>average Mormon looking for a job on his way to choose between working for the CIA or the FBI or at the Pentagon

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Anonymous 2024-05-02 (Thu) 22:49:04 No.529290

>average Mormon looking for a job on his way to choose between working for the CIA or the FBI or at the Pentagon

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 00:04:21 No.529300

utah is aes chvd

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 00:46:45 No.529306

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 20:29:55 No.529675

what's the longest you lads have gooned for?

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 20:45:54 No.529682

>>529675
One time I beat my dick for like 7 hours straight when I took loads of acid. Gooning is best on acid

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 20:46:22 No.529683

>>529682
Gooning hypnosis I mean,

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 21:02:04 No.529685

>>529675
I swear fapping was the relevant word up to like last year. Why gooning suddenly?

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 21:15:41 No.529690

>>529682
that's very impressive. I could only go for an hour at my peak.

Anonymous 2024-05-03 (Fri) 22:07:28 No.529704

>>529290
We already have a Mormon thread:
https://leftypol.org/siberia/res/528211.html#528211

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 19:07:40 No.531416

>>529685

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 19:52:56 No.531434

mormons are just about the only people square enough to pass the stringent drug tests lol

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 22:44:45 No.531457

>>531434
Apparently the secret is to lie about everything that isn't documented.

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 23:19:22 No.531461

>>531434
not a single religious person follows their own morality

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 23:25:10 No.531464

>>531461
>>531457
They actually test you, and a lot of the drugs out there will leave traces that stay in your hair for a while. Mormons not doing drugs isn't because of their morality, but because no respectable user/dealer will fuck with them because they will squeal to the cops if you look at them wrong.

Anonymous 2024-05-08 (Wed) 23:34:45 No.531472

>>529306
i could only stare at the empty chvd suburban walled garden landscape behind both of them

Glownonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 00:42:54 No.531489

>>529290
did i miss something? are mormons the new jews to americans?

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 01:03:36 No.531496

>>529675
does it count as gooning if you're sticking it in someone and your dick is too tired to cum but too inflamed not to stay up

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 01:04:03 No.531497

>>531489
shut your bitch ass up glowboy
don't soil the magic undies

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 02:26:29 No.531524

>>531461
Speak for yourself.

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 02:38:34 No.531528

>>531464
I know from first and secondhand experience. Just lie for anything that isn't written down. Obviously you'll need to let drugs in your system pass, afterwards, just lie.

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 03:10:37 No.531543

>>531528
>I know from first and secondhand experience.
You know from first and secondhand experience about how the burger intelligence agencies do drug testing?

Anonymous 2024-05-09 (Thu) 05:13:19 No.531584

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>>529675

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