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everyday a joke!

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 No.513712

I was telling my friend that I was sick of games being made for idiots that need their hand held. Then she asked me why I got a refund on Dragon's Dogma, and I told her the game never told me where to go on the map.

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 No.513846

What do trees and chihuahuas have in common? They're all bark.

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 No.513853

>>513712
this could've worked better as a joke about dating sims/persona games

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 No.514080

Me and fellow soulslike devs wanted to avoid the trappings that roguelike fell into as a genre, so we agreed to meet in Berlin to discuss what really makes a game a soulslike.

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 No.514341

I broke out of the hospital and one of the employees found me. I overheard them talking and they said they had to re-ward me!

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 No.514685

He can rotate an apple in his mind, but not a single bitch.

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 No.515316

I went 10 years without brushing my teeth and they gave me a plaque.

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 No.515740

Penny arcade? All the games cost a quarter!

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 No.516042

What do you do when you want 2 people to do the work of a lawyer for less pay? Pair a legal.

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 No.516332

She had a notebook filled with sketches, and a sketchbook filled with notes.

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 No.516333

>>515740
Damn, here all arcade games cost at least a pound

 No.516651

He plugged during our game and had the nerve to ask if I wanted to buy from him.

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 No.516937

I scaled the wall. It was a ton.

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 No.517118

Why was he always dancing? He was the boogie man!

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 No.517345

My artist friend keeps going on and on about about making a eye art. I'm so happy I don't use the internet.

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 No.517554

Why are people so obsessed with Lost media? That show was awful.

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 No.517869

What clocks always forget the time? Grandfathers.

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 No.517872

>>514685 made me laugh

 No.518160

I did a bread and butter combo, but I'm still starving.

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 No.518393

I wanted to spotify my phone but all the app did was play songs.

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 No.518622

I'm getting sick of April. They're always playing tricks.

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 No.518851

My friend asked me if I wanted to curl. I said yeah, but I wasn't
sure how fun messing with network protocols would be even with a friend.

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 No.519185

I can't stand serialized TV. They just add nasty marshmallows of the characters and call it a day.

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 No.519414

"Surely, she can drive us out of here"
"I don't know you and I don't have a car."

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 No.519676

It's hard to fathom the depths of the ocean. That's why I always say we should switch to metric.

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 No.520127

I walked into a restaurant and asked where Lou Tenant was seated. The waiter assured me there's no way they could be here since they don't have a veteran's discount.

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 No.520512

What did the parrot say when asked why she didn't fly home? "I was looking for macaw."

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 No.520798

How do you start with getting a ship from Earth to space? Planet.

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 No.521118

My friend hasn't talked to me since I said he can't be fucked if he says he's also unfuckable.

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 No.521580

Coworker asked me if I saw the Eclipse. I said I'm still waiting for it to load the project.

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 No.521970

Why did she like doing math problems so much? She was add-icted.

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 No.521971

we're coming up on a year straight of daily jokes

 No.522220

Brush my teeth? They don't have hair.

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 No.522647

I didn't see the eclipse. It was too dark outside.

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 No.523056

What do you call a group of white furries? Animal crackers.

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 No.523408

Told my friend over the phone had a nice DSL and my mom told me to stop talking about women like that. Some people can't appreciate domain specific languages.

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 No.523725

She was telling me about this thread on /siberia/ that was in a heated debate over the best ways to dine and dash. I had trouble finding it until I clicked on a thread about the anti-revolutionary tendencies of Javascript.

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 No.524046

Friend told me he was playing TiTs, and I was happy I had someone to talk about Trials in Tainted Space with, but sometimes he keeps calling it "Kiseki."

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 No.524047

>>523725
>>524046
i'm too stupid to get these but bless your heart for doing this every day

 No.524432

"Why do you keep stuffing napkins and wrappers into empty soda cans?"
"They're trashcans for a reason.'

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 No.525032

He didn't feel like going to the store today when he woke up. After he took a shit, he realized there was no toilet paper.

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 No.525440

A pal of mind was really into Nascar so I invited him to a drag race in my area. He said he hated seeing woke shit.

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 No.525468

A blind man walks into a bar, and then a chair, and then a table.

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 No.525863

I was watching the Fallout show and my dad asked me if I liked Fall Out Boy. I said yeah, and he told me to grow up.

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 No.526208

Why did their jokes always hurt? They never stop pun-ching.

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 No.526428

Saw a short king on fire, all I could say was "man, lit."

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 No.526720

Got ready to go to town and asked my brother if he saw my friend Mikey. He said he's sorry for losing it.

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 No.526968

I had a calculus exam, so I arrive early to class. Of course it's the weird dude,always sits in the front and wears the same 3 pairs of graphic tees and pants, who's the first one right there on his laptop. I'm flipping through my notebook trying to study when this guy starts moving from seat to seat like he's in grade school until he's finally beside me. I'm praying he doesn't say anything to me, and he didn't for several minutes until I heard a "H-have you ever heard of Black Souls?"

I wish I just ignored him, but I want to be nice so I'm like "You mean Dark Souls?" and then he goes "No, Black Souls. It's made in rpgmaker." Then he starts gabbling about some guy in a dark fairy tale world and how its this intricate blend of Dark Souls, "arrow gay", and turnbased combat. I was about to tune out until he moved his desk beside mine until they touched tips and started googling up images of some character he was talking about. Tried to tune him out in hopes he realized I wasn't interested and then he goes "Red Riding Hood fucks dogs" right as the professor walks in with a clear view of his screen. But to make a long story short, I beat the game last week.

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