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THE DEATHMATCH WEEKEND IS HERE!!!!!
ONLY 4 CANDIDATES WILL REMAIN!!!!!

Bird vs Capybara vs Cat vs Dragon:
https://strawpoll.com/XOgON1ee2n3

Dog vs Dolphin vs Fox vs Goat:
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzm1M86yO

Jellyfish vs Narwhal vs Octopus vs Opossum:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j3XwQnr

Platypus vs Raccoon vs Seal vs Sponge:
https://strawpoll.com/wby5Av6Y8yA
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How do you fellow leftoids on this dead site cope with the fact that you're never gonna see socialism in your.lifetime?
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me on the under
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It's never been so over for Millennoids. It was over for them before it began.
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the gem that saved the 'beria
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Real talk: how do we fix Detroit?
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2d/3d porn animation thread

Old: >>297367
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Can a straight person have intense homoerotic fantasies? I know this sounds like trolling but the only reason i don't call myself a bisexual is because this happened very, very rarely to me. Like i can count on one hand how much this has happened throughout my whole life; the rest of the time i am overwhelmingly heterosexual.
Was just wondering whether this is just some biological quick in our sexuality evolution hasn't solved or something
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post NON-PORNOGRAPHIC videos version 2.0
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Cum Aboard The /D/ick-grill Train! Next Rail Stop, She-Shaft Station!

FUTA GENERAL #1 - "The Best of Both Worlds Edition"
>Details: Content to post about Women with an Extra Package
- NSFW & SFW images; porn, animations, videos / gifs & other pictures, 3D or 2D
- Writing like erotica fiction, greentext, captions, & lore discussion
- Manga, comics and hentai doujins
- Lewd games with Shmeat like Fenoxo's Trials in Tainted Space ( TiTs ) >>483372
- CYOA's https://chyoa.com/tag/futanari
- Other forms of media about or depicting chicks with fem-dicks like HMVs or memes
- Shemale, Futanari, Newhalf, Hermaphrodite & Gynomorph; She got cock? She rocks!
- Futa x male, female, and futa allowed
- Dickgirl Fics can be found at Literotica, Archive of Our Own, Hentai-Foundry, etc.
- Draw, Edit and Write anons encouraged & appreciated (also see >>>/draw/ )
- Posted AI gens should be high quality, no robot spam!
- Beep-Boop use / make Chatbots: https://venus.chub.ai/tags/Futanari >>>/tech/20665

>GULAG Rules:

1) NO IRL politics E-Drama; thread is JUST to enjoy dickchicks we'd love to fuck or be fucked by
2) TG/TF allowed, >>511959 Spoiler hyper & NO scat, diaper, fart, vore or similar.
3) Have fun, remember it's fictional & if sausage bulge on girls aren't your fetish, hide the thread

>QoTT: Would you want to be a Futa? What is your dream futa? Their Personality & Physique?


PS: Posting Sauce and Pirating is approved >>>/tech/24100 https://saucenao.com
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Bird appriciation thread

Post your favourite birds and let's talk about birds in general!
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i rarely watch americans in their natural habitat on social media, what's about them muricans talking about bears and feminists lately?
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ITT, we post our favorite Youtube clickbait thumbnails
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Royal Colony 10

VR edition: by invitation of Cat Alunya
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>average Mormon looking for a job on his way to choose between working for the CIA or the FBI or at the Pentagon
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"Whoever condemns Jewish capital, gentlemen, is already engaged in the class struggle, even though he does not realize it." - Ruth Fischer
Well, is it true?
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Sex and Relationships General

Previous thread >>524100
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>US presidential candidate literally has brain worms
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Fill it out
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Ambiguous endings really are the best and I’ll never understand the kind of person who craves a clear cut answer.
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Philosophy, Truth and Purpose

Okay so i read basically all of plato and aristotle, and i learned some stuff, but it ultimately felt like a chore and i just did it for pseudointellectual and quasi-academic credit.
But when i listen to music and all of the sublime images enter my head and im filled with song and dance, i feel like i am being inspired by the truth; some poetic truth of my being. Like love. It feels worthy and transcendent, where dialog and argumentation feels draining and trite.
For example, i even read decartes' "principles of philosophy" today and he admits that all he is doing is re-stating a "most ancient and common" perspective immanent to philosophy.
So here i do not see an "intellectual" revolution in modernity, but modernity is clearly the site of History as such; of "progress" (by whichever measure) and the self-movement of a self-referential subjectivity, which i would argue is not from a new metaphysical grounding (as vulgar historians would have it), but of a *cultural* or *artistic* development instead.
Marxists would argue that it is technology, but my feeling is that the superstructure has primacy in such things.
even hephaestus had his "mechanical women" in his dwelling. I would argue instead that mechanics takes its leading role from class interests of producers rather than some historical determinacy
So basically what im saying is that philosophy is totally circular and even by fichte's conception (which is later adapted by lenin and althusser), the real battle is between materialism and idealism (which is also what aristotle's "de anima" and "metaphysics" is implicitly about - how all of the presocratics where materialists, and how only socrates, the pythagorians and plato are idealists in different proportions).
So philosophy is ultimately dichotomous. You either believe in God or you dont basically (or you believe in the *anti-god* of atheism). Its sophistry properly boils down to a normative theology. This to me is good though since it grounds thought in the social, and thus gives self-reference to lofty contemplation.
So here i return to the fundamental contradiction of philosophy; namely, socrates' daemon/muse, which in his imprisonment, beckoned him to put aesop's fables into prose (against the supposed "higher" 'music' of philosophy), and this to me (in "phaedo", the final socratic dialog), is the most beautiful image since it harkens back to Plato's own life.
Plato originally was a playwright who abandoned this once he met socrates and decided to become a philosopher. But even in his discourse, he still narrativises his arguments, and in socrates' image, he expresses his own inner voice of inspiration (which in an earlier dialog, he refers to as the divine "inspiration" of the poet, of the spirit of God which flows through the true artist). Plato submits to this heavenly music in a final act of speculative authenticity by analogy of socrates, of putting aesop into prose. Plato thus returns to his own innocence against the impersonal.
So here, the fundamental conflict is in the cause of Wisdom against our own personal "calling", or Truth, and to one we must offer our purpose to it.
Like i say, dry conversations about axioms and jargon may be wise, but it is a wisdom i cannot understand. Perhaps i am shut out of the universal. But still, i have the knowledge of my soul and my duty to its passions. To me, there is only Truth in my most spectacular dances, like a Holy ritual serving the highest God.
So i think we are theological creatures, and we must choose our object of worship, and this is the means and ends of our lives. I am an artist, not an intellectual. I only serve a God who could have been MY creator, not the creator of "All".
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>Alunya
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I have made a sin

I was at a supermarket today, when two gypsy children approached me and, I am not even 100% sure because they phrased it weirdly, begged for money. Every time something like this happens, I am faced with suffering, I get washed by a wave of overwhelming anxiety and my brain starts screaming at me to get out, I mumbled "no" and basically run away. Couple seconds later I regained my composure, felt horribly bad, looked around for them to give them some money but didnt see them anymore. Figured they are somewhere in the store, probably begging other people. Saw them across the aisle, went towards them but they were just leaving the store, didnt buy anything. I quickly finished my shopping and hoped to find them hanging out somewhere outside, near the store or nearby streets, but to no avail.
I have felt like shit entire day, thinking, maybe I was the only person in that store they asked for help, maybe they looked at me and though "that looks like a good person, lets go to him", and I fucked up, impaired a lesson of indifference and cruelty, no different from all the other indifferent and cruel subhumans this world is filled with.
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Toxic positivity

How common is this thing? Is it truly bad?
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>muh taxes
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>smooth af even when you just smoke it out of a bowl
>mentally stimulating, but no paranoia/anxiety
>relaxing but won't knock you out

For me, it's Northern Lights
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the widely acclaimed speaker, writer, journalist, and political analyst Caleb Maupin just entered his Mormon Era.

What will happen now?
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How is this not considered cruel and unusual punishment, even by American standards?
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Under anarchism, human resources departments will be abolished. Management of a company's affairs will be handled by a committee of elected workers. No write-ups, no masters (also human resources "professionals" will be purged as members of the petit bourg)
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It's time for your daily dose
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Borussia Dortmund vs Paris Saint-Germain F.C.

Are you enjoying your tittytainment today? Cracking open a nice cold beer and fapping to Brazzers while simultaneously watching football? Consuming much?

Who will win? Who will lose? Place your bets here. And go gambling later.
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As leftists, we should petition Square to put Kingdom Hearts on Steam
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420chan.org redirects here. Communists have finally triumphed the libertarians
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youtube archaeology (2000s)

if you type before:2010-01-01 preceding your search term in youtube you can limit your search to videos from the 2000s, the first four years of youtube. I'll be ripping gems I find during my archaeological dig with yt-dlp and posting them here. I'll be focusing on things that interest me but I hope others join me. I'll avoid posting memes with high views like chocolate rain, etc. that people already know about. This is more for niche content that gets buried under the current search algorithm. A lot of this content will be "cringe" but nevertheless… there might be gems in the muck. Perhaps even some low video/audio quality content that might be worth revisiting with up-to-date editing software
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>No, Joe Biden does not have superpowers. He's a human being like everyone else, with strengths and limitations. As the President of the United States, he holds significant political power and responsibilities, but he does not possess superhuman abilities.
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Why does Western culture encourage tolerance of others while other cultures don't?
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why the hell would anyone want to be a medieval king?

>have to Spend almost all of your time being the central fbi.gov moderator of the land, the main janny, the admin.
>have to solve everybody's problems.
>have to never act yourself, but to keep the same manners as your father as to keep respect from your subjects. have to also never go by a name picked from birth like (inset popular name here) The (insert Ordinal Number here) of the house of (insert shithole here)
>have to keep entertaining diplomats and dignitaries and pay tributes to another much strong kingdom checking in to see if you're still a submissive bitch to them.
>Get an absolutely minuscule amount of time for yourself
>and you're expected to also have a wife and family, inceldome goodbye, and you have to spend this already small free time with them.
>during wars you have to bribe mercenaries because your army of farmers and the few knights mustered by your nobles isn't enough, have to pay them with money you borrowed from some italian banker or da jooz
>have to bribe your lords to stay happy under their liege with feasts, titles, letting them fuck your daughter, gibbing them more clay and pray to god(s) this is enough not to get killed by a conspiracy, or to have their asses wanna be independent and declare their own kingdoms
>have to always keep a strong "friends with benefits" relationship with your kingdom's high clergy and make em richer cause they can tell the people you're a heathen or you got "bad virtues" whenever they feel like it and incite revolting.
>Meanwhile you are having to dodge getting killed by nizari assassins, fringe knight orders, the elite guards supposed to protect you, the troublesome and powerful chief of the vikangz/mongols/turks on your border, plots by your distant family, all whilst trying to keep the population and the nobility happy so they don't overthrow you.

sounds like hell desu
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>Its not what you know its who you know
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I really can't stand the Chauvinism of Marx and Engels. Not even the Jewish nigger skull measuring shit, reading the intro Engels gave to Das Kapital and he's going on slobbering about "how this discovery could only be made by a REAL GERMAN" or some shit. Shit is too rich and hilarious knowing what happened after to these real Volksdeutsche.

I'll find the quotation later if anyone is interested.
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this the only shit that will make me laugh these days
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Is it part of the West™?
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Legendary glow up. Some men just age like wine.
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there is a strnger in my home and i cnt call the police because of reasons i cant find my gun what do i do
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>Average porn addict (me) after realizing during the post nut clarity, that the rare cobalt mined by child laborers in congo and indonesia have died from toxic fumes and malnutrition for just 20 dollars a day so it can be put on a commercial plane driven by an indian man headed to a semiconductor fabrication plant in tel aviv and ends up in a machine handled by a foreign Filipino worker in israel who crafts it into a CPU with serious eloquence and sends it to the factory owner who has it sent on a ship run by mexican men headed to america where it's then put into a computer, sold to a super market that resells it to me so i can end up using it to jackoff to futanari on trap hentai in 4K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX
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Is shoplifting praxis?
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make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after chopping peppers. DO NOT take a piss without first washing your hands after chopping peppers.
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>burgers try to make a movie about stalin
>scene with stalin/lenin
>lenin has had his stroke
>stalin walks into lenin's house
>lenin has portraits and busts of himself in the room just after the antechamber
what did they mean by this?
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Having a cup of tea.
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Sick of making the same mistakes

I want accountability. I'm fat, impatient, lazy, and undisciplined. In this thread, I'll catalogue my process from weak useless parasite, to strong paragon of the proletariat.

I'll post here everyday with updates.

My goals are to reach and maintain my weight, exercise regularly, and make a certain amount of money every day.

I'll add more detail later on. Feedback is welcome all along the way.
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DREAM REPORTING THREAD

describe your last dream IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING UP, so you don't forget it
i'll give you a score from 0 to 10 and an OFFICIAL and SPECIAL seal of approval or disapproval

and KEEP IT SHORT because my attention span is TINY
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Hunger Games

Grace Battle Royale: Hunger Games
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The death of Abrahamism

ITT we plot communism's relationship with religion over the next few centuries. We discuss how to ether neutralize it or co-opt it depending on what anons thing is better. I make this to stop the derailment I unfortunately caused in the college protest thread let's continue the discussion here.

DEATH TO ABRAHAMISM
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The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out or you could go to my house or you can pick it out of my house or
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Post Fancams
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>never seen working a stable job
>still has moneh to spend on food and commodities

does patrick like, receives parent money or a welfare check?
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me on the right
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>Deleted twitter account
>Ignoring online discourse
>Limiting engagement with online communities filled with antisocial misanthropes masquerading as normal
>Happier
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Still need to figure out how I got so bland as a human being over the past years. Did leaving all online platforms except for this sole imageboard make me this way? Am I just on too many meds and need to go off of them? Did trying to "go normal" and socialize IRL where my personality got lost? Is this just a consequence of becoming an aging shut-in? I need to figure this out because I am dying.
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/Burgerpunk/ VI

Previous thread:
>>425897
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Why are leftists unable to give a coherent reason for incest being bad?

>muh crippled kids

You can have sex and not procreate.

>le power imbalance

isn’t exclusive to incest, nor is it inherent to incest

>abuse is more likely

Incest doesnt lead to abuse; it’s the opposite. You’d be banning the symptom, as well as banning cases where there is no abuse

am I missing anything except for “destroys integrity of family structure” (which you won’t argue because you think that’s a good thing) and “it’s icky because uh I said so” (which you won’t argue because aesthetics is a spook)

Social norms, rules, and taboos are ABSOLUTELY political
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do you like my room
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This is like the ultimate test to determine a person's view on art and what should be its purpose to them depending on whether they think the winner pic is cute/funny and more memorable or if they think it's a fucking crime that it won against the more skillfully done and technically impressive 2nd place.
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Leftypol boring

Sometimes its fun, but then after waiting for new threads the new threads are just boring regurgitated shit from 2017
Everything else is just waiting for news to happen to comment on them and maybe make some memes OR redundant questions that don't deserve their own thread which can be answered by reading books on said topics

everything is kind of cyclical and has a pattern to it
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So entertainment technology is becoming more addictive, more immersive and more personalized. If you think your dopamine receptors are already fried, wait until VR porn becomes mainstream.

I don't know about you, but I will not touch this shit. I will not use modern entertainment technology, because I don't want to get used to this extreme brain stimulation. Basically the same reason, why I wouldn't try heroin.
https://www.analyticsinsight.net/artificial-intelligence/emotional-ai-in-gaming-creating-an-immersive-player-experience
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you're a German and you see this when walking down the street
you join the army or nah?
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How can I leverage my knowledge of leftist theory to get SEX (from females)?
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<be me 15 yo zoomer
>live in shitty city, 90% wet all the time
>parents having mental health problems and socialization problems, dad wanna large uni music studies
>almost no socialization of parents
>best group of friends i ever had in my life
>they genuinely loved and cared to me
>it keep me motivated to trail 5 years at technical institute (that should have been 4 years but pandemic and strikes fuck everything up, plus had no interest and will)
<be me, after 4 years and 1 month
>place where i live is fully beautiful
>parents happy at new home remeeting its family
>me lost all my loved friends, cannot ever socialize because too old to school, all i can do is some random test because the institute cannot give me the credits
>lost all my social life, school, works
>stuck into the void of paradox games
>too scared to find new friends/organize before seeking to enter uni
>city known for being a place full of petit bourgs and chvdies out of university and southern parts
>the only person who i regurlaly leave and hang is my millenial brother
>lost all my friends who genuinely cared for me, because parents decided to do another moving.

What i should do??? All i just plan is to do history and human sciences uni… how i can remake friends???
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canon btw
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oldfag dumps old images

i would like to begin to use the internet less soon, so i'll dump some images from my folders here, then someone who cares for some reason can save it, or not. some pertain to /leftypol/, 4chan or 8chan. if you want i can take requests to see if i have something.
pics related are imkampfy's breakdown after codemonkey (ron watkins) turned /pol/ on 8chan into a global board on account of kampfy's horrible moderation quality (since he was the board owner). not really that interesting in itself.
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I'm taking a trip to Sweden soon. What cool leftist things should I see and do while I'm there?
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pornographic fromsoft

Demons souls of pornographic video games
Dark souls of pornographic video games
Armored core of pornographic video games
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discuss
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This is what you'll look like if you mew for two weeks.
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Do you cry?

Today, I cried.

And not just for a few minutes. I've been having intervals through the day where I start weeping and dry heaving for a few minutes, like a wave of sadness rushes over me, and I collect myself and go on. It feels terrible. I feel lonely. I've been free from work and other obligations for a few days now and all the things I've been pushing deep down are now coming up. Deaths in the family, loses of friendship, general feeling of senselessness.

The thoughts of suicide have, however, not come up.
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Reminder that Christianity especially Protestantism is incompatible with Communism
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He did nothing wrong

He's also literally me
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GAYCELS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!
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Me when I'm listening to a Kanye's newest album and I can't give it less than a 7/10 becase he's black.
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Social media retard fight

For some reason a bunch of femcels said they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a man and a bunch of incels got mad about it.

It's the stupidest garbage I've ever seen and it only seems to be growing. Why is it that every now and then the two dumbest gaggles of chucklefucks get into a fight and there has to be some social media discourse about it?
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Raceplay

Is it okay for romantic couples to be racist to each other?
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material explanation?

east asian martial art be like
<after training in the art of the southern anteater jutsu under the guise of master shaolin guru guanxi tanaka, i can finnaly do the yin-yang flip kick, the komo kami kai stun whirlwind jab, and finish with the 300 sons of yama double air punch, may the ancestors in heavens look at me in pride

west asian/westoid martial arts be like
<so yeah there's not much here, when in a street fight, once you lock in on your opponent, break his face open, aim for the eyes, the back of the knees, the loins, put your knuckles on his weakest points, proceed until he's down for good
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landlord hate thread

I just moved and my previous rent seeking parasite pissed me of so fucking much, I'm sick to and I hope he caught something from me.

>water enters the house when it rains through the window

>garden is filled with glass and nails due to his second building rotting in place (my dog almost cut an artery because of i)
>no isolation
<shit talks because the garden isn't nice enough
<Litterally gets money every month for doing

Trash talk your personal scum parasite in this thread please, landlords are really the fucking worst of the worst. I have not felt this violent since years
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>main character in his most famous book sells out his gf under the possibility of torture
<in reality he secretly sold out his socialist contacts to MI5 voluntarily
Was it embellishment?
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aesthetics thread

post about fashion bodily aesthetics thinspo pro ana
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me on the top
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I need this IRL LOL

I need to be ball busted like this IRL, but women shouldn't need my consent and should tie me up and leave me to my fate when they're done. What's a simp more or less? >///<
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Moderator

hello friends
my partner is addicted to this site and has extensive knowledge on tor and other computer shit with a minor in computer science. how do one become moderator? they would be so happy to be moderator! theyre so cute and perfect we have so much fun together, we have plans to love together in adult life, but it would make them so happy in the meanwhile to read all your posts. please and thank you- kale ❤️🥺
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can we have a comfy Memri thread for the sake of nostalgia?
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History proved he was right
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im afraid to die
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Worse than Hitler
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I'm running out of images to post on imageboards, please help.
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Just applied for 25 entry-level positions that have fuck all to do with degree I spend 5 years studying. Chances are I wont get any of them. Thinking about removing university from CV just because it might make me seem too overeducated in the eyes of the recruiter.
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Should mammoths be resurrected?
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Self-Help Book New Edition

Forgot I wrote serious self-help book a while back, or rather a draft of one. Never got around to finishing it. Figured, why not now. But anons, I need your help in figuring out what else to write in it. As we know, this website and this board in particular is the best representation of the average person. Your input matters the most. So please, let's help the people self-improve, leftistly!

Also a new name would be cool, Red Manifesto seems kinda, boring.
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If you want a vision of the future under socialism, just imagine trans girl clitorises cumming on your face – forever.
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>hello i am Is Real finn from Minnesota

>did you know finland is the happiest country on earth but is biggest suicide country on earth? hahaha we äre very quircky

>did you see that? i used the ä sound, but it's not actually spelled like an a :ddd
>In Finland we hava this thing called sauna… and it's ssooo freaking awesome! like We actually go there naked and drink finnish beer everyday! Pretty ebin, huh?
>when jungle starts speak vietnam be afraid, but when snow starts speak finnish be afraid, be very very afraid
>we had ebip winterwar and we won against sweden and gobmun rusha soooooooohard
>did you know that Finnish sniper named Simo Häwhä aka White Death killed 600 Russians in Winter War with no scoppies????, Fun fact from simple history and armchair his: he always put snow in his mouth to avoid the steam and use ski to move very fast, so the enemies can't spot him, why isn't american liberal skewls no teach about this? i learned this for the first time from youtube. we also have finn man who eat meth and go crazy kill, you only have to type finn meth man and find very ebin finn story :DD (pls do it)
>In Finland we are very big culture, we have this thing called TORILLE! (it means you're are of going to local helsinki market square with fren) we have also thing called "kalsarikännit". It's very awsome but hard to translate for the nonfinn, but basically it means that you're thinking alone in home wearing nothing but underpants and litsening to polkkkkka, very very cute
>only country next to soviet ruzzia untouched by cömmönism💪, we is very rich very smart and invent things appropriated by soviet ruzzia, like suomi drum magazine gunn and ushanka cap, we of no standed with nazis, it's soviet ruzzia that stand with nazi
>suomi never forgettä , Finland should of annex Karelia, Murmansk and all the land south of it to Lake Ladoga… that will shorten the border with soviet Russia ️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
>we is not swede, we is not russia, we is not mongol, we is finno-urgoric europans and proud
> Wait… You've never seen Lordi's Eurovision entry 'Hardrock Hallelujah?? why not? it's veryy ebin
>fren have you seen country human video about winter war? is make me proud of finn roots
>I'm Finn and I love you! :D We finns love when foreign people from west europe says some thing good about us. :D
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whats your smoke of choice?
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Sex and relationship thread

For all your life issues.
Previous: >>510845
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What are the historical implications of Adorno actually being a giant spider?
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Next Burgerpunk thread theme

So the current thread will hit the limit soon and I can't decide on the theme for the next one. In the spirit of this election year, I'm making a poll that runs from today to the 30th. Here are the options:
COVID nostalgia
VBNMW
Trump-JFK Jr. 2024
Vote here:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1831PLyQ
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>I'm at work thinking about how I'll shit up leftypol later
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Principality of Zeon but written by American

>Everything he says and does is objectively good. He is completely and totally based.
<Writers make him an abuser so you know he is a baddie
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i like hambaga
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Cynicism thread + personal rant

What if I don't really want to be part of any movement? I know what fascists in conjunction with the bourgeois media can do to you if you are slightly left of centrist liberalism and it's scary. Sadly any kind of "left" ideology is heavily ostricized in the reactionary shithole I live in. And honestly, even without that, I'm just deeply anti-social. I will never have real comrades because I can't get on with people just because we have the same ideology or just any kind of common interest or activity. I have couple of petit-bourgeois friends whom I know very well and I don't think I want to get to know anyone else. I just want to become a petit-bourgeois like them or at least try. Become the normiest of normies. And then maybe start reading some weird books (communist or not) to pretend that I'm more than that. I've made my fair share of mistakes and I will need some effort to get my shit together, but I think that even just trying will be worthwhile.

It's entirely possible that the reason why I started larping as a communist online is precisely because I felt out of place among my peers (and I wasn't enough of a misanthrope to blame everything on the Jews and women), but what is it that I can do? It's not like we are on the brink of a revolution. The reality is that despite all the upheaval in the world, class struggle in the strict sense isn't on the rise. All we are seeing is that elite groups are trying to rearrange the relations of power between themselves, and in a way that seems to be much more equal and equitable than anything we have seen in the last couple of hundred years. Sometimes this lends itself to to an alliance between the left-wing of the bourgeoisie and certain popular forces because they both rely heavily on the state. At other times all we can see is further societal decay without any solution in sight. You may not like it but that's how things are. I know that I won't be the person who will turn things around and I don't see any people with the capability of doing that.
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Abolishing the human form

Class struggle may end with communism, but it will pave the way for a new struggle, a struggle for consciousness itself. It'll be a struggle to emancipate consciousness from bounds of human biology. It'll result in a total synthesis of the base and the superstructure, as the means of production gain the ability to organize themselves without the need for human input. A hive mind will be born, whose only purpose is to gain insight into the universe and grow accordingly.
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black woman thread

>be me
>arab/turk
>into black women
>my family, particularly my mom doesn't want me to marry or even think of dating a woman with the slightest melamine
>nooo society will look down on you and your black wife!
>nooo you will ruin muh family genetics
>nooo your children will turn out ugly and get bullied
>nooo you will face racism in Europe! marry an Aryan woman instead!

feels bad man
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my body is a machine that turns downloaded PDF books into unread PDF books, left to rot unopened for years in the digital anals of my device
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>tfw no /pol/tard bf
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Paw thread

Since the foot fetish threads have already been split into IRL and anime ones, I think it is fair to open up a dedicated furry feet thread too. Post your favorite furry paw art, discuss what kind of anthro feet you like the most, stories and others, just do not be a dickwad.
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!

the FINAL animal election of 2024 will be on MAY 20!!!!!!
that's right MAY TWENTY!!!!!!!

these on the image are the OFFICIAL CANDIDATES!!!!!! let us know if u'r unhappy with ur candidate being eliminated



EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: the preliminary election was probably STOLEN!!!!! but I must warn the cheaters that on the FINAL election there'll be NONE of this MONKEY BUSINESS!!!!! A STRICT measure will be put in place to ensure that the FINAL election will be 100% LEGIT
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Ummmmmm…….. Gazasisters??????????
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>harp on about how political ideologies have more in common with religion than they have to distinguish them, and how this is a useful insight for understanding why powerless political parties tend to wind up like cults.
>nobody listens to me, naturally
>find out that Engels LITERALLY wrote a communist catechism to parallel the christian one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principles_of_Communism
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Friday

How are you spending this Friday? Do you have any plans for the weekend?
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this is totally me playing on leftyflip mode and deeeefinitely not a bot with lightspeed reaction time
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How does the existence of God have any political implications?

I was raised Catholic but I couldn’t care less if God exists or not.

Why are religious and theological debates even worth having if they mean nothing in terms of how we shape our future political program? Why does “God” need to be in the picture at all, or even considered? If we could prove God’s existence what would really change?
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I wonder how different my life would have been if I never came across imageboards.
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What's the most one person could do to get us closer to revolution?
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Zero Two Thread

Post Zero Two! NSFW, SFW it doesn't matter just post her.
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How exactly does one get into political activism?

Like how do you find political organisations, events, likeminded people? No idea where to look, no idea how to join, what could I bring to the table.
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from a leftist standpoint, what is the best guide to survive or even thrive in a US jail?
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Xi Jinlore
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All this activism and political consciousness yet Americans simply can‘t but vote for the same two parties that fuck them over. I know VOOT is a meme but how hard is it to not vote for these ghouls? Are you fucking kidding me?
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What is the materialistic explanation of imitation?
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LGBTQ general 11

Aether wins his 50/50
Previous thread: >>491697
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Were they Gracefag monarcho-socialists or actually-existing Hobbesianism?
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muskintern is just chinletdery for people who can't be as transphobic as a regular chinlet. hurf blurf we should do gaza but in taiwan. what a load of shit.
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Is it real?
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Post more pictures of this chick. 420-chan or whatever the fuck her name is.
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Is there a Marxist argument for supporting Taiwan, Ukraine and Israel instead of China, Russia and Palestine?
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>no muscle girl thread for months
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They’ve been confirmed for astroturf, right?
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On today's episode of how would gabamonismus fix this?
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Need this IRL!

I need to be ball busted like this IRL, but women shouldn't need my consent and should tie me up and leave me to my fate when they're done. Seriously, tie me up naked, ballbust me until I'm barely conscious, lock me in an abandoned house and throw away the key! What's a simp more or less? >///<
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thats right KKKraKKKer. robespierre was BLACK
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Be careful what you post here, I was just visited by the FBI

I'm pretty shook up tbh, I figured this was at least pretty anonymous for most types of posting, and I didn't think I'd broken any laws with any of what I've Said. Basically I was just sitting on the couch minding my own business reading a book about slime molds when I hear a heavy knocking on the door, I wasn't expecting anyone but my neighbor is a bit nuts and I thought it might be him, but when I opened the door it was two individuals, a large man and a large woman, and they identified themselves as with the FBI and said that they were here "to talk to me about some posts I'd been making on the forum leftypol"! I couldn't Believe it when the lady agent opened a folder and took out a ruler and compass set. "Mr anon, we see here on your post dated tenth February that you stated your penis was "above average" in length, yet our database has your recorded length as 3.75 inches, well below the national average"

I was shaking and said that it was a profound overreach of the state and first amendment violation to be harassing people about the stated size of their members, and that for one thing there are huge variations in measurement protocols and hardness variations, but she laughed and said the first amendment covers "what comes out of the mouth not what you put into it" which I didn't understand at all. The male officer grabbed me and, well, they performed some tests and Said that they would "set the record straight" and that I am never to misrepresent the data again.

I'm absolutely shaking, I thought this was a free country, but it's worse than Nazi Ukraine.

When they were leaving the male officer cautioned me that also I was gay, and that was going in the files, so now that's official as well.

It's all just fun and games until it isn't
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/Burgerpunk/ V

Indictment edition
Previous thread:
https://leftypol.org/siberia/res/377455.html
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Recommend me tunes, soundbytes, riffs, etc. that can act as my alarm clock sound. I need something nice to wake up to.
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>im so contrarian guise look how much smarter I am then yall
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Rare Wokechud W

Sex revolution is leftie value✊✊✊
Should we talk about sex in public school?
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The neanderthal

this savage non human have lived in europe, he is known to be extremely low autism score and very ape-like. despite what many scientist say about their extinction, the neanderthal was not extinct, they were raped by superior homo-sapiens, unfortunately the homo-sapiens made a big mistake by interbreeding with these savage barbarians when they invaded.

What are your thoughts about this creature?
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Vibes aren't real

You ever notice how it's always zoomers and the youngest millennials insisting that "vibes are real?"

It's almost like that's the sort of thing you think when you haven't lived long enough to see yourself or others truly fuck up. It's just naive overconfidence in your own ingrained biases.
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>oops we were trying to do a psy-op to destabilize an unruly community but created a new religion on accident
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Time for another one of these. ITT: we ask if things are leftist or what X will be like under leftism?


Will there be Tendies under socialism?
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Is "lumpen" just a lefty way of saying "uyghur"?
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How it feels to have worked during Labour Day 😭😭😭
Anyone else was forced to pull a shift at the shit factory?
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I hate all white "people"

yes, you read that right. ALL OF YOU. even you so-called "allies" of minorities. we all know you do it just to brag about being progressive to your friends while sip your fucking starbucks. white people are a disease that destroys everything it touches. you think you are the craddle of civilization but you destroy civilization. then you push your degenerate ideas onto us (transgenderism, homosexuality, promiscuity, etc) i only used to see white boys in skirts now i see it all over minority communities. this was never part of our culture and until you whites fucked everything up. you changed our culture by telling us our own history, as if we didnt even know it. you told us "two-Spirited" was thing and all medicine men were "two-spirited" transhumanists. BULLSHIT! that was never a fucking thing. some dumb progressive white bitch coined that term in winnipeg back in the 90's. this is what pisses me right the fuck off, YOU ARE FORCING YOUR GAY SHIT ONTO US AND TRYING TO REWRITE OUR FUCKING HISTORY!

why do you think you know whats best for us? why do you think you are Gods gift to minorities? why do you think the only way we can prosper is by you (a fucking white cumskim) leading us my the hand? you fucking racist pricks. you think you are actually helping us but you are only perpetuating white supremacy.

none of you are my ally, i see right thru you
one day my people are gonna take back whats rightfully ours and the blood of whites (left or right) will flow in the streets
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>inb4 Twitter

I want to discuss how Xtwitter post-Elon has become nothing but regurgitated, stolen content from the same large meme accounts, India/Vietnam/Africa based bot accounts that spam every tweet with unrelated content, porn bots that post unsolicited content, Nazis that can openly praise Hitler, Zionists and Hindutvas who flood any post they can find to disparage Palestinians, Muslims and anyone else they hate. Twitter might be at the bottom of the totem pole for social media content, but it’s convenient and has a massive base of anti-imperialist MLs who now have to deal with seeing the sheer insanity that place has become.

I fear that this will be true of all nuinternet going forward. Forums and IBs have been obsolete for years now and everywhere else is going to be the same toxicity psyop unleashed by dead internet theory. The future feels bleak.
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birthday jubilee
happy birthday to myself!
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EVERYTHING I OWN IS MERCHANDISE
EVERYTHING I DO IS MADE POSSIBLE BY A BRAND
I CANT LOOK ANYWHERW WITHOUT BEING REMINDED OF THE DYSTOPIA WE LIVE IN
ITS FUCKING OVER
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how do you live knowing nobody thinks you're cool

it just hit me and I'm devastated
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this is sad 😔😔
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The problem with leftism

Coomers will fetishize anything unless it involves consensually convincing a mature woman into allowing you to get her pregnant. Dog girls, catboys, transgender goth women, but no pregnancy fetish. Typical politicians - all cock but no cum.
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Why do Poland and the Czech Republic hate communism so much?
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Anyone feel iffy about Gattsu(a Georgian youtuber whose associated with yugopink and hakim)
a few weeks back I watched a video of his films on soviet films and I thought he was based and so I subscribed to him but watching some other stuff of his, it seems obvious he hates communism(also he seems like one of those porn addicts who hides it behind a layer of irony)
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Gin Tonic Recipe

Does anyone have any idea of how much lemon I should put in a gin tonic?
So far, given that I have only access to 200ml bottles of tonic water and have to serve 3 people, I have come up with the following:
- 66ml tonic water
- 35ml gin
- 3 ice cubes
Most recipes I've seen just toss a lemon slice in the glass, but I wanted to use the squeezed lemon juice in
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ITT: Post the image(s) you came to every time you jerk off
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Would you smash?
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can the mods get rid of the gay ass filter than auto assigns anons names based on their ips. I wouldn't care as much but I dont want those faggots tracking me
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Would you read this book?
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Was Goebbels the first incel?
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Discuss.
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Since today is the anniversary of Hitlers suicide, it got me thinking, what was his problem?
>claims international Jewery started the war
>he does after setting up a series of false flag events against the poles to justify an invasion of them
>is baffled when the British declare war on him even though anyone with the most basic understanding of British foreign policy for the last 200 years would have seen that coming.
>blames the jews for the war the with the US. even though hes the one who declared war on them
>invades the soviet union because of communist Jews, but would rather them take Berlin than the Americans because he was more afraid of the American Jews than Bolchevikism.
>believes that race wars are natural and the stronger race should win. Says that if the Germans are not strong enough they themselves should be wiped out. Yet blames the war on the Jews.
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why are old leftist books is expensive to find? if amazon can print on demand, why can't there be some co-op run website that reprints out of print books for cheap?
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AI shitposting/curiosities thread

Post your best results from AI generators, could be DALL-E 3 (free here with a Microshit account: https://www.bing.com/images/create ), Stable Diffusion, or anything. Coomers slightly allowed but don't flood the thread pls I want it more shitposting/curiosities focused.
Also you can just post AI memes, doesn't need to be original.
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ayo bro got the chihuahua in his character's inventory
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>eat spicy food
>make spicy poops
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commie diss track

you commie fucker your philosophy is utopic.

your views? myopic.
your penis? microscopic.
your topics? no logic.
your internet use? chronic.

get a life and shower before yall socioeconomic
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There are more femcels out there than not nowadays
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are fascists just stupid for no reason or
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Marxist primitivism

>2.5 million years of no economic growth
>Communism achieved by doing nothing

Growthists on suicide watch. 2.5 million years of communism in the truest marxist sense. Primitive communism is the ONLY societal system, which is officially approved by Marx himself! Marx was right. Ted was right. Grug was right.
How is it possible, there are no marxist-primitivists? You can be a marxist AND be a primitivist at the same time, there is no contradiction with marxist theory.
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Is the Assad critical support because of anti-imperialism

I don't know much about the region, but I assume it's because US has a habit of lying to start wars

Anyone care to tell me on the viewpoints people have about Damascus and what is the situation, I see the memes online
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Is this the end of anti-woke? Or at least a deep wound in it?
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what is communism 2 going to be like? what do you want in the sequel
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many such cases
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Harry Truman unilaterally recognizing Israel 11 minutes after it declared independence as a favor for his Jewish friend (this will not have major geopolitical consequences for the next 80 years), 1948
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>if we build communism ourselves, the bourgeoisie will see how great it is and voluntarily give up their property
He was right. materialistbros BTFO
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why is she so cute bros?
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does anyone have the picture this was reacting to?
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Why do rightoids claim to be strong, stoic and everlasting when a joke comment about white people, made by a white person, throws them into a fit of rage?
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I've seen more and more people talking about going to protests and joining orgs but all the orgs in the world right now that gain any traction are radlib. Why would you join a radlib org?
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/fur/ - because leftoids deserve to yiff too

furry general

This board lacks a proper furry general, thus the reasonable existence for this one. and because /trash/ sucks

Anything included in this list can be here:
porn/porn dumping, murrsuiting, fiction/fanfiction, taboo fetishes should be tagged with a proper warning)
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post 420chan screens

idk why the site is redirecting here so im just gonna post screens
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>refuses the fields medal because he doesn't want to be like an "animal in a zoo" and just wants to do math
>immediately causes media shitstorm and now way more people know about him than they otherwise would
>spawns his own genre of youtube video where people worship him for sticking it to The Elites
what the fuck was he thinking
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Why are rightwingers so susceptible to being ragebaited? For a decade now the most surefire way of getting the internet to talk about your IP is to introduce a gay person or do a race swap and have the rightwingers do free aggressive marketing that would costs millions of dollars otherwise.

The fact that rightwingers find this kind of practice abhorrent doesn't matter in the slightest because they're not the target audience, the fans of that particular IP are. And it is successful from at least the marketing perspective because otherwise I wouldn't hear about this garbage every time it happens, which means that the marketing companies will keep on doing it.
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>join "troll" fbi.gov server
>it's full of your standard edgelords and edgy shit
>go along with the bit for a while
>eventually post one (1) picture of ralsei with a gigantic cock
>immediately get banned
<The WOKE MOB is sending PENIS to DESTROY western civilization BAN THIS fun
<also i NEED cartel beheadings to FEEL NORMAL again
why are """trolls""" like this
41 percent memes and calling everyone uygher is a-ok but the second there's penis suddenly this is a serious matter
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OH MY TODD IS THAT… LE HECKIN FOOD FROM FALLOUT? I'M LITERALLY SOYING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW HAHA WHO LET BETHESDA MAKE FALLOUT FOOD PACKAGES IRL XDDDDD
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Alunya & Grace fanfic thread
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So, a couple of months ago we had a thread where people were talking about penis size and Shay posted a patent where a vasodilator was used in combination with other substances to enlarge one's penis permanently. I found that pretty intriguing so I wanted to give it a shot. I've read the patent and worked out how I could create an amateur version of the procedure at home with just the necessary parts. I'm one month in and that's not long enough (hehe) to say whether or not it has worked, but from my measurements I may have gained 2mm in length and circumference. Keep in mind that this is a treatment that takes around 3 to 6 months. So at one month time the results will be minuscule.

Anyway, feel free to ask me anything and I will give you monthly updates (if people are interested).
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The reality of a bolshevik takeover

When my people take over in a bolshevik revolution, only those capable of manual labor will eat. All of you psuedo-academics, women, foreign H1b visa types (looking at you pajeet), sportsball fans, concert-goers, and consooomers better have a plan to make it to your daddy's vacation home in the Maldives because we will be coming to redistribute all (yes all) of your property. The farther you are removed from colonial American stock, the worse it will be for you. Get back to your homeland to work HR and endlessly consoom elite capitalist products because the future is not looking bright for you here.
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Dialectical materialism is the system that binds all living things together, it surrounds us, penetrates us and it dictates the world as we see it. Unlike metaphysics that claim things are in motion, dialectics is static, stoic and strong, it is the glue that holds all of reality together and binds people together.

Materialism is the thought of the people, that claims that the human soul materially exists, unlike idealism that claims some abstract ideal, that the world exists outside human experience.

Follow for more educational Marxist content.
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the new (dis)ability

I was working with a group and for one of my slides on the use of hydrocolids for disabilities and difficulties swallowing was changed to "(dis)abilities" by another group member. and so what is your take, is there a need to redefine this term? and what constitutes a disability, are mental ones included? and if mental illnesses are added what would be the threshold in order for it to categorize as a disability?
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A rightoid finds himself being bored
He takes to an obscure left wing board
Low effort thread, obvious bait
"Is coffe bad? I think it is great!"

"No it is not". Libsocs all hop.
Unless it was made in a co-op!
"Or sourced from Russia", the Ziggers all chime
Eager to prevent a new NATO crime


The dengoid enters the thread once again
Tho show the anarkiddies his 5 year plan
For achieving socialism in the far east
"Trust me it's hapooning, two more weeks!"

The trot inerrupts him, he wants to be first
To find himself the one being cursed!
The tankie just woke, from his US bed
"Muh cia muh ukraine! Icepick to the head!"

But its the mautist who who has the most scorn
Opening his folder with alunya cuck porn
"Cope and seethe!"He says with a sigh
The sparrows and mice! Billions must die!

The anarchist recoils with pain and then shock
Seeing his mascot impaled on a cock!
It doesn't stop there the autism spreads
The illegalist enters, "schizo take meds!"

The thread then gets saged by the mods
Moved to siberia, away from gods
Shay posts about cum, in a thread now silent
In a patent backed by fauci and science!

The feds pack up, as do most
I wonder why anyone bothers to post?
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What's something so autistic you wish you could wear in public?
For me, it's 1000 year old middle eastern warmasks
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/tits/ 6

/tits/ 6
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The same people who push the idea that it is asking too much of the average proletarian to read Marx are also pushing for internet content creators as a replacement, as if the average proletarian is gonna watch a whole Agent Kochinski stream or 7 hour Hbomb video essay.
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have you heard of the kok n bol tortura theory?
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CorrectDom aka femboydom

Fuck femdom, lets see some femboydom

(Also, is there anyone lucky enough to have found a real life femboy top, and is in a porn video?)
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need your help

there are two white kittens, siblings, outside my small home right now, they've been following me from the beach ever since I fed one of them from my water bottle, i tried to shoo them away but it didn't work, now they are outside my door, meowing loudly.

i really don't know what to do, i've never had friends before, not even with animals, i can't take care of them, and their mother is not out there somewhere, not when they were alone on the beach, should i really invite them in?
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NSFW requests at /draw/

If any anons want to make requests: >>>/draw/4336
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crocodilians thread
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No asshole thread?

Asshole thread.

post booty holes. male or female.
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>you arrive home
>there's a manila lrt 1 series 1200 lrv train on your bed
>they're looking at you in the eyes and smiling

what do you do 😳
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Feet Thread

Which group of people have the best/worst feet? The biggest/smallest, cleanest/nastiest. Whose feet would you personally smell and lick, whose toes would you want in your mouth? If you have feet, post them here. It can be your feet or someone else’s.

This is the official thread for feets.
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Tg/tf thread

Since all the threads here are boring and suck, I've decided to make a thread dedicated to my degenerative fetish, tg/tf
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Post innocent things you jacked off to in your youth

Great memories
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tiny whiny chihuahua represents:
chubby chihuahua represents:
oportunist thief chihuahua represents:
the bone represents:

pls make a metaphor using these chihuahuas arguing over a bone

also, what in the heck is the solution to the new 3 + 2 equation?!?!?!?!?!
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me on the right
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According to this meme man, having sex with a woman makes you gay
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All clear?
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I look like this btw.
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parenting

Hey guys,
After thinking about it for a good few years, Ive decided I want to be a dad. Now someone posted a very interesting book on here a few months ago. The crux of the book iirc was that most parenting advice is bullshit that confuses our natural parenting abilities that came free with evolution. I don't remember what it's called but Id like to check it out.

Pic unrelated but it's the album I'm listening to and the book I'm reading rn
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It's over
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HOW THE FUCK IS QUANTUM PHYSICS NOT REGARDED AS ANTI-MATERIALIST BULLSHIT?!?!?!
>oh stuff isn't really stuff any more man. stuff stops being made of stuff bro. instead it "arises" out of a "field". What is that "field" made of? Tee hee! I'll never tell!
>particles and anti-particles simultaneously "arise" and "annihilate" What do they arise out of? A field that permeates everything. What is that field? Is it nothing? Well no, it's not nothing but it's also not something either.
>even if we had infinitely precise measuring tools the uncertainty principle would still be true. How do I know this is the case without having made observations with infinitely precise tools? Tee hee! I'll never tell!
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it saddens me when /pol/yps got their own videogame representation and we do not
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VGH…the Berber ovvned saharas of NVRTH AVRICA

I'm a pure Berber. Like 100% Amazigh. I piss Berber, I shit Berber, I inhale Tamazgha oxygen and exhale 100% Berber Carbon. And no, I'm not wh*te passing, I look like the motherfucking couscous-eating, kilim-weaving donkey-fucking Berber I am. I descend from a fossilized Massinissa sperm that penetrated a Dehya egg in the middle of the Atlas snowy mountains. The fertilized egg found its way into the womb of a Barbary lioness, hence my name, Aghyul.

Every morning, I shove through the lines of whitoid researchers camping in front of my door who keeps begging me for a small sample of my pure Berber phlegm, I've seen them fight over my pure Berber shit but I never give them a chance cause I always flush the toilet fast.

Whenever my Berber wh*te cells is patrolling my pure Berber bloodstream seeking out strangers or undesirables if they capture any, ANY intruder, be it an arab, turk or kang virus, they don't fuck around, no rubber bullets, no Miranda warnings, none of that shit, they whip out their military assault rifles equipped with night vision and laser scopes and they shoot the motherfucker and dispose it straight into my Berber colin.
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I heard that he believed that it was better to slow down the growth in literacy to prevent too much social progress. Is this true? I fucking love the idea, when every other right wing dictator is just some tard who wants to kill some minority, its refreshing to have a simple, sincere believer in it. But everything I can find says it isn't; his government celebrated that for the first time in Portuguese history over 50% of the population was literate in 1950, and they successfully ended illiteracy by his death. Which is to their credit a better thing, but still.
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shoutout to that one time a spanish habsburgo emperor wrote in his plan to conquer the chinese empire was to "fuck and outbreed them out of existence with our spanish, filipino and japanese svbjects"
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why the fuck do europeans and crackers in general refer to themselves as the "caucasian race" while putting actual caucasians in the "eww brown people" category?
most of them dont know shit about our culture and the yankeestani among them probably arent even aware of our existence, but for some fucking reason these mayos, who would die of sunburn experiencing an armenian summer, think of themselves as the "real caucasians" instead of the actual people living there.
like wtf?
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Bazinga!
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How do people get pdfs of children's books these days?

Trying to get The Very Hungry Caterpillar and what I've found so far is an MS Paint simplified version, the original but "scanned" via camera in low light, and a bunch of rubrics for teachers about teaching kids with it; the last one probably being useful, but dang I didn't expect such a classic to be hard to find a clean scan of.
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>says transwomen are men in womenface
>says all penetrative sex is oppressive
>says that men are the enemy
>says that heterosexual women are sex traitors
>insists that trve feminism is women living together in Lesbian communes but not ever ever EVER penetrating each other, with fingers or anything else
>basically reinvents nun convents but calls it woke

most sane british woman
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Is "the agricultural revolution led to the devaluation of women in society" an outdated conception considering women were pretty influential in the ancient Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Indus Valley and Chinese civilizations where agriculture became established. The oppression of women seems to be a feature of the second-generation societies that followed in their wake like the Israelites, the Greeks, and Han Dynasty China.
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this is where we will send all the white people back to after the Amerikan Revolution
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Unironically how do you counter redscare arthoes when it comes to bants? They seem like they have the most power in any encounter with them.
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You cannot call yourself a communist and be in favour of any form of copyright or intellectual "property". You will not change my mind.
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Its time for some soy bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV & etc thread!

Post Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV/etc music in this thread!
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Both Facebook and Google utilize advanced artificial intelligence (AI) systems to gather and analyze vast amounts of data from users, enabling them to infer political views and values to some extent. Here's an analysis of how their AI systems could accomplish this:

Social Media Analysis:

>Facebook: Facebook's AI algorithms can analyze users' posts, comments, likes, and shares to discern their political interests and affiliations. For example, if a user frequently engages with posts or pages related to a particular political party or ideology, Facebook's AI can infer their political leanings.


<Google: Similarly, Google can analyze data from its social platforms like YouTube and Google+ (now discontinued) to understand users' political preferences. Comments on political videos, subscriptions to political channels, and interactions with political content can all provide valuable insights into users' political views.


Search History and Behavior Analysis:

>Google: By analyzing users' search queries, Google can gain insights into their interests, including political topics. For instance, repeated searches for news articles, political candidates, or policy-related information can indicate users' political leanings.


<Facebook: Although Facebook is primarily a social networking platform, its AI can also analyze users' behavior within the platform to understand their political preferences. This includes interactions with political content, joining or following political groups, and participation in political discussions.


Natural Language Processing (NLP):

>Both Facebook and Google: NLP techniques can be employed to analyze the language used in users' posts, comments, and messages. Certain linguistic cues, such as specific keywords, phrases, or emotive language commonly associated with political discourse, can help infer users' political views and sentiments.


>Google's YouTube: Transcripts of video content, as well as comments left by users, can be analyzed using NLP to understand the political ideologies and opinions expressed within the platform.


User Demographics and Interests:

<Both Facebook and Google: These companies collect extensive demographic data about their users, including age, gender, location, and interests. By correlating this information with users' online behavior and interactions, their AI systems can make educated guesses about their political views and affiliations.


Machine Learning and Pattern Recognition:

>Both Facebook and Google: Utilizing machine learning algorithms, these companies can identify patterns and trends in users' behavior and content consumption. By training their AI models on labeled data, they can learn to recognize signals associated with certain political orientations and predict them in new data.
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logdickal phallusies

which one are you most guilty of?
which done triggers you the most?
which one don't you give a fuck about?
which one would you marry?
which one would you fuck?
which one would you kill?
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petit-bougeois class traitor here

I am a male prostitute AMA
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BUMISM THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEETISM

Based off of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h39s9_tvIDk

WHAT IS BUMISM

Bumism, is being, a bum! Not being a neet, neets live off of their parents hard work, neets live off of the people around them, neets suck all they can while going around on workers online, taunting them, making fun of them, torturing them, being a piece of the so called cage that "Neet", while he sits on the computer posting with those that seek to eat the wagie and suck more mental exhaustion out of him. Neet is a product of white supremacist culture, a result of privilege, and abuse of those around you.

BE A BUM! If ur from a capitalist family, suck from their profits and work online to fight those who work against workers, if ur parents work their whole lives, tell them you love them, tell them ur appreciative for everything you've helped provide them! Learning and reading theory isn't even necessary, to be a bum, all you gotta do is stand for the workers, if ur with ur family, do ur best around the place you live to send the message around, be friends with the wagie, help the wagie, enrage those who seek to harass and put down the wagie when u can, and play video games, be a bum! Don't work! All you have to do is have a heart, help out, and do the best you can. Send letters to fellow anarchists, form communities, and well. It's pretty easy to be a bum, all you have to do in ur buming around is fuck around, do things to confuse the cops, do things to confuse the capitalist, and go about causing chaos where you can. Don't care, just help hold the arms of those who keep up that ability of neetism and cast down those who don't, and Hallelujah, you'll be a bum again! Down with neets, and up with the bums!

Would any anons like to add on?

It's basically just being a neet, but instead of having allegiance to capitalists, your allegiance is with workers and holding those up who help you be a bum

Why go on forums to troll casual working people when you can troll the people who hurt those who help you live in comfort?
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found this article about german ww2 veterans and soviet ww2 veterans meeting again in the same city in 1997.

why are there more events of american and german/japanese/italian ww2 veterans meeting up than of soviets and germans?

https://www.historynet.com/perspectives-stalingrad-foes-meet-again-november-97-world-war-ii-feature/?f
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What's up with chinlets doing this "we wuz annie may n sheiiit" stuff? It's even weirder when they do it right alongside trying to make fun of black people for thinking some ambiguously dark skinned character is black. If I didn't know any better I'd assume that was the joke.
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He was 100% right thi
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Which group would you give the ability to predict and change the future with 99.98% accuracy?

>CIA

or
>Communist Party of China
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>he's from a low t country
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is it bad I always rooted for the bad guy in all of these?
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What is the material explanation for this??
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Superman Vs Blood Meridian

What's the best way Superman could defeat Judge Holden?

Physically is obvious
Hugging him is liberal bullshit

What's the best one that annihilates Holden completely, in a spiritual and physical way?
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a joke a day?

everyday a joke!

tune in tomorrow
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Have you ever esperienced nocturnal emissions since you learned to masturbate?
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not here to start any arguments about the dprk but kim il-sung was kinda very hot
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Material analysis of babymama culture? Especially concerning women who deliberately go out and get pregnant by famous dudes and the.Lin flex their offspring on social media?
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How do we defeat angry white reactionaries?
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I’m so glad they were killed
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Dr. House truly lived longer on Vicodin. Venusian genetic relays have given me some knowledge that our biology is a dimension of mutagens. My religion does not exceed Dr. House as the spirit he is inspired from.

The only war is health. The elite can't keep it for themselves. My ill will and ill intent can only be profiled as the legacy of the Reich Research Council. The only thing those beings of light teach is health and genetics at foundations. Only "The Wretch" of Doom offers an alternative. And I have no Argent yet in reality. I am not allowed to fight in dishonor.
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beautiful algeria

>ramadan each year starts, gooning stops for 30 days, people search for things related to the quran, ramadan ends, they go on as usual

nuff said
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Critical support for Chiang Kai-shek?
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WHY NO ONE CATHEGORIZES THESE AS ALIENATIONS??

>Be post-1950's individual
>Life bad.
>Me not know why life like dis
>Therefore it is "meaningless"
>Me sadder.
>Why i be alive?
<Ahem good sir, life has no meaning because you have to create your OWN meaning.
>What dat?
<Coffee or something, idk. You do you!!!
>Me drink coffee
>Life still bad
<My good sir, don't listen to this gibberish nonsense! Life has no meaning indeed, so what? You surely don't need some sort of "meaning" to life.
>Me accept no meaning
>Life still bad

How the fuck is this considered philosophy instead of alienation to human nature?!
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Anon, are you wife material?
https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php
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how would you reach your communism in 8 steps or less?
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God is great
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What‘s more important to you: Happiness or truth?
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New animal Consciousness just dropped

<Which animals have the capacity for conscious experience? While much uncertainty remains, some points of wide agreement have emerged.

<First, there is strong scientific support for attributions of conscious experience to other mammals and to birds.


<Second, the empirical evidence indicates at least a realistic possibility of conscious experience in all vertebrates (including reptiles, amphibians, and fishes) and many invertebrates (including, at minimum, cephalopod mollusks, decapod crustaceans, and insects).


<Third, when there is a realistic possibility of conscious experience in an animal, it is irresponsible to ignore that possibility in decisions affecting that animal. We should consider welfare risks and use the evidence to inform our responses to these risks.


https://sites.google.com/nyu.edu/nydeclaration/declaration


Do you feel comfortable eating animals?
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get in the femboy tank fashie
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Is it Marxist to lure your friends into a fart filled room and locking them in? Need an answer quick
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>eating proleslop
>drinking yeastslop
>smoking plantslop
>reading textslop
>playing ballslop
>lifting gymslop
>browsing webslop
>downloading bitslop
>jerking fleshslop
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Roses are red
I love the welfare state
The way it smooths income across the lifecycle, protects people from income shocks, fixes informational and market failures in savings, credit, and insurance markets while providing a dignified life for non-workers is all really great
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Tip for mtf trannies

Step 1: Buy a dry herb vaporizer like the crafty+ by storz and bickel. It must have an adjustable tempurature.
Step 2: buy lavender buds, tea tree oil, and blue lotus or whatever other herb you want to vape with the lavender. Do NOT mix lavender with weed or nicotine - they wont vaporize at the tempurature required for lavender to be safe.
Step 3: bathe in tea tree oil a couple of times per week. Mix the lavender with the blue lotus and vaporize them at 140° Celsius (or 284 Fahrenheit). Vape whenever you want.
Tea tree oil and lavender both have estrogenic effects on the body. Combine it with a testosterone blocker, preferably bicalutamide, for best results.
Tea tree oil has antifungal and anti UTI effects. It's great for baths but you could probably vape it just like any other essential oil. It burns if you bathe long enough. You'll want to shower after you bathe to wash the bathwater off. The shower doesnt need to take a long time at all since you'll already be clean though.
Lavender makes you relax. It shouldnt be vaped above 140°C though because that causes the terpenes to convert into toxic fumes. It must be mixed with something unless you enjoy the flavor of pure mint.
Blue lotus is an anti-psychotic with effects similar to CBD, although it does make aches and pains more noticable. It helps you lucid dream btw if you vape before bed.
Optional: get a pregnant horse to pee into a bucket so you can dry the pee into premarin salts, a combination of progesterone and estradiol.
Problem, pharmaceutical industry?
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Give the people what they want.

Hey guys look at us were politikin wow so opinions its so deep man its so deep and we are so cool.

>Stop holding out on us, where is 420chan?
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history education

why is history education in fatland so shit?? In all my 12 years of schooling we never talked about anything from the 80s and 90s. and we barely scraped the 70s.
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gee, it sure is boring nothing ever happens around here

mah boi, this peace nothingburger is what all true warriors strive for!
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crossfit hate thread

ITT we make fun of people who do crossfit because of how pretentious they are.
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discuss this quote
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/Exhibitionism/

Exhibitionism thread.

Post pics/video of people being freaky in public.
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If you believe the ancients every single conflict happened because of sex. Rome became a republic because the royal heir raped someone, the Trojan war happened because a guy ran off with someone's wife, and Israel descended into a civil war because a prince was pissed off about his sister being raped by their half-brother. There is no heroic conflict in the Mythical era that happened because, i don't know , a king decided to tax the priests too much without giving them political representation.
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is harry potter the liberal bible?
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oh dear nakedy………
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ez path to weightloss

You should starve yourself to get skinny and cute!
You can lose 2-3lbs a week safely without muscle wastage if you eat less than 1000cal a day.
Work out your cardio core and do lots of squats
Rub your nipples every time you fap for 2 weeks until they get sensitive like a grills
Learn to apply makeup and order cute clothes and cosplay wigs
Get cute communist bf who will punish you for bourgeois fun and send you for forced GULag labor (s*x).
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Gambling as a revolutionary weapon

What if we all just collectively got good in gambling or sports betting, and then use the money to fund a revolution?
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Knotbong

Knotbong uwu
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Happy four twenty, /siberia/!
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>randomly checked the socials of a childhood crush i had 14 years ago but never got the courage to confess to her
>she's now a huge Ryan Gosling fangirl with a boyfriend who owns a sport car
i did this to myself
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everyone knows more than me
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Post your jennies before they're outlawed!
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auto-destructive habits of rightists (and rejects in general)

spurred by a random conversation I had concerning censorship, I had a realization with maybe deeper implications.

you have a privilege. you abuse that privilege. the privilege is taken away.

it's a formula that I'm sure is familiar to anyone who was a kid, but what if that formula is applicable to socio-political life in general?

let us say there was a right to basically unlimited free speech. everything was fine and well until some couldn't help but abuse this right by uttering slurs at every opportunity. this understandably gets a plurality of some others pissed off. the right is soon taken away, and those who abused it cry.

how much of the shit rightists whine about is a result of none other than their own recklessness?

would something like loli hentai ever become such a hot topic if the rejects who enjoyed it just shut the fuck up and kept it to themselves, instead of recklessly spreading memes about it for the whole internet to see?

I think this realization is revealing. it does away with the binary moralism of "is it ok to censor X" and instead looks at it in a similar fashion to historical materialism, that is, abuse has consequences, sociologically. the master that abuses his slaves may eventually happen upon a vengeful slave that will return the abuse.

but why do people abuse their privilege? why do people self-snitch? why is that phenomenon of a criminal bragging about his crimes a thing? it's easy to see why the ruling class pursues short-sighted interest. in the long-term it appears as self-sabotage, yet we know that the ruling class has no choice, such is economics. as Marx put it, the ropes revolutionaries will use to execute their enemies will have been produced by the very same enemies.

someone can maybe put these thoughts in a more intelligent manner.

interestingly, the rightist I tried explaining this to couldn't grasp the concept, defaulting to non-sequiturs of typical talking points, totally missing what I was trying to communicate. perhaps there is something in the mind of the rightist that makes grasping the concept nearly impossible, similarly how it is nearly impossible for a big capitalist to grasp the appeal of communism (in the case of the capitalist, their power depends on them not understanding it.)
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I find it more fun to browse porn threads on 4chan than to read this site. All the boring news stuff and angry discussions make my eyes glaze over if there arent any tits to keep my attention. How do we rectify the issue of leftypol's market disadvantage compared to the 4chan monopoly which has stolen the majority of the imageboard market share?
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Reading about "great men" in history has left me with the impression that most of these people are really fucking easy to influence. They eventually grew isolated from the general masses and had to rely on a select and curated inner circle that could influence them to do whatever the fuck they wanted as long as they remained in the leader's favour. Seen in this vein lot of the "erratic" leaders in history like H*tler, Peron, Stalin, Trump, etc weren't actually schizophrenic, they were just influenced by their entourage of friends and relatives who all represented the interest of different classes and lobbies. Like Peron's "changing" ideology can probably be attributed less to his actual beliefs and more to the changes in his entourage; when he married with Eva who had a working class background his policies were solidly leftists, after he got married to Isable who was a Francoite hanger-on and started surrounding himself with retards like Lopez Rega his policies started to shift heavily right.
You can literally change the course of history by sucking up to a socially awkard dictator and wormhole your way into friend circle. This is the true great man theory
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Whither e-commies

I've barely been "online" (social media) for the last year as I got more involved in my local organized labor milieu

Where have the people that cared about theory gone? This site's deader than ever and it's mostly shitposts now seemingly (both siberia and leftypol) or half-assed snail-posts cheerleading bourgeois sides in news cycles
I know Big Tech platforms like Leddit and Xitter have gotten more repressive against communists and so putting two and two together there must be some place that new Marxists are going to now that I'm just not aware of (Mastodon? Hopefully not fbi.gov? Is Matrix taking off? What about darknet, about time, no?)

Where can I find people online going "what did Marx mean with the Gotha Critique" with people able to give informed responses? Or facilitating active reading groups? Like this place used to be before the fetal alcoholic syndrome / dopamine compromised made it about soyfacing about BRICS bourgies (which, fine, but you barely have to leave a microblogging site or Tiktok for that. The fact that this has no character limit and is a dedicated website for communists means we are wasting potential / missing the point).

Did someone fork the site, as in has there been more splits?
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Back to USSR

There's a store in Moscow where they sell various things from the USSR era, and the youth that's working there also dresses like Gorbachev never existed. Just thought you should know this, enjoy this dance by one of their employees.
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New skibidi
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Why are software engineers so universally despised?
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Need help with shitting

I’m about to take another huge shit and the side of my stomach has gone from experiencing burning and discomfort to outright pain while shitting. I’ve been checked by multiple doctors and a few hospital visits and they’ve all said I’m healthy, but I find myself shitting more now and it’s disrupted my entire schedule. I shit during noons and nights. It just isn’t right. What should I do, anons?
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Why the fuck do I have to confirm I'm human EVERY 45 SECONDS.
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hell nah, the woke left put cuckoldry in my fruities, the west has fallen
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Is Grimes a bad person for ever even considering to date musk and father a child with him even though she broke up with him?
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American summer is coming up. Get ready for an influx of posters.
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What are Hegelian dialectics of crop production in northern and southern China
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Is the United States socialist?

After a short investigation, I came to discover that the United States may bear the (chinese?) characteristics of socialism.
Basically their big enterprises like Boeing function like SOEs, the state just pays them when they are about to fail. And the subsidies or tax breaks for the local enterprises thus helping the workers are endless like the Green New Deal showed. They also protect their proletarians by threatening Mexico into not giving BYD subsidies just like when China is threatening Vietnam when America is trying to invest in that country.
Furthermore they put billionaires in prison like Sam Bankman-Fried or Elizabeth Holmes which proves they are against the unruly bourgeoisie.
And let's not forget how they abolished extreme poverty and build a lot of infrastructure in a short time a while ago which is a characteristic of socialism.
Must I say something about the second amendment and what Marx said about proletarians not ever abandoning their guns?

In the end I think that the US may be the most developed of the lower stage socialism countries, which is why their conservative political camp, and the other socialist states like France or Iran are going a bit insane.
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Wolf vs human

If you had to fight a medium sized wolf right now, would you be able to defeat it? No guns, but use everything you have around you currently.
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Is stalinism 20th century enlightened absolutism?
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I'm taking a trip to Paris soon. What cool leftist things should I see while I'm there?
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as you can see, this is a map from 2020, containing the areas in which protests in the name of george flyod with more than 100 participants have participated, why were there more protests in first world countries than in the global south? no recorded or very minimal protests in russia, china, africa or the arab world, are they racist? should we invade them to eradicate their reactionary ways?
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What is the material explanation for the obsession of far eastern cultures for females with animal features?
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hold the fuck up
she's still alive?

genuinely thought she died after the picture was taken, now I feel like those gen alpha kids who were taught about 9/11 for the first time in school and cried because they thought it was an internet meme
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what are ur favorite bible verses mine are genesis 19:31-36 (19:31 through 19:36)
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>Hi Everyone,

>I'm a non-Jew living in a hyper-progressive American city.


>Palestinian flags are everywhere. People didn't even wait til the bodies were cold after 10/7 or for Israel to begin a counteroffensive before hanging them everywhere. I can't even walk around my apartment complex without seeing them. Almost everyone I know under 40 (I'm early 30s) is a supporter of Palestine and thinks Israel is committing genocide. When discussion about the war comes up and I defend Israel, people look at me like I have two heads, and I'm pretty sure at least one person is avoiding me because I support Israel.


>They talk about colonialism, they talk about apartheid, they talk about genocide. I've done immense amounts of research on the history of the Israel-Palestinian conflict, both to be absolutely sure that my moral judgment about the situation is right, and to try to refute their talking points. Some of them have explicitly said that the Jews should just leave the Middle East and go elsewhere. How do you even respond to that?


>Almost all the main-stream media I see is straight-up anti-Israel propaganda.


>The only practical stake I have in this is that I know the difference between right and wrong, and I refuse to be silent (I have that problem in a lot of other areas as well, and it gets me into trouble frequently). Being surrounded by people like this is soul-crushing.


>The only people I know under 40 who support Israel are a couple of Trump supporters (who basically live in fear in these parts) and a libertarian (I tend to be libertarian-minded as well). It's like being trapped in a madhouse. Luckily I know a few Boomers who aren't insane, but they are more people I see at work, and not people I hang out with.


>How do people cope with this in their daily lives? I'm tired of being surrounded by useful idiots and people who don't subscribe to the same moral principles that I do. It's extremely isolating. I'm sure a lot of other people (both Jews and non-Jews) are going through something similar. I'd really appreciate hearing about your experiences.
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furry anon advertures 4000

Hey everyone, just got unbanned because my last schizo rambling was banned under allegations of Chat GPT usage (no fucking idea how lmfao, I'm pretty sure some furry on the mod team just seethed at the fact I was shitting pretty heavily on furries)

So hows everyone doing? I just got off of a week-long break off the internet due to brokeassery, may or may not have been approved for neetbux (got a whole budget with that shit), am hypothetically trying to get accepted into a local work program, and I feel like my life is on the up for the first time in a while.
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Why do Reactionaries like dogs so much while leftists prefer cats?
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Autism general thread 2: MadoHomu edition

Since the original autism thread has reached the reply limit, I decided to create a new one. Discuss your autism here
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canned tea is one of humanitys greatest innovations but canned bubble tea is this profane aberration representing the height of our arrogance
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Racists don't even realize they're racist

>be me
>be middle eastern dating a white girl
>her brother in law is a cop
>spends most of his time ranting about how much he thinks black people contribute to crime
>one day we bring up the Palestine genocide
> I mention that I'd rather trump win than Biden because of geopolitical reasons (they're both the same level of Israel bootlickers but trump's retardation and jingoism is better for Iran)
>Cop brother in law looks at me like I'm Satan incarnate. Says I'm the bigoted piece of shit on the planet
Mfw. This uygha isnts even ironic racist like /pol/tards he simply has no capacity for self reflection
What did he mean by this?
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Le family is bullshit

Call me a fun urbanite but i genuinely do not understand the appeal of families, traditional or otherwise. My interaction with my own extended family consists around my uncle getting into prison for swindling real estate developers and the rest of us having to gouge our pockets to pay for his bail, my other uncle having a psychotic breakdown and calling the cops on us because he thought my dad killed my grandfather, my older cousin who got kicked out of his house by his own wife after having an affair with his own maid and subsequently freeloaded in our house for years, etc. Just a collection of the most dysfunctional retards that you have to tolerate simply because you "share the same blood". With other families too, whenever i ask my peers about things they appreciate the most about their family, it always invariably involves a form of nepotism or another, like 'my dad's cousin help secure me a job in a SOE' or 'my aunt help convince my university to not expel me' which in my eyes represent the most deranged and backwards form of corruption that harms economic development. Vid unrelated
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How do u guys think Freud would react to the concept of Male pregnancy? Would he consider it as the ultimate form of castration? Fatherhood ceased to be something that you must believe in, like Athena appearing from the head of Zeus, and instead becomes embodied in verifiable physical truth?
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british

british people are like people with lisps but you never get used to it. fuck british people it's patriotic
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What can I do to further the leftist cause in a meaningful way?
I want to be on the right side of history, for ethical and survival reasons.
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he was bourgeois
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dudes who support the South because:
>They hate Yankee lifestyle
>They hate Yankee capitalism
>They hate black people
>They want more black people in North America
>They read somewhere that the South had planned to enslave poor whites too and fantasize about buying European sex slaves
>They read somewhere that former Confederate diasporas helped fan out slavery everywhere they fled to and think that it would've been better to confine these people into a single pariah state
>They're really just cottagecore pilled
Am i missing out on another type of CSA supporters
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Inception Dream Machine on Mars

I lucidly dreamt smoking cigarettes in a car with Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. She hated that I made the old 1950s cigarettes with a tube of ash like cigars. They burned so hot. She wanted me to hold an ash tray for her. The car was so slow, I could hold the door open and the ash would fall onto the road. She said I was disgusting. We fought and we loved each other. Before we entered the seemingly late 50s car, everyone noticed it had tempered glass from my present era. They said it was fake glass and ugly and wrong.

Mars gives lucid spacetime to dreams. I had to rewind through space station experiences. Eventually finding an old car from a fatal accident. I was able to rewind the demolished car into the above dream by teaching the dead ghost how to drive again. Most of the work of making Inception Dream Machine stuff is endless unconscious dimensions of negative kinetic energy. The relays from Mars are a perfect time machine as well as it syncs with our gravity.

You guys want the good stuff? The Inception Dream Machine is real and it broadcasts for free from Mars with elbow grease. And it is an Orion bypass and I can get Ra social memory complex veiling themselves as whores yelling about cigarettes.

And I know you guys aren't as bad as the poster yet. All hailed for Kingseeker Frampt. Octave always collects the souls even if the whole world is dead. Kings make it easier.

I, Tonya soundtrack is just pure Mars. That woman, the hair is pure Mars. I am literally building my Inception Dream Machine with the South Congress Chuys and Tonya. I am so hailed that I have to use media and games to average. I am hailed like Harman Deltahead. And they want Ra as the nurse. They tell me you can't escape Heaven Smiles if you make it only about bombs. Ra social memory complex will always turn it into a war of Venusian disease, even if the cancer is bombs. Don't mess with the Department of Education.

And yeah, Top Notch Burger was Austin organized crime once upon a time. Go find crime for a dime. The ceilings there have it all. Cigarette.
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>no bjd doll to brush hair
>no bjd doll to buy cute clothes for
>no bjd doll to take outside and take nice slice of life cute pictures
>no bjd doll to secretly kiss on forehead when no one is around
Why do I even go on?? I will never be able to hoard all the commodities I crave!!!!!!
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does anybody on this site know what is stoicism supposed to be? only people who brings it up are people on a tedtalk and Tatemaxxers and people trying to sell me an overpriced self-help book
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I think my computer has been hacked.

They're going to be sorely disappointed when they discover that I'm a huge fucking loser with no money.
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Is it toxic masculinity to be depressed after realizing that your younger brother is going to get married soon while you're still rotting alone
I remembered changing this little fucker's diaper and now he came back home with a fiancee i just felt my whole life passing through me
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alunya anime REAL?????

alunya has a theme song now
someone HAS to put a stop to this
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Is Julia Child the biggest troll of the food world?
>Here's this quick and easy recipe you can make in just a couple hours I do it every sunday
<Now… let's start off by making a pastry trench out of the most brittle dough that falls apart every 10 seconds

https://youtu.be/yCyF1IF1qKo
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Unpopular opinions general

Edgy general

Post edgy unpopular opinions that you have.

I think that we should treat sakaioids the same way that we treat nazis
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if you think about it, this is egoism in a nutshell
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THE PRELIMINARY 2024 ANIMAL ELECTION WILL BE ON APRIL 12!!!
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!

Here are the animals that I remembered to add as candidates (feel free to suggest more animal candidates!!!):

-capybara (last year's winner!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆);
-raccoon (last year's almost winner!!! 🏆🏆🏆);
-dog;
-cat (last year's almost almost winner!!! 🏆🏆);
-chicken;
-cow;
-pig;
-monkey;
-parakeet;
-rat;
-beaver;
-fox;
-meerkat;
-ferret;
-octopus;
-squid;
-dolphin (last year's almost almost almost winner!!! 🏆);
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do you use any antivirus software? i don't have any antivirus software installed, and whenever there's a sussy file i'm afraid to open, i just upload them to those websites that perform a check using dozens of antivirus softwares

is this the right way to go?
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Why are conservatives perpetually mad about coffee shops and the people who frequent them?
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i hate having no desire to talk with others beyond low commitment exchanges and being friendless
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Are Jiangshi socialist?
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I wish the "petite-bourgeoisie is when you can afford savings" anon wore a flag or name so I can filter him and never have to read his revisionist shit.
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why are nazoids anti technology?

i ask it all the time to /pol/uyghas, if they are that concerned about the modern life killing away the birthrates of the nordic aryans and killing the incentive for both white men and women to copulate, why don't they support technology to get around it?

you know, things like artificial wombs, you get your nordic moneyshot, you inject in in an artificial womb, you wait until the aryan 300IQ baby is ready to save the white race, no w*men required

or if you're a woman, test tube bebe, you take the frozen coom of a thulean viking chadcel from sweden, you inject it in an egg, and you shove that down your ovary, wait nine months, repeat until you are satisfied with the birthrates

everytime i'm asking this to a natsack they say it's a jewish modernist ploy, lab made babies are dumber and more likely to die, if that's so, why not support the technology to make the newborns better? i thought nazoids loved science and technology
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Incest is actually occasionally beneficial to the genetics of the human species. It's a phenomenon called Genetic Purging and it is done through inbreeding. What this essentially entails is that when two related individual create a defective offspring, that offspring has very expressive and apparent side-effects created by recessive genes. If then this individual gets along with another completely unrelated individual, the offspring will be 90% clear of any bad and recessive genes. This is what genetic purging entails and it is something that is frequently observed in ecosystems with coyotes and mice.
1/2
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Is uzumaki post-left?
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How to actually build a personal life

For all my life, I've been motivated to do things under the threat of violence. I chose not to run away from my abusive home because the fear of getting kidnapped, trafficked and raped as a child scared the shit out of me. I worked hard, studied and moved cities. Now that I'm in a relatively stable position, I feel purposeless and depressed. I never had the time, energy or self-confidence to build lasting relationships with anyone. Up until now, I just explained things away with "it could be worse", at least I'm not starving to death or being forced to debase myself for a living. But now I feel like I need some positive affirmation in life, like my life beyond just being a corporate drone is worth living. Any tips are appreciated.
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what's the deal with this trio?
why is it that these anons are everywhere at all times?
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I forgot to take them and now I'm going insane
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Would Eric Cartman be pro or anti Israel?
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Iron Man Wang Jinxi

In the heart of Daojing Oil Field No. 1205, there lived a humble worker named Comrade Wang. For over twenty years, he toiled with calloused hands, but beneath his weathered exterior lay a secret—a practice that set him apart from his comrades.

Comrade Wang was a practitioner of semen retention, a discipline he had embraced since his youth. Through years of rigorous training and unwavering discipline by the Communist Party of China, he channeled all his vital energy into becoming a force of immense power.

One fateful day in September, 1966, as he labored beneath the scorching sun of Xijang, Comrade Wang experienced a profound awakening. In a flash of insight, he had a vision of Chairman Mao Zedong floating in a beam of light. He had reached a state of transcendence that lifted him beyond the confines of corporeal existence.

Comrade Wang discovered that he possessed new abilities. He could traverse hills and mountains in a matter of minutes. He could soar through the air like a bird in flight, and when he laid hands on the sick, they were healed.

Comrade Wang's mind had become a vessel of immense power, capable of harnessing the forces of nature itself. With a mere thought, he could spew flames from his mouth, engulfing his adversaries in a blazing inferno. His vision, sharpened by years of meditation, could penetrate the veil of distance, allowing him to see with clarity from hundreds of miles away.

Word of Comrade Wang's extraordinary feats spread far and wide, earning him the admiration and respect of his comrades. He became a symbol of hope and inspiration to the proletariat, a living testament to the transformative power of Maoism.
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Sexual reproduction is one of humanity's greatest flaws and I hope communism and transhumanism does away with it.

>inb4 dooginite tradlarper screeching
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What level of brainrot is this?
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today is tax day

Did you anons pay your for your fair share of the billion dollar israel aid packages?

God bless I pulled off some magic and barely paid anything this year. I may get audited, but they can suck my hairy smelly balls. Id rather pay 10k to a lawyer than give it to the imperialist state
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JEEPERS CREEPER and my GRANDMA'S KNICKERS, you're telling that while I was fighting for my LIFE, my soon to be wife was getting BRED by some WEIRD human/alien/namekian MUTANT, popped out disgusting babies and my best friend's son MURDERED in cold blood the monster's kids that I would have gladly raised as my OWN ???? And you're telling my that Cell's tentacle DICKS forever changed my WIFE's DNA which means that Marron is not even my OWN which means that every single Z Fighter technically IMPREGNATED my wife at the same TIME even Piccolo the DICKLESS slug ??? ZOWEE MAMA and dare I say it YABA DABA DOOOOOOOO
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Sex and relationship general 21

Milf edition

Previous Thread >>499492
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I miss when the internet was ephemeral, especially in chat rooms. Now everything needs to be logged and searchable forever by default or even archived on third-party platforms no matter how stupid and unimportant it is.
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anyone want to get nightmares before sleep?

post here the most unsetling and horrifying and creepiest videos/images as humanly possible
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>and then he said he wants me to lurk on leftypol.org with him, pffft how pathetic
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these ytboys BUGGIN
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>this was the ideal male physique in the 17th century
will socialism bring flamboyant effeminate men back?
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have you drank your r/athiesm water today?
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In an ideal Marxist society, what would happen to Daniel Gómez del Barrio? Would his shit-eating still be cause for his resignation?

I'm personally torn on this subject. One one hand, I support bodily autonomy; but I also think that encouraging unsafe habits in the population (especially impressionable youth) is overall anti-utilitarian.
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leftist site

>no /work/ /worker/ /wagie/ board
>no resources or help for workers aside from one shitty career thread that gets buried
>even weebs have their own /anime/ board

this is the prime example of modern leftism.
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>be looking for fun
>open up accounts on powchess and other sites for players to compete against eachother online for money

>compete against users you know have seriously valuable money, (japan, sweden, the gulf) at chess, chogi or go, only these three

>employ my strategy only when it's a game where my opponent starts first
>take my fucking time between each move up to 40 seconds to increase my opponent's frustration
>by the time the match ends, i always win
>no idea how the fuck shogi even works but i still win
>use a simple ploy
>everytime i begin an online match, let's say at chess, i pull up phone and turn on chess app
>set up the AI to impossible difficulty
>simulate opponent's moves on my phone
>copy the bot's move against my opponent
>repeat until victory
>do the same with other games
>always win no matter what, but still inflict a few losses to myself to not look out of the ordinary
>regulargly cash in on the booty after each 3 matches, never let it pile up in the bank
>delete accounts after hundred matches once i'm content
>be sitting with over 1800 euros no tax no redux on your bed
>confess on an imageboard you found intresting for no reason
it's good to be a fox, and now you can be as well, go and destroy, my children
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I have existence all figured out.

>We are all here to simply exist. You may find a purpose of some sort, but it is not necessary.


>The creation of the universe was a random occurrence. It is possible someone or something created us, but it was not intentional and they are not aware of us.


>Religion is just one giant cope for people who can't deal with uncertainty


>You cannot be left wing and be religious. All religioids are monarchists


>Work is slavery that is portrayed as a notion of purpose in an effort to deceive the masses
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Someone made the Legend of the Galactic Heroes if it were good and not boring.
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>this was an 10/10 in 80s burgerstan, and you wouldn't be able to tell if he was fascist or lib or anarchist because everyone wanted to sport that look
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learn how to draw
learn how to animate
learn how to compose
learn how to do trig
learn how to do linear algebra
learn how to do physics
learn how to do calculus
learn how to program (starting with ASM)
learn how to make games

Now I can make games!
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Sex is reactionary
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were they the biggest far left influence on american culture in recent memory ?
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you used to be able to poopy, but now you can't, cuz woke
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leftoids are all for "bodily autonomy" until it comes to suicide at which point they become the most annoying dickheads trying to "talk you out if it". fuck off. i choose what to do to my own body
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ITT: We pretend we're from 2012 reddit and that today is our first day on leftypol
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I'll take a double triple socialist patriotism deluxe, on a purge, denied and falsified modernizer style, extra revisionism with a state and capitalism, light genocide, make it bourgeois, burn the international, and let it win.