and I was on my way down the street with the rest of the group but really wanted food so I ran back and was rushing to order and ended up waking up before I got it and had one of those moments where you try to fall back to sleep to continue the dream so I could eat that yummy slop
very sophisticated stuff

I dream about work or regrets.

I had a dream that I was an employee of a small scale glycine manufacturing operation in Asia, but because of the haziness of the dream I couldn't keep the recipes for synthesizing pharmaceutical glycine straight and the batches kept coming out very poorly. My coworker, who bore a certain resemblance to a coworker in real life, constantly complained about my performance and I frequently found myself avoiding her. Eventually I was fired by my boss for making poor quality glycine.

Some events transpired, and the dream shifted to a new dream. I was a yaoi boy twink being spooned by Tom Wambsgans from the show Succession in a roll away bed in a penthouse suite under a vibrantly red silk blanket. He was gently introducing me to a life of luxury, and I constantly lied to him about my background as a failed worker in a glycine factory so he wouldn't look down on me as a peasant. I don't remember exactly how I got there. He constantly complained about aspects of his life and I feigned sympathy so he wouldn't throw me out. In this dream, he was an actor in the new Dune movies for some reason. The charade of disguising my impoverished background and attempting to pass as cultured felt exhausting but I think he enjoyed showing off his wealth to someone unaccustomed to it. His presence felt similar to the presence of my actual partner, who I am ironically from a significantly wealthier background than. Nothing sexual happened besides some mild spooning, then I woke up.

Don't really want to know what it means tbh.

Its been a full day since so the details are even sketchier than usual but I dreamt that I went to Germany with Sam Hyde to go to a content creators conference. This itself is odd, in retrospect. Other than a single one of his shorts that made it to my recommendeds once, my only exposure to the guy have been the memes and thumbnails that get posted here, itself a rare occurrence, and besides a brief moment in a Pavilion tent with a bunch of people I didn't know, Germany and the conference weren't really shown or explained, I just seemed to know that's where we were and what we were doing.
Afterwards he drove us to a gas station and filled up the car before realizing he had no money and hence was very grateful when I offered to pay. I spent a while contemplating whether I'd use credit or debit. After paying I reached under the seat, pulled out a rope (actually it was a bag of rope(s) that had been diced up into 3 or 4 inch long pieces) and proceeded to laboriously eat it. It was more edible (in the sense that I could chew it and swallow it) than you'd expect a real rope to be but the taste and consistency was so bad. The only way I can describe it is that I imagine it's what eating rawhide dog treats must be like. Then I woke up

I dreamed my father raped me. It hurt. I felt great when I woke up though.

>>531134
HOLY BASED

>>467989
He hugged me
:(

I was fucking furious over something but I don't remember what.