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FUTA GENERAL #1 - "The Best of Both Worlds Edition"Sex and Relationships General
Previous thread >>524100Philosophy, Truth and Purpose
Okay so i read basically all of plato and aristotle, and i learned some stuff, but it ultimately felt like a chore and i just did it for pseudointellectual and quasi-academic credit.I have made a sin
I was at a supermarket today, when two gypsy children approached me and, I am not even 100% sure because they phrased it weirdly, begged for money. Every time something like this happens, I am faced with suffering, I get washed by a wave of overwhelming anxiety and my brain starts screaming at me to get out, I mumbled "no" and basically run away. Couple seconds later I regained my composure, felt horribly bad, looked around for them to give them some money but didnt see them anymore. Figured they are somewhere in the store, probably begging other people. Saw them across the aisle, went towards them but they were just leaving the store, didnt buy anything. I quickly finished my shopping and hoped to find them hanging out somewhere outside, near the store or nearby streets, but to no avail.youtube archaeology (2000s)
if you type before:2010-01-01 preceding your search term in youtube you can limit your search to videos from the 2000s, the first four years of youtube. I'll be ripping gems I find during my archaeological dig with yt-dlp and posting them here. I'll be focusing on things that interest me but I hope others join me. I'll avoid posting memes with high views like chocolate rain, etc. that people already know about. This is more for niche content that gets buried under the current search algorithm. A lot of this content will be "cringe" but nevertheless… there might be gems in the muck. Perhaps even some low video/audio quality content that might be worth revisiting with up-to-date editing softwarewhy the hell would anyone want to be a medieval king?
>have to Spend almost all of your time being the central fbi.gov moderator of the land, the main janny, the admin.Sick of making the same mistakes
I want accountability. I'm fat, impatient, lazy, and undisciplined. In this thread, I'll catalogue my process from weak useless parasite, to strong paragon of the proletariat.The death of Abrahamism
ITT we plot communism's relationship with religion over the next few centuries. We discuss how to ether neutralize it or co-opt it depending on what anons thing is better. I make this to stop the derailment I unfortunately caused in the college protest thread let's continue the discussion here.Leftypol boring
Sometimes its fun, but then after waiting for new threads the new threads are just boring regurgitated shit from 2017oldfag dumps old images
i would like to begin to use the internet less soon, so i'll dump some images from my folders here, then someone who cares for some reason can save it, or not. some pertain to /leftypol/, 4chan or 8chan. if you want i can take requests to see if i have something.Do you cry?
Today, I cried.Social media retard fight
For some reason a bunch of femcels said they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a man and a bunch of incels got mad about it.material explanation?
east asian martial art be likelandlord hate thread
I just moved and my previous rent seeking parasite pissed me of so fucking much, I'm sick to and I hope he caught something from me.Moderator
hello friendsSelf-Help Book New Edition
Forgot I wrote serious self-help book a while back, or rather a draft of one. Never got around to finishing it. Figured, why not now. But anons, I need your help in figuring out what else to write in it. As we know, this website and this board in particular is the best representation of the average person. Your input matters the most. So please, let's help the people self-improve, leftistly!Next Burgerpunk thread theme
So the current thread will hit the limit soon and I can't decide on the theme for the next one. In the spirit of this election year, I'm making a poll that runs from today to the 30th. Here are the options:Cynicism thread + personal rant
What if I don't really want to be part of any movement? I know what fascists in conjunction with the bourgeois media can do to you if you are slightly left of centrist liberalism and it's scary. Sadly any kind of "left" ideology is heavily ostricized in the reactionary shithole I live in. And honestly, even without that, I'm just deeply anti-social. I will never have real comrades because I can't get on with people just because we have the same ideology or just any kind of common interest or activity. I have couple of petit-bourgeois friends whom I know very well and I don't think I want to get to know anyone else. I just want to become a petit-bourgeois like them or at least try. Become the normiest of normies. And then maybe start reading some weird books (communist or not) to pretend that I'm more than that. I've made my fair share of mistakes and I will need some effort to get my shit together, but I think that even just trying will be worthwhile.Abolishing the human form
Class struggle may end with communism, but it will pave the way for a new struggle, a struggle for consciousness itself. It'll be a struggle to emancipate consciousness from bounds of human biology. It'll result in a total synthesis of the base and the superstructure, as the means of production gain the ability to organize themselves without the need for human input. A hive mind will be born, whose only purpose is to gain insight into the universe and grow accordingly.black woman thread
>be mePaw thread
Since the foot fetish threads have already been split into IRL and anime ones, I think it is fair to open up a dedicated furry feet thread too. Post your favorite furry paw art, discuss what kind of anthro feet you like the most, stories and others, just do not be a dickwad.How does the existence of God have any political implications?
I was raised Catholic but I couldn’t care less if God exists or not.Need this IRL!
I need to be ball busted like this IRL, but women shouldn't need my consent and should tie me up and leave me to my fate when they're done. Seriously, tie me up naked, ballbust me until I'm barely conscious, lock me in an abandoned house and throw away the key! What's a simp more or less? >///<Be careful what you post here, I was just visited by the FBI
I'm pretty shook up tbh, I figured this was at least pretty anonymous for most types of posting, and I didn't think I'd broken any laws with any of what I've Said. Basically I was just sitting on the couch minding my own business reading a book about slime molds when I hear a heavy knocking on the door, I wasn't expecting anyone but my neighbor is a bit nuts and I thought it might be him, but when I opened the door it was two individuals, a large man and a large woman, and they identified themselves as with the FBI and said that they were here "to talk to me about some posts I'd been making on the forum leftypol"! I couldn't Believe it when the lady agent opened a folder and took out a ruler and compass set. "Mr anon, we see here on your post dated tenth February that you stated your penis was "above average" in length, yet our database has your recorded length as 3.75 inches, well below the national average"/Burgerpunk/ V
Indictment editionThe neanderthal
this savage non human have lived in europe, he is known to be extremely low autism score and very ape-like. despite what many scientist say about their extinction, the neanderthal was not extinct, they were raped by superior homo-sapiens, unfortunately the homo-sapiens made a big mistake by interbreeding with these savage barbarians when they invaded.Vibes aren't real
You ever notice how it's always zoomers and the youngest millennials insisting that "vibes are real?"I hate all white "people"
yes, you read that right. ALL OF YOU. even you so-called "allies" of minorities. we all know you do it just to brag about being progressive to your friends while sip your fucking starbucks. white people are a disease that destroys everything it touches. you think you are the craddle of civilization but you destroy civilization. then you push your degenerate ideas onto us (transgenderism, homosexuality, promiscuity, etc) i only used to see white boys in skirts now i see it all over minority communities. this was never part of our culture and until you whites fucked everything up. you changed our culture by telling us our own history, as if we didnt even know it. you told us "two-Spirited" was thing and all medicine men were "two-spirited" transhumanists. BULLSHIT! that was never a fucking thing. some dumb progressive white bitch coined that term in winnipeg back in the 90's. this is what pisses me right the fuck off, YOU ARE FORCING YOUR GAY SHIT ONTO US AND TRYING TO REWRITE OUR FUCKING HISTORY!Gin Tonic Recipe
Does anyone have any idea of how much lemon I should put in a gin tonic?AI shitposting/curiosities thread
Post your best results from AI generators, could be DALL-E 3 (free here with a Microshit account: https://www.bing.com/images/create ), Stable Diffusion, or anything. Coomers slightly allowed but don't flood the thread pls I want it more shitposting/curiosities focused.Marxist primitivism
>2.5 million years of no economic growth/fur/ - because leftoids deserve to yiff too
furry generalThe reality of a bolshevik takeover
When my people take over in a bolshevik revolution, only those capable of manual labor will eat. All of you psuedo-academics, women, foreign H1b visa types (looking at you pajeet), sportsball fans, concert-goers, and consooomers better have a plan to make it to your daddy's vacation home in the Maldives because we will be coming to redistribute all (yes all) of your property. The farther you are removed from colonial American stock, the worse it will be for you. Get back to your homeland to work HR and endlessly consoom elite capitalist products because the future is not looking bright for you here.the new (dis)ability
I was working with a group and for one of my slides on the use of hydrocolids for disabilities and difficulties swallowing was changed to "(dis)abilities" by another group member. and so what is your take, is there a need to redefine this term? and what constitutes a disability, are mental ones included? and if mental illnesses are added what would be the threshold in order for it to categorize as a disability?need your help
there are two white kittens, siblings, outside my small home right now, they've been following me from the beach ever since I fed one of them from my water bottle, i tried to shoo them away but it didn't work, now they are outside my door, meowing loudly.Feet Thread
Which group of people have the best/worst feet? The biggest/smallest, cleanest/nastiest. Whose feet would you personally smell and lick, whose toes would you want in your mouth? If you have feet, post them here. It can be your feet or someone else’s.parenting
Hey guys,BUMISM THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEETISM
Based off of this songWHY NO ONE CATHEGORIZES THESE AS ALIENATIONS??
>Be post-1950's individualNew animal Consciousness just dropped
<Which animals have the capacity for conscious experience? While much uncertainty remains, some points of wide agreement have emerged.Tip for mtf trannies
Step 1: Buy a dry herb vaporizer like the crafty+ by storz and bickel. It must have an adjustable tempurature.ez path to weightloss
You should starve yourself to get skinny and cute!auto-destructive habits of rightists (and rejects in general)
spurred by a random conversation I had concerning censorship, I had a realization with maybe deeper implications.Whither e-commies
I've barely been "online" (social media) for the last year as I got more involved in my local organized labor milieuNeed help with shitting
I’m about to take another huge shit and the side of my stomach has gone from experiencing burning and discomfort to outright pain while shitting. I’ve been checked by multiple doctors and a few hospital visits and they’ve all said I’m healthy, but I find myself shitting more now and it’s disrupted my entire schedule. I shit during noons and nights. It just isn’t right. What should I do, anons?Is the United States socialist?
After a short investigation, I came to discover that the United States may bear the (chinese?) characteristics of socialism.furry anon advertures 4000
Hey everyone, just got unbanned because my last schizo rambling was banned under allegations of Chat GPT usage (no fucking idea how lmfao, I'm pretty sure some furry on the mod team just seethed at the fact I was shitting pretty heavily on furries)Racists don't even realize they're racist
>be meLe family is bullshit
Call me a fun urbanite but i genuinely do not understand the appeal of families, traditional or otherwise. My interaction with my own extended family consists around my uncle getting into prison for swindling real estate developers and the rest of us having to gouge our pockets to pay for his bail, my other uncle having a psychotic breakdown and calling the cops on us because he thought my dad killed my grandfather, my older cousin who got kicked out of his house by his own wife after having an affair with his own maid and subsequently freeloaded in our house for years, etc. Just a collection of the most dysfunctional retards that you have to tolerate simply because you "share the same blood". With other families too, whenever i ask my peers about things they appreciate the most about their family, it always invariably involves a form of nepotism or another, like 'my dad's cousin help secure me a job in a SOE' or 'my aunt help convince my university to not expel me' which in my eyes represent the most deranged and backwards form of corruption that harms economic development. Vid unrelatedInception Dream Machine on Mars
I lucidly dreamt smoking cigarettes in a car with Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. She hated that I made the old 1950s cigarettes with a tube of ash like cigars. They burned so hot. She wanted me to hold an ash tray for her. The car was so slow, I could hold the door open and the ash would fall onto the road. She said I was disgusting. We fought and we loved each other. Before we entered the seemingly late 50s car, everyone noticed it had tempered glass from my present era. They said it was fake glass and ugly and wrong.why are nazoids anti technology?
i ask it all the time to /pol/uyghas, if they are that concerned about the modern life killing away the birthrates of the nordic aryans and killing the incentive for both white men and women to copulate, why don't they support technology to get around it?How to actually build a personal life
For all my life, I've been motivated to do things under the threat of violence. I chose not to run away from my abusive home because the fear of getting kidnapped, trafficked and raped as a child scared the shit out of me. I worked hard, studied and moved cities. Now that I'm in a relatively stable position, I feel purposeless and depressed. I never had the time, energy or self-confidence to build lasting relationships with anyone. Up until now, I just explained things away with "it could be worse", at least I'm not starving to death or being forced to debase myself for a living. But now I feel like I need some positive affirmation in life, like my life beyond just being a corporate drone is worth living. Any tips are appreciated.Iron Man Wang Jinxi
In the heart of Daojing Oil Field No. 1205, there lived a humble worker named Comrade Wang. For over twenty years, he toiled with calloused hands, but beneath his weathered exterior lay a secret—a practice that set him apart from his comrades.today is tax day
Did you anons pay your for your fair share of the billion dollar israel aid packages?